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[–]throwawayjury 485 points486 points ago

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It's good to know my lawyer has a sense of humor about my entire world collapsing before my eyes.

[–]Letsgetitkraken 129 points130 points ago

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I'm currently losing everything in a divorce to someone who cheated on me. Every time we have had to go to court her lawyer is always sitting in there yucking it up with other lawyers. I walked up on another lawyer asking how he felt about taking me for everything knowing that I am about to be homeless. His response was "fuck em."

TL;DR A lot of divorce lawyers are terrible human beings and get off on screwing others.

[–]obvious_karma_whore 66 points67 points ago

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So why are you losing everything if she's the one who cheated?

[–]Letsgetitkraken 50 points51 points ago

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She filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. My company got tired of me having to miss work to deal with the divorce, mandatory parenting classes, mediation and so on and laid me off. CS leaves me with a few hundred each month for bills/food. So I'm facing foreclosure and worse but her atty is still trying to get me to pay his legal fees and pay her for her maternity leave as if our child was some form of tort. The judge in the case has ruled against me at every step without even allowing me to speak.

Aside from that, a marriage that only lasted a couple weeks is now in month 15 of separation/divorce.

[–]primatesandme 33 points34 points ago

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This shouldn't be possible :( I'm so sorry.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 26 points27 points ago

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mandatory parenting classes

This one boggles my mind. A person goes suddenly from being an acceptable parent to being an untrustworthy presumed-abuser because his wife no longer wants to have a relationship with him. The ultimate WTF.

[–]Letsgetitkraken 22 points23 points ago

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In all fairness she had to take the class too. It's more of a revenue generator for the county than anything else. But you're correct, they shouldn't get involved like that.

[–]shocore 1 point2 points ago

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These classes are important. They're to help the parents learn how to transition their kids into the change. It also works to prevent the parents from using their kids as emotional ammunition against each other and teaches how to make all decisions with the child's interest at the forefront.

[–]Emblazin 2 points3 points ago

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Teaching someone and the person actually applying the lesson learned are two completely different things.

[–]deems19 1 point2 points ago

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Very very true.

[–]shocore 0 points1 point ago

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That is very true. But that doesn't mean that the classes aren't useful to some.

[–]momstuss 1 point2 points ago

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Don't know why you are being downvoted. My parents had classes and therapy together when getting divorced, and it really helped the transition for me and my sister. We came along to a couple of sessions, gave us a space to talk about what was difficult. We've never felt like game-pieces, and even though my parents have hated each other, they always try to put that aside and us first.

[–]stankbucket 0 points1 point ago

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Get the book Divorce Poison and have both sides read it. My parenting class was about 25% about parenting and 75% about settling the case before going to court.

[–]Dark_Shroud 6 points7 points ago

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Make sure to file bankruptcy and put the threat out there. That should settle her lawyer down a bit if he suddenly realizes he won't be getting paid.

My sister is going through this and had to get a better more expensive lawyer.

[–]someguy945 2 points3 points ago

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The judge in the case has ruled against me at every step without even allowing me to speak.

Do you have a lawyer or are you representing yourself?

[–]producer35 4 points5 points ago

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Wait a minute. Are you this guy?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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How the hell does this happen? You can't seriously tell me she wasn't a bitch before?

[–]Letsgetitkraken 14 points15 points ago

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According to her father's wife she told them she planned on finding a guy and using him for a baby/money as she was getting up there in years. When I confronted her with what she said after finding out about her cheating she lost it and won't talk to her father anymore. He's just as heartbroken as I am.

[–]Sansarasa 7 points8 points ago

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Couldn't her father or his wife testify in your favor then?

The Judge can't possibly keep ruling in her favor after hearing about this...

[–]Letsgetitkraken 18 points19 points ago

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I asked him and he started crying. Said he always wished his daughter didn't turn out like her mother. Seeing a fifty year old man cry broke my heart.

[–]apox64928 1 point2 points ago

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you should petition to that broken heart and ask that he doesn't let the same thing happen to you!

[–]MikeSV 5 points6 points ago

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Still doesn't matter. Most states are "no fault", meaning she could have fucked an endless train of guys, got knocked up for money, etc and she will still walk away with exactly what she wants. I know most women are not like this, but this situation scares me enough that I've decided that I will never get married. What a fucking nightmare.

[–]stankbucket 0 points1 point ago

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She can rarely walk away with"exactly what she wants" because there are formulas for alimony and child support and the assets are usually split down the middle. There's this misconception that the women get the kids and the house and the guy pays for it all and it's just not true in most states. I kept half of my kids. I kept my house (bought her out) and I got what I think is a reasonable alimony number based on what we make and she's a childish self-entitled piece of crap who went into it thinking she was going to get the kids.

[–]ladyvonkulp 3 points4 points ago

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I'm guessing her father's wife isn't actually your ex's mom?

[–]soupatroopa 3 points4 points ago

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I started a new business where I will run up and kick people in the balls. I find that a swift kick to the ol' nads can take away some of the pain inflicted during these hard times..

Here is my business card.

[–]apox64928 1 point2 points ago

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hey bud, i wasn't married, but i'm up for my visitation/custody case next friday after over a year of court bs. i totally feel for you on how the system fucks you over. i hope things turn out better for both of us. sometimes i think that the only thing we can do is just smile and ride the ride. there has to be something bright in our future's.

it's a cheesy quote but, "it can't rain all the time."

if you ever want to talk about shit, pm me.

[–]PsychedelicFairy 1 point2 points ago

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You shouldn't have gotten into that mess. I mean sure, it's totally unfair and I know you're getting totally screwed over and all, but after all that I've seen about divorce and child support issues, I can't help but think I would be making SOUND ass decisions about who I marry and/or fuck. It's not a fair world we live in I hope you get through it okay. Remember living well is the best revenge.

[–]Sarstan 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to the world of divorce court. Where no matter what you do, you're clearly getting a better deal than the woman and the courts want to see you burn for everything you did wrong to make her unhappy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Soon you will have nothing. And nothing to lose.

[–]littleleaguechew 1 point2 points ago*

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This is why I'm fighting marriage. I don't understnad why I should subject myself to a broken legal process. My bf/gf relationship does just fine without inserting the church and the state into it. I can't imagine why humanity thought it would be a good idea to insert religion and insane laws when two people decide to pair up. Its so antiquated, its ridiculous modern people take it seriously.

Oh well, people want to get married and I can't stop them, but its important they realize that your story is far from uncommon. I wish there was a stronger nomarriage movement that wasn't a men's rights movement. It's ridiculous that you're essentially a government mandated slave for the rest of your natural life due to alimoney and CS.

[–]jayron202 1 point2 points ago

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Christ man, you have my sympathies. That's insane and incredibly stressful. Your only revenge in this situation is to make it through, and once you do, which you WILL, you will be much wiser and tempered because of it. If only for your kid, you will eventually have to learn how to deal with this woman for brief periods of time.

[–]stankbucket 2 points3 points ago

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Well said. When it happened to me my first calls we'd to my friends who had been through it. One of them told me "she'll take half of your stuff and try to make you miserable. Don't let her take who you are.". That helped me turn the corner on everything and life has been great (all things considered) since.

[–]ferrarisnowday 57 points58 points ago

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Hell, even the one who cheated shouldn't lose everything.

[–]gammon9 11 points12 points ago

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I have no idea why this is being downvoted. Apparently reddit is of the opinion that infidelity is an offense worth having your entire life destoyed over.

[–]orange_kevin 7 points8 points ago

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When, in reality, monogamy is what gets lives destroyed in the long run. The solution? Never get married, and fuck ALL the things!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Hell, you can even be monogamous without getting married!

[–]jenzthename 6 points7 points ago

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And you can have a non-monogamous marriage.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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or a polygamist marriage...

[–]BadJokeHour 1 point2 points ago

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I think it is. If you get married then cheating on your spouse, to me, is definitely an offense having your life destroyed over.

[–]Tibyon 123 points124 points ago

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Probably because she's a woman.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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No, it is because most states are no-fault divorce states. Even if it's not such a state, most courts will hesitate to split possession or custody and grant alimony based on "whose fault" it was. Their job is merely to cleanly sever the relationship, hopefully grant each party an appropriate amount of relief based on their contribution to the marriage, and get out.

tl;dr learn something sometime.

[–]Cforq 1 point2 points ago*

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appropriate amount of relief based on their contribution to the marriage, and get out.

This is where it gets muddy. I know of states where if a single worker family the non-worker moves into a much nicer area before (even if hours before filing papers) filing for divorce their (now much higher) cost of living is factored into the equation of relief. There are a lot off little tricks like this to game the system, and unfortunately there are a whole lot of conservative judges resulting in this disproportional effecting males being divorced from their different-sex marriages.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah, I definitely agree with you. I've studied the property law at school on this stuff - different states have different standards for figuring out who gets what. Determining who contributes what to changes in marriage over time is really hard. What if the husband began making more money? Do the wife and kids deserve to be maintained on the lifestyle they were accustomed to receiving during that time? What if they acquired property together? If they shared a bank account, should the court split all future earnings 50/50? What if the wife contributed no salary but raised the kids and ran the household? What if the wife worked to put the husband through school? Does that mean she contributed to raising his earning power with his graduate degree? Etc etc etc. they're all tricky questions with tricky answers (if they even have established answers in a particular jurisdiction, that is). A lot of times the answer is up to the judge's reasoning, how well the lawyers plead their case, and settled negotiations.

An adage in law is no one will leave perfectly happy after a good settlement negotiation. Imagine a tough divorce where both parties each have to split up joint earnings - it gets quite contentious and dissatisfying.

[–]mizike 22 points23 points ago

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Take it to /r/mensrights guys...

[–]Tibyon 0 points1 point ago

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Those guys are a bunch of idiots. Their anger is valid, but extremely over inflated.

[–]BlackestNight21 12 points13 points ago

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Something over inflated on reddit. That unpossible!

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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Yeah, getting 1/4th of your life ruined by someone legally, that's no cause for extreme outrage.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Yeah, it's every woman's fault that yr life sucks bro. Feminist conspiracy oppressing all the straight white men qq.

[–]fonetiklee 2 points3 points ago*

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Totally. Being a straight white man means you don't get to do anything about injustices being directed your way. r/mensrights is awful usually, but that doesn't mean there aren't actual inequalities.

E: typo. Goddamn you phone.

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[–]cdcformatc -1 points0 points ago

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This statement is a lie.

[–]Sarstan 0 points1 point ago

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Actually it's quite accurate.

[–]Osmodius 4 points5 points ago

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Because it would be sexist if men were ever able to do anything without women coming off better.

[–]ClusterMakeLove 5 points6 points ago

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Sexual infidelity really isn't a factor when it comes to matrimonial property. It all comes down to whether wealth was created by the "partnership". If she contributed to the house, whether financially or domestically, she's entitled to a share, regardless of whom she bones.

[–]someguy945 0 points1 point ago

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maybe he just meant that losing half feels like losing everything. this is especially likely if he owns a home and now needs to sell it.

[–]Letsgetitkraken 5 points6 points ago

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Sadly that's not the case. The judge said to me at the last hearing "You're going to just have to call your mortgage company and tell them that they're not getting paid anymore." I'm trying the short sale route but failing miserably. Newly remodeled houses in my neighborhood have been empty and for sale for 5+ years.

There is no "half" involved is because we had not even moved in together yet when I found out about her lying/cheating. We never shared any accounts and aside from me paying for the delivery and prenatal care we never shared any bills.

[–]KyleMC 6 points7 points ago

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You should have gotten a better divorce lawyer. Also, your state's laws sound like they really suck, sorry about that. ED and conservative divorce law FTW. (source: me, a newly barred barely competent attorney)

[–]joedonut 0 points1 point ago

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Are you newly barred or newly bar'd?

[–]KyleMC 1 point2 points ago

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Admitted to the bar is the correct terminology I suppose

[–]joedonut 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations on your accomplishment! I was picking on you because to be barred is to be denied, and although it looks ugly I figured bar'd would be better.

As to being a new lawyer?

The first thing is wisdom -- get wisdom, And with all thy getting get understanding.

Good luck and all the best.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Muthafuckin' prenup yo. My contracts professor actually said it in an interesting way. It might seem unromantic, but you're getting a prenup regardless of whether or not you make one yourself. It's just that if you don't make one yourself, the state makes one for you, and it usually sucks.

[–]netrunner0 3 points4 points ago

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Wow, I don't think I'm going to get married. Too risky these days.

[–]Citizen_KK 14 points15 points ago

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Two of the first things they teach you in law school is that you must prepare yourself for work in an adversarial system and that it is your responsibility to zealously advocate for your client. If "a lot" of divorce lawyers are okay with doing things like this, then I'd rather presume it's because they kind of have to rather than because they're terrible human beings.

tl;dr It's his job to take everything he can. Sorry your ex hired a competent jerk.

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[–]OldTimeGentleman 9 points10 points ago

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Then soldiers chose their jobs and are therefore terrible human beings ?

[–]GaSSyStinkiez 5 points6 points ago

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Not all lawyers are scumbags. Not all soldiers are scumbags. But opportunities are all over the place for them to do horrible things and it happens a lot.

[–]noturtypicalredditor 2 points3 points ago

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This is why I grew up hating lawyers with a passion (parents divorced when I was 7 or 8, and it was a nasty battle between lawyers for more than 10 years). It took marrying into a family of 8 lawyers to realize that there are some genuinely honest, good hearted lawyers out there that I now call family :)

[–]DrDodgy 2 points3 points ago

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Just you wait til you try to divorce this one, you'll be really fucked!

[–]TicTokCroc 11 points12 points ago

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You really went up to your wife's attorney and said "How do you feel about taking me for everything knowing that I am about to be homeless?" I'd blow you off too. There's nothing worse than drama queens in divorce cases. Didn't your attorney tell you not to drag your emotions into it? Grow the fuck up.

[–]BlackestNight21 1 point2 points ago

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Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. back to telling time with you.

[–]fool_of_a_took 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, empathy is for pussies.

[–]Fuzzman88 0 points1 point ago

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Re-read his comment...

He walked up to a group of lawyers who were talking about him.

[–]nepidae 4 points5 points ago

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Pretty sure its the asshole you married, not the lawyers

[–]enmispantalonesroman 3 points4 points ago

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sorry for your situation, but I hope you dont keep that generalization in your mind forever.

[–]happyent 1 point2 points ago

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Yes blame it on the lawyers like all the other clueless retards.. Good riddance, I hope you lost everything!

[–]griffin3141 0 points1 point ago

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Lawyers are scumbags? Whoda thunk it?

[–]Max_Freedom 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly.

[–]Rixxer 0 points1 point ago

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It's also good to know his name, too bad it's cut in half. And if you get the right half all you know is it's a lawyer!

[–]Scrumdiddlyumptious1 97 points98 points ago

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Until you realize that severable card will likely lead to unethical conflict of interest violations.

[–]djm19 12 points13 points ago

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Its probably fake anyway. Design project like most of these clever cards.

[–]ClusterMakeLove 0 points1 point ago

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I recognize the name. I'm not sure if it's the same guy, though.

[–]Neebat 8 points9 points ago

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It's a business card that you can share, not with your soon-to-be-ex, but with anyone else who needs to know a good lawyer. There's no conflict of interest there.

[–]Neolithic 38 points39 points ago

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Upvote for knowing that while cute, it's not only impractical, but likely illegal.

[–]lordofthederps 7 points8 points ago*

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Sorry, would you mind explaining what "unethical conflict of interest violations" means in this context?

EDIT: Never mind; after typing it out and reading it over in my head a few times, it seems to make sense now, but I think it would have been clearer as "unethical conflict-of-interest violations."

[–]a_culther0 19 points20 points ago

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In a nutshell: He couldn't represent both sides of the dispute, conflict of interest. His preference for either client could be claimed by either party depending on who gets what in the final settlement.

You can't play for both teams.

[–]davvblack 16 points17 points ago

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Not all divorces need to go to court. You can do it with one attorney if you can agree.

[–]a_culther0 2 points3 points ago

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Right. I think I was only trying to clarify the point the op was making

[–]luminosity11 1 point2 points ago

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I think a lawyer would probably insist on bringing in another lawyer anyway.

[–]mizike 4 points5 points ago

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There are collaborative divorce firms that will represent both sides and try to work out the situation in a mediation like environment. If things go sideways and the parties can't agree that lawyer can't represent either of them and they both have to find new counsel.

[–]tanzm3tall 1 point2 points ago

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Right. This is what my parents tried for well over a year, and then since neither was satisfied they instead blew something like $80,000 on separate lawyers, maybe more.

[–]sje46 5 points6 points ago

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How does this card show he's playing for both teams?

[–]a_culther0 4 points5 points ago

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it's not the card, it's the implications that both parties in the divorce use the same lawyer

[–]sje46 6 points7 points ago

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Oh, I didn't notice that his contact info was on both sides. I thought it was just perforated to symbolize his job.

[–]a_culther0 3 points4 points ago

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it totally is. That is the cleverness of it all

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah it's just symbolic, duh.

[–]BreakEmUp 0 points1 point ago

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Collaborative divorces. I don't like them, but some attorneys will represent both parties.

[–]skithrow 1 point2 points ago

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probably that you and your spouse would not have the same divorce lawyer lol.... you each have your own lawyer in order to fuck up your spouse as much as possible

[–]ferrarisnowday 0 points1 point ago

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Divorcing couples often have separate legal counsels.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I took it to merely symbolize divorce, not to represent both sides.

[–]TheSmart1 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I thought at first too, but if you look the contact information at the bottom is printed once on each side. It does seem like this card is meant to be torn in half and given to two people.

[–]xandat 6 points7 points ago

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would the other parties lawyer not need to contact yours?

[–]mkrfctr 5 points6 points ago

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Or maybe it's so when someone goes 'Oh neat' and rips the card in half, they don't need a fucking roll of tape to still have a useful business card.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I think it's just a cute little gimmick, not an actual solicitation of two opposing parties.

[–]Chihuahua-of-DOOM 0 points1 point ago

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...... give it to the spouse's lawyer, they might need to contact each other on your behalf.

[–]tuxedojacob 19 points20 points ago

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Clever, albeit a little sad...

[–]Venjamin 0 points1 point ago

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James' specialty it looks like.

[–]gifforc 31 points32 points ago

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I think it would be cool to see a movie about a divorce lawyer who sneakily used his profession to get couples to work it out. He could manipulate them and screw with their heads to get them to see how much they love one another. Kind of like a benevolent house m.d.

I think david tenant would be a great lead role too.

[–]jdsweet 10 points11 points ago*

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If only they'd already done that and it starred the voices of Homer Simpson and Jessica Rabbit, a co-star of the Governator, and a guy who would one day marry way out of his league ...

[–]FadedPoster 3 points4 points ago

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You sold me with David Tenant.

[–]ex_ample 2 points3 points ago

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Rom Coms are the lowest form of cinema. They simply recycle plots over and over again.

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 0 points1 point ago

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Followed closely by the Bromance. Then the chick flick. The high school party flick. The majority of modern hollywood formula. Etc.

[–]ferrarisnowday 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap, you could make so much money on a RomCom like that.

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 0 points1 point ago

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How could a divorce lawyer profit from couples working it out?

[–]DorkyDude 2 points3 points ago

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Lawyers don't have to go to cout to make money, they can charge whatever they want for their time, meaning that even if couples who've seen him four or five times to discuss their divorce work it out, he still gets paid.

[–]ShinshinRenma 1 point2 points ago

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Billable hours.

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point ago

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i guess the idea is they'd be so happy that they worked it out that they'd still pay his fee. i dunno. movies don't have to make sense.

see: rubber

[–]luminosity11 -1 points0 points ago

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david tenant on reddit? pretty controversial opinion..

[–]dubman42 16 points17 points ago

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[–]ex_ample 6 points7 points ago

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[–]spartacus- 4 points5 points ago

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[–]EmperorSofa 0 points1 point ago

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The whole time I was looking at this video I thought the dude must be high on coke or something.

Also four dollars a card? What are you retarded or something, only an idiot is going to spend that much cash on a card.

[–]thecacti 5 points6 points ago

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is that...egg-shell?

[–]MiloMuggins 8 points9 points ago

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No, it's bone. The font is something called "Sillian Rail".

[–]Aspel 3 points4 points ago

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It's very cool, but that's nothing. Take a look at this.

Eggshell, with Romalian type.

[–]tad 2 points3 points ago

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Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's card.

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 5 points6 points ago

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Wow, this reference was unexpected!

[–]ohman-ohgod 1 point2 points ago

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So one of them will refer him by first name basis, the other last?

[–]lessfrictionless 1 point2 points ago

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The scales of justice also break in divorce court, as per this card. Metaphoric or accidental?

[–]Evanderson 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AndersonCouncil 1 point2 points ago

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Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

[–]druek 1 point2 points ago

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Another dickwad lawyer with a "cute idea" business card.

[–]asaturn 1 point2 points ago

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too bad their website sucks

http://www.marshall.yk.com/

[–]themycenaean 1 point2 points ago

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Surely it would be a better sell for the attorney if the split on the card was nowhere near even.

[–]thascarecro 1 point2 points ago

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Im a married man but can see why there are alot of people out there who feel marriage is nothing but a piece of paper and a life changing headache if it doesnt work out.

[–]SenorFish 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, lawyers! they're so cute. I can't understand why they're commonly considered blood-sucking bastards. Oh wait, I can.

[–]Naithiris 1 point2 points ago

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So am i the only one who is wondering how the second photo was taken?

[–]I_SOLVE_EVERYTHING 1 point2 points ago

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All I could think was... crutch paper!

[–]iScreme 6 points7 points ago

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This has bad idea written all over it. Never use the same lawyer as the other party in a divorce. Get your own representation.

[–]henstep15 17 points18 points ago

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You're reading too much into it if you read it as suggesting that the lawyer would represent both parties. It's just a card that can be split in two...like the marriage's he's helping to dissolve.

[–]psychiccheese 4 points5 points ago

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Presumably the other party should have your lawyer's contact information though.

[–]iScreme 1 point2 points ago

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Naturally, but the business card makes it seem like they will be present when they get it, when there should be a formal letter with all the information, or at least something other than half of a business card. Just sayin.

[–]mfitter2 5 points6 points ago

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You say it's a "bad idea" as if it's not sanctionable, if not illegal. No lawyer would ever represent both sides in a legal dispute, especially a divorce.

[–]iScreme 3 points4 points ago

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Bad ideas can be illegal too ya know. This is the internet, I refuse to be overtly specific, especially in my leisure time (when I'm at work).

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

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It's a business card that you can share, not with your soon-to-be-ex, but with anyone else who needs to know a good lawyer. There's nothing "bad idea" about that.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 3 points4 points ago

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[Insert obligatory American Psycho reference]

[–]liam_rory 5 points6 points ago

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Look at that subtle off white coloring. Oh my god, it even has a watermark.

[–]lookkool 2 points3 points ago

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AW Mahon, i ripped my business card

[–]mrsolitonwave 0 points1 point ago

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i chuckled

[–]mrsolitonwave 1 point2 points ago

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i love it. if only the word "divorce" was not divided across both halves it would be perfect.

[–]Harutinator 1 point2 points ago

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Another? This is the same one that has been circulated a hundred times

[–]pleasedammit 1 point2 points ago*

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Hmmm...

[–]asininequestion 1 point2 points ago

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Oh I get it, because normally as soon as he gives you the card you rip it up and throw in the trash, saves you the trouble. Genius.

[–]atxpyro 1 point2 points ago

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fucking lawyers

[–]Alabama_Britannia 0 points1 point ago

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"Fine she can have James and the A.W. But she expects me to accept only the E, while she gets DIVORC. To Hell with that!"

[–]inibrius 1 point2 points ago

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my bet is that it would be printed on both sides.

[–]kvist 0 points1 point ago

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it took me 2 minutes to realize....

[–]66xsseldoG 0 points1 point ago

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1 Lawyer for both parties? THAT is an intriguing trial!

[–]iPhown 0 points1 point ago

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How do you hand them out? Like tear them apart right in front of the divorcing couple? Or just hand one of them the complete card, and watch them argue over who gets to tear it? Brilliant! Just brilliant!

[–]Aspel 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you give the card to both parties, just that it splits as a metaphor. Don't read too much into it.

[–]climbtree 0 points1 point ago

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I think it'd be cool to have a 'pick up' card, that said "You have nice hair. If you don't have nice hair, you have nice eyes. If you don't have eyes." I'd be so popular with the ladiez

[–]LexusNexus 0 points1 point ago

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This is pretty clever, and I did giggle a little bit, but at the same time I went "Aw." Seems a little tasteless, I suppose.

[–]jmahon 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody called?

[–]blackgrrl23 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I don't want to get married...

[–]OompaOrangeFace 0 points1 point ago

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Can the same lawyer really represent both sides? I think not, but what do I know.

[–]ghostbackwards 0 points1 point ago

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except a couple can't have the same lawyer

[–]am1e 0 points1 point ago

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Woah - That's my surname. I have never met anyone with my surname!

[–]jmahon 0 points1 point ago

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'Sup

[–]am1e 0 points1 point ago

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almost had a heart attack when this popped up as I was rather drunk when I first commented and forgot that I had done so - I thought my brother had found my reddit account!!!

[–]northern_redditor 0 points1 point ago

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Cool Yellowknife (indirectly) makes it to /r/pics

[–]redditspice 0 points1 point ago

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when did clever start meaning unoriginal?

[–]anchal3 0 points1 point ago

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He cant represent both sides, so it's kind of silly. I know it's not meant to be serious, but it would fall apart in your wallet before long and then you'd be stuck with half a business card...

[–]pianobadger 0 points1 point ago

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This would make a lot more since if two married people actually shared the same divorce lawyer.

[–]Tecktonik 0 points1 point ago

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ZOMG SO CLEVER! QUICK POST THE OTHER 100 BUSINESS CARD REPOSTS!

[–]triforcelink 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD! THEY MULTIPLY!!

[–]triforcelink 0 points1 point ago

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I like that one story where the guy sold all his possessions for a dollar so the spouse had nothing to take. I would totally do that in this situation.

[–]Dradyl 0 points1 point ago

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My OCD senses are telling me "Divorce" should move a bit to the left so when the paper tears, it'll be even.

[–]robbiedo 0 points1 point ago

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I have never been married, never plan to be. I couldn't take a divorce. I rather live alone, and be childless than marriage with it's consequences.

I am in my mid-40's and have lived with women, but would never commit to marriage. I am thinking of adopting a child, though. I need to do something with my money.

[–]Soupr 0 points1 point ago

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The phone numbers, fax numbers and email address is the same on both, what is the point.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty cool.

[–]cbung 0 points1 point ago

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He needs an email alias.

[–]EpicThomTime 0 points1 point ago

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