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[–]abbeyn0rmal 584 points585 points ago*

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I'VE DONE THIS A bunch of us conspired to scare the shit out of the one friend who wasn't home. Unfortunately, by the time he got back we had forgotten about it. And he has a tendency to throw open doors. It ended up scaring the shit out of all of us. Twice. A minute or two later another person walked through the door before we had time to take it down.

[–]SickZX6R 137 points138 points ago

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One time I thought it'd be hilarious to prank my girlfriend by rubber banding the trigger on the dish washing nozzle that our sink had. I pointed it right at myself to aim, then walked away. Two minutes later I decided I wanted a drink of water and shot myself in the face. It worked great. Never got my girlfriend with it.

[–]sockpupppet 43 points44 points ago*

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I'm going upstairs and setting this up for my roomie right now...

Edit: Soaked my shirt testing it out. This is gonna be fun. He's the kinda guy who doesn't think things through in an orderly fashion so I see him trying to block the water before having the clarity of mind to just turn the faucet off.

UPDATE: Took 5 hours but whatever... So he was doing something in the kitchen and I knew he was going to have to use the sink to wash his hands so I grabbed a cookie and waited patiently making conversation with him out of range from the sink. Eventually he turned it on full blast and it got him good. He kind of lurched away from it back into the fridge, while yelling and flailing about until he realized what was going on. Front of his shirt was soaked. When he turned to me to start yelling, I laughed maniacally and ate the cookie. I'm going to do it again but this time with clear packing tape because he's wise to the rubber bands now.

[–]SickZX6R 3 points4 points ago

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Hahaha, best of luck. I finally ended up getting my roommate with it at a later date. He got soaked.

[–]Biduleman 1 point2 points ago

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Black electrical tape also works well if your nozzle is black like mine was^

[–]NiceGuysFinishLast 43 points44 points ago

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I did the same thing to my Grandfather. I got him. Then he beat my ass. Worth it, though, that was hilarious.

[–]Otaku-sama 3 points4 points ago

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I did that with my dad. I got him, but by that time, I had already lost interest. I was only 12 after all, no attention span.

[–]littleleaguechew 244 points245 points ago

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You have now learned the final lesson in pranking: In the end, you just end up pranking or embarrassing yourself. Go forth with this new knowledge grasshopper!

[–]beefmagnet 240 points241 points ago

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He who seeks something something... dig two graves something something.

[–]nomorenoobtube 147 points148 points ago

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Such wisdom

[–]airmandan 96 points97 points ago

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There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.'

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[–]thadood2 9 points10 points ago

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[–]nicolauz 23 points24 points ago

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I did this with a saltshaker after a night out of drinking at a diner. Unscrewed just enough so it would pour out all over, and I got a plate full of salt with a side of scrambled eggs 10 minutes later.

[–]NiceGuysFinishLast 3 points4 points ago

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Dude. Salt, pepper, parmesan cheese... I check the cap, EVERY time. My Dad thought he was funny when I was growing up, so I developed the instinct to check them all.

[–]atcoyou 31 points32 points ago

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And that's why, you don't use a one armed person to scare someone.

[–]dokuhebi 42 points43 points ago

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Proverbs 26:27 "Whoever digs a pit will fall into it, and he who rolls a stone will have it roll back on him."

[–]stufff 153 points154 points ago

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The people digging these pits and rolling these stones sound completely incompetent.

[–]Osthato 58 points59 points ago

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Sounds like Team Rocket.

[–]TheLoveKraken 41 points42 points ago

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No, I'm pretty sure it's Wile E Coyote.

[–]ADIDAS247 21 points22 points ago

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That's why they only got a Proverb and not a whole book deal, unlike that guy who made everyone wine. He got a book deal.

[–]Captain_Cowboy 11 points12 points ago

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Psh, he got, like, four book deals. But they're overrated -- they're practically the exact same story from slightly different perspectives.

[–]copilot602 10 points11 points ago

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I hate fan fiction.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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yo I heard that guy died like right before them books came out... he ain't no Steve Jobs but I wonder how that book sold.

[–]altsetiX 12 points13 points ago

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Didn't that happen in Pokémon a couple of times?

[–]railroad-redditor 5 points6 points ago

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A kid I went to college with thought it would be a hilarious prank to spray concentrated deer urine (normally used for hunting) on his roommates bed. Their entire dorm room smelled for the rest of the semester.

Talk about pranking yourself.

[–]self_yelp 1 point2 points ago

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Brady Dad: You know Cindy, when you point a finger at someone else, there are three fingers pointing back at you.

[–]wishfulendeavors13 16 points17 points ago

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You could combine it with this so that you know someone is coming in. Also probably makes them more likely to throw the door open.

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[–]Rejexted 12 points13 points ago

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This reminds me of the time when I would hit a life-sized cardboard cutout of batman behind the doors of my house so he would fall on people. Batman ended up scaring the shit out of me far more times than it ever did scare anyone else in my family.

[–]niton 6 points7 points ago

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And that's why you always leave a note.

[–]NattySelection 4 points5 points ago

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Same here! I rigged a bathroom stall in my buddies' dorm suite. Ended up scaring the shit out of their unsuspecting cleaning lady the next morning since I neglected to take it down.

[–]softmod 823 points824 points ago*

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... And that's the story of how I shit my pants.

edited for a horrendous grammatical error

[–]rotORriot 300 points301 points ago

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... coming to Fox this fall...

[–]jphw 212 points213 points ago

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A show that will inevitably be cancelled.

[–]Tashre 233 points234 points ago

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Twice

[–]jeaguilar 141 points142 points ago

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But only because first they showed the shit-in-pants episode, then the opening of the door episode.

[–]kneeofwisdom 34 points35 points ago

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Fox, you keep that shit comin'!

[–]AndyRooney 5 points6 points ago

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They will regardless.

[–]Al14ever 10 points11 points ago

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[–]NoNeedForAName 48 points49 points ago

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Then it'll move to Comedy Central. It'll promise us new episodes, and we'll get the equivalent of a half-season of new content over the span of a season, even though we expect to have a new episode every week. We'll also miss the last few minutes of every episode because Comedy Central runs everything 5 minutes late and we didn't program our DVRs to record that extra time.

But we won't care. We love Comedy Central because, hell, at least they're giving it a shot when no one else would. And they play a couple of reruns of the show every day, so at least we have that.

[–]Detroitvibe 9 points10 points ago

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now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I've never seen the end of a show on comedy central. Damn them and my dvr.

[–]NoNeedForAName 3 points4 points ago

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My DVR actually has an option to stop/start recording x minutes before and after the start time. Since I found that, I never have a problem with it, and as a bonus I usually get to see the last few minutes of a standup routine before Futurama starts.

[–]Probably-Lying 14 points15 points ago

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I dont know. That premise is just crappy enough for six seasons and a movie.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No no, Fox cancels the intelligent, creative shows. A show about shitting your pants would last forever.

[–]MananWho 10 points11 points ago

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They'll probably just fuck up the order of the episodes and show him shitting in his pants first, and then show him pushing the door into the horn one week later.

[–]wildo421 3 points4 points ago

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Pulp Fiction Style: He'll beat the shit out of his friend, get the shit scared out of himself, and then open the door.

Family Guy Style: He will be resuscitated without his sense of humor and then remember "that one time."

[–]crazydaze 78 points79 points ago

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I thought that I had everybody on my side,

But I went and blew it,

all sky high

and now she won't even spare a passing glance

all just because I shit my pants.

[–]RobFword 49 points50 points ago

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When big Lary came 'round just to put him down

Spongebob turned into a clown

and no girl ever wants to dance

with a fool who went and shit his pants

[–]theupdown 2 points3 points ago

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that's my favorite song from Spongebob. It is truly a work of art

[–]qtrWhileOne 2 points3 points ago

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mine was the C A M P F I R E S O N G song!

[–]Tango64 2 points3 points ago

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I call this one The Campfire Song Song!

[–]CaptainTaters 1 point2 points ago

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And now... the REST of the story.

  • Paul Harvey

[–]sortex 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tjo1432 1 point2 points ago

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and that was the second time I got crabs

[–]kirtb 1 point2 points ago

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[–]flabbergasted1 163 points164 points ago

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This is less of a prank on the door-opener and more on anybody sleeping within a 50-foot radius of the door.

[–]jay2770 85 points86 points ago

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anybody sleeping within a 50-yard radius of the door - have you heard one of those things before? haha

[–]inVolkswagens 32 points33 points ago*

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[–]allintensivepurposes 236 points237 points ago

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Yeah, like your butt.

[–]NoNeedForAName 64 points65 points ago

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Can't argue with that logic.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago*

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Niiiice.

Edit: Somebody remember that for comment of the year.

[–]Tjsor 9 points10 points ago

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"This item is not for sale in Catalina Island"...interesting

[–]inVolkswagens 8 points9 points ago

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we're polite on Catalina Island.

[–]maddprof 1 point2 points ago

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Hence, why this an ideal prank to play on your dormitory RA.

[–]Happy31 70 points71 points ago

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There's an old guy in his 70's that rides a bike to the tavern I drink at. He does the same routine every time.

He calmly comes in and has 1-2 beers and then proceeds to leave as quietly as he came... except he pulls an air horn from a work vest and gives it a toot just before the door closes on him as he walks out.

Always gets someone to spill a beer, lol.

[–]homergonerson 2 points3 points ago

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If a quiet old man does it, people would find it heartwarming and hilarious. College kid does it, and he'll probably get a stern "GET THE FUCK OUT"

[–]diamond 5 points6 points ago

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Have you seen what old people look like naked? There has to be some kind of compensation for that.

[–]DocDrunk 2 points3 points ago

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Up vote for use of the word "tavern".

[–]Disco_Drew 68 points69 points ago

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Who's gonna clean up all the shit in that doorway?

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[–]therantingnorwegian 220 points221 points ago

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Genius! I have to try this now!

[–]jwitham2002 200 points201 points ago

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Public restroom.. and record it please!

[–]likemaugal 142 points143 points ago

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nice try chris hansen

[–]jwitham2002 77 points78 points ago

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[–]kabanaga 29 points30 points ago

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You mean he shat logs?

[–]shutyourgob 18 points19 points ago

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You brought an air horn, some duct tape, a video camera....what were you planning to do here?

[–]GexGecko 1 point2 points ago

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Might catch Andrew Hansen doing this...

[–]therantingnorwegian 13 points14 points ago

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There's something seriously unsavory about recording a video in a public restroom.

[–]cricketgreen2 12 points13 points ago

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ask Sandusky to do it

[–]neelshiv 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody is going to end up pissing themselves if you do this.

[–]bobbybusche 83 points84 points ago

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[–]MustStopMasturbating 103 points104 points ago

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[–]gamerholic 6 points7 points ago

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[–]viraL187 14 points15 points ago

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What in the fuck is that from?

[–]MustStopMasturbating 56 points57 points ago

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[–]pocketsubhub 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sprrd 25 points26 points ago

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Is Herman Cain Mike Tyson's father?

[–]jwitham2002 33 points34 points ago

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quite possibly.. they both sexually harass women

[–]Areonis 16 points17 points ago

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I expect you're going to get an earful for that statement.

[–]lcpldaemon 8 points9 points ago

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I expect you're going to lose a full ear for that statement.

[–]swearis 8 points9 points ago

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An earful of upvotes, maybe.

[–]MsFrightlin 12 points13 points ago

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Herman Cain is Mike Tyson

[–]JimmyHavok 21 points22 points ago

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Improved version: put the horn closer to the hinge, so the door doesn't have to open so far, and the leverage will be greater. You may be able to set it so the door can't be opened far enough to get through without setting off the horn.

[–]All_Witty_Taken 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, I was just thinking to myself that I barely ever throw the door open that wide... I'll use the window instead.

[–]schifert 174 points175 points ago

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At first I read this and thought it said "Air Horn Porn." Which would be a great idea for an early warning system that someone has come home.

[–]cogneuro 160 points161 points ago

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This changes EVERYTHING

[–]destroy-demonocracy 23 points24 points ago

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Have you never watched/listened to deaf porn?!

[–]topherotica 49 points50 points ago

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No but when I get home from work it's going to be my first google search.

[–]PatrickAnimi 11 points12 points ago

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And while you're there- google "Porn For The Blind"

[–]dudester567 8 points9 points ago

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I just went there. First link I click is just a man explaining a sex video..

[–]PatrickAnimi 10 points11 points ago

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Yes. It's porn. For the blind.

[–]dudester567 11 points12 points ago

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I was hoping for something along the lines of audio porn..

EDIT: OMG it's my reddit birthday

[–]ThePancakeMan 2 points3 points ago

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I found the 2 girls 1 cup one ಠ_ಠ

The guy sounds like he is about to puke.

[–]Blu3j4y 2 points3 points ago

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There is such a thing as "deaf porn"? Do they sign during the "act"? I'm OK/but not great at ASL, but my curiousity has gotten the better of me so I guess I have some searhing to do after work.

[–]destroy-demonocracy 2 points3 points ago

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Put it this way, if you close your eyes, it sounds like Dory from Finding Nemo doing the whale impression...

[–]blindlikeacloud 4 points5 points ago

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Hey! I'm deaf and I resemble that remark.

Wait, what?

[–]eyecite 13 points14 points ago

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we could sell a product with the tagline "prank while you wank!"

[–]Happy-Fappy 3 points4 points ago

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Wank pranks are not funny!

ʘ⁔ʘ

[–]ScottCarmichael 9 points10 points ago

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ʘ⁔-

FTFY

[–]Happy-Fappy 4 points5 points ago

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ʘ⁔Θ

[–]ScottCarmichael 5 points6 points ago

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Okay HappyFappy, you beat me. :P

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[–]cavortingwebeasties 19 points20 points ago

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No, you're just horny.

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[–]PhilbertFlange 35 points36 points ago

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I'll look for this on the front page tomorrow.

[–]Nesman64 7 points8 points ago

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Not if I can find it on /r/new first.

[–]reddums 5 points6 points ago

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You can cater to the animal loving audience and include your pet bugle.

[–]ObliviousIrrelevance 5 points6 points ago

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Pull your pants back up and rejoin us my friend.

[–]Affar 5 points6 points ago

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Too much Internet, it is quite ok though...

[–]tslining 4 points5 points ago

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Air Horn Porn

Where's that Rule 34 guy when you need him?

[–]wilma_phingerdew 1 point2 points ago

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Which would be a great idea for an early warning system that someone has come.

FTFY

[–]blueshirtthursdays 14 points15 points ago

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nice home security system

[–]kobun253 16 points17 points ago

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or, how to stop people from ruining your walls by swinging the door open too fast.

[–]docbugzy 11 points12 points ago

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[–]disavowed 13 points14 points ago

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This same principal applies to a shotgun shell super-glued to the door and a thumbtack super-glued to the wall. I'll let you use your imaginations from here.

[–]Thacke 8 points9 points ago

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Ah the anarchists cookbook.....

[–]insertAlias 5 points6 points ago

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I'm actually interested in whether or not the force from the shot would be directed forward or if it'd blow out the side. When a pistol/rifle cartridge goes off outside the chamber, it usually blows the side out the cartridge as well as ejecting the bullet, causing the bullet to have much less energy. The design relies on the compression from the firing chamber.

With a shotgun, I'm not sure what would happen.

[–]centurijon 75 points76 points ago

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I call it a doorbell

[–]DoctorThunder 26 points27 points ago

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Doorhorn.

[–]donnerpartyof1 16 points17 points ago

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a doorn?

[–]evinf 9 points10 points ago

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[–]skinneej 7 points8 points ago

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[–]AndyRooney 22 points23 points ago

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Kindly video and post your results.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 15 points16 points ago

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In internet's term: videos or gtfo.

[–]AndyRooney 12 points13 points ago

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I fought in WWII Mr. IMasturbateToMyself and am too old for the internet. So thank you for the ProTip.

[–]DFA831 23 points24 points ago

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Combining this and this for a great prank

[–]MockDeath 2 points3 points ago*

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Thank you for this. Just did this to the office door. Boss should be back soon..

-edit- Got the store manager and head of IT!

[–]ZEFninja 11 points12 points ago

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Oh man this is so simple it's GENIUS.

It will take FOREVER for them to get that sticky Duct Tape residue off.

[–]pottos 10 points11 points ago

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Seinfeld's revenge on Kramer.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 42 points43 points ago

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[–]HutchOne23 24 points25 points ago

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"big ass nerds"

[–]topherotica 10 points11 points ago

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...thanks to his mom.

[–]GTB3NW 14 points15 points ago

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HONK.. HA HA HA HA - HONK.. HA HA HA HA - HONK.. HA HA HA HA - HONK.. HA HA HA HA.

[–]bestdarkslider 11 points12 points ago

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[–]tankwala 3 points4 points ago

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Air horn prank might help your situation.

[–]manberry_sauce 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe if they were on less ritalin they wouldn't have blair witched the shit out of that.

[–]lcdsallysystem 6 points7 points ago

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Pure genius.

[–]wy1dsta1yn 7 points8 points ago

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As someone who suffers form hyperacusis, fuck you

[–]kingfaisal916 11 points12 points ago

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Can someone do this, record it, and post it to Reddit?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Sounds like a Tosh.0 idea. "Here's a prank, now I want you to do it and submit your videos so I'll have material for next week!"

[–]insidoubt 5 points6 points ago

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Prediction: poop.

[–]thedtrain12 7 points8 points ago

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I'm going to the party store right now. I cannot wait. My girlfriend may not be my girlfriend when she gets home from work.

FOR SCIENCE!

[–]SupaFly-TNT 4 points5 points ago

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I swear I heard an air-horn on my conference call at 11.....now I have to investigate.

[–]Vibster 3 points4 points ago

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I should have revealed I've been deafened by Bender.
The shame. The shame.
But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendor.

[–]Sotordamotor 3 points4 points ago

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Also a pretty nice alarm system.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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But when people don't open the door all the way...

Should tape it to the back of the door, more toward the middle so even if they open it half way, it will work.

[–]ashamanflinn 2 points3 points ago

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I want to see this in action damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]jr0324 9 points10 points ago

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who actually opens the door all the way before they walk into a room?

[–]stunts002 4 points5 points ago

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People who don't like to shimmy around half open doors?

[–]neverelax 4 points5 points ago*

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As a locksmith, I can be working on one side of double doors, caution tape off the entrance that im working on and people still try to get in the one im working on, even if im on a ladder, even though the other door(s) work fine. It's like some "path of least resistance" rule of thumb. people will always try to get in a half-propped open door before opening one for themselves. many crews are starting to wear shirts that say 'please use other door' on the backs. Lots of folks LOVE to do the shimmy

[–]singhforthewin 1 point2 points ago

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Fat people

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Simple, yet brilliant.

[–]primus202 2 points3 points ago

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This kids rig is a lot more complicated but effective. Need to rig it to trigger longer somehow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iH2DWOS7oQ

[–]RugerRedhawk 2 points3 points ago

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FYI for those looking to replicate this, that particular air horn is available at your local Dollar Tree for $1.

[–]noturtypicalredditor 2 points3 points ago

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On the topic of funny air horn pranks, I think Reddit will get a kick out of this. I never get tired of watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8tBD6LYX0I&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]7oh3 2 points3 points ago*

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I saw this picture and decided to create a new subreddit home for all sorts of pranks\pics\vids\stories...you decide! /r/pranking

[–]pocketrambo 2 points3 points ago

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How the Pros do it: http://i.imgur.com/bjxPL.jpg

[–]MrMastodon 1 point2 points ago

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"...and then I had to clean my roommates shit off the floor"

[–]RizzoFromDigg 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NoNoImWorkingSee 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop laughing about the possibility of using this prank at work. Damn you!

[–]WildJolteon 1 point2 points ago

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Good god, you monster

[–]benalene 1 point2 points ago

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Never has a still picture made me laugh so hard as that one.

[–]cottencoddens 1 point2 points ago

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BRILLIANT!

[–]SeaBass123 1 point2 points ago

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You, sir, deserve the nobel prize. And women. Lots of them.

[–]rollinonDDs 1 point2 points ago

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Nice try Anderson Cooper.

[–]dangerousbirde 1 point2 points ago

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If my kids ever sneak out this getting installed while they're out!

[–]dre__ 1 point2 points ago

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ghetto burglar alarm

[–]DoesNotTalkMuch 1 point2 points ago

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This looks like a great way to get somebody to drop and break all the heavy shit they're bringing in for me.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 1 point2 points ago

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"Honestly, how was I supposed to know an eighty year old woman with heart issues was gonna kick the door in?"

[–]SJJ1960 1 point2 points ago

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Saw user name "paf_le_chien" and in my head I pronounced it "fap le chicken".

[–]minifidel 1 point2 points ago

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Hilarious, but holy balls, make the image a little smaller so that you can actually see it without having to zoom out ಠ_ಠ

[–]apintandafight 1 point2 points ago

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It's..beautiful.

[–]Ecchii 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone who would slam the door that hard deserves this.

[–]nosecohn 1 point2 points ago

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As a person with sensitive ears, I would seriously hurt anyone who pulled this on me.

[–]robar1971 1 point2 points ago

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Extra points if you turn the cone straight up and fill it with flour ;)

[–]iNPHiD3L 1 point2 points ago

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Makes me think of this.

hornblasters.com

[–]StinkyFeetSandwich 1 point2 points ago

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This cardiac arrests the victim.

[–]theway109 1 point2 points ago

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Funny

[–]MNico 1 point2 points ago

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That's one way to get your roommate to stop swinging the door open.

[–]mairuzu3030 1 point2 points ago

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B...B...B....Brilliant!

[–]indorock 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of when I pissed my pants laughing at this in the theaters. Air horns are hilarious.

[–]Burselfnow 1 point2 points ago

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I sense a disturbance in the force...

[–]henryroo 1 point2 points ago

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"Stop throwing the door open, you're hurting the wall"

[–]AvraCadavera 1 point2 points ago

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I need one of these for the door that goes to the basement stairs.

[–]Mlion14 1 point2 points ago

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Stolen by Tosh.0 in 3....2......1.....

[–]wwvgd 1 point2 points ago

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reminds me when i was a kid and would carefully put bang snaps under the toilet seat so when someone sat down - BANG!

[–]sweetgreerchic 1 point2 points ago

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I used to put a small one on the back of my boss' desk drawer. I often thought about what I would look like if I got caught installing it under the desk. But then I would go to my desk and just wait.

[–]Flammen 1 point2 points ago

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THAT'LL FUCKEN SHOW 'EM FOR RAMMING THE DOOR WIDE OPEN.

[–]ZeBort 1 point2 points ago

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Oh those sassy Canadians.