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[–]life_failure 33 points34 points ago

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http://toolinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/giraffe1-614x460.jpg

solved! you see, this is actually the rarely photographed giraffeoptaryx... the terror of the Serengeti!

it rules the sky... no leaf is safe!

[–]Totally_Legit_ 1 point2 points ago

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[–]johnkong -1 points0 points ago

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Is that real?

[–]life_failure 0 points1 point ago

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yes, JohnKing, its from the same class of animal as crocodactyls and ostriches...

[–]RyneDeCap 11 points12 points ago

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Seems legit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]r1010010s 6 points7 points ago

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Oh Hai Mark

[–]masterofstuff328 2 points3 points ago

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You wanna throw the football around?!

[–]r1010010s 1 point2 points ago

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Orny if wver wearvin our tuxedo.

[–]chiablo 22 points23 points ago

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I laughed when I saw this... while on the phone with a customer.

Me: ʘ‿ʘ

Him: ಠ_ಠ

[–]k4kuz0 2 points3 points ago

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Could you see him well enough over the phone to discern his facial expression?

[–]KiLLaKRaGGy 19 points20 points ago

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[–]ThumpNuts 2 points3 points ago

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I back-traced the pixels, it's shopped.

[–]Journalisto 1 point2 points ago

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Thank God. I was so worried my house was going to get by giraffe poop.

[–]TheGizmojo 8 points9 points ago

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HEY GUYS THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED BECAUSE I KNOW PHOTOSHOP.

[–]Zeppelanoid 5 points6 points ago

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You can tell by the pixels, eh?

[–]yodamann 1 point2 points ago

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he's seen a couple shops.

[–]TommyBoy012 2 points3 points ago

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There's a shop right down the road from me.

[–]Flipster78 2 points3 points ago

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No, it's totally real! I've seen this... We were flying in formation with the Ringling Bros. Circus plane, and apparently the fuselage is too small for the giraffes so they cut holes in the roofs of the plane...

[–]Akathos 1 point2 points ago

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Wait. What?

[–]blackdawnredhate 3 points4 points ago

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Me not comprehend. Is that a magical Giraffe or a photo shop? OR IS IT BOTH!!!!!!!!! a magical giraffe that Photoshoped himself into that window?!

[–]Akathos 1 point2 points ago

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Oh dear god. The economy is down, and now we have to deal with magic giraffes! Oh. My. God.

[–]Zap-Brannigan 0 points1 point ago

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someone cut out a picture of a giraffe, put it on an airplane window, and took a picture of that picture. It's a picture of a picture.

[–]Journalisto 0 points1 point ago

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You solved it!

[–]Akathos 0 points1 point ago

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Meta-picture. Or piception. Or whatever is popular at the moment!

[–]SickerThanASneeze 1 point2 points ago

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picture taken one second before its head goes into the turbines

[–]thedustinwray 1 point2 points ago

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I'm almost positive that is a vintage Salvadore Dali photograph.

[–]Journalisto 1 point2 points ago

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The giraffe seems to have an idea.

[–]iAboveTheClouds 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite piece by him.

[–]warox13 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, High

[–]UnitedGeekdom 1 point2 points ago

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I don't care if it's shopped. It makes me happy!! _^

[–]yagi_takeru 0 points1 point ago

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we need more 'dont care if shopped still funny as hell' posts over ALL the reddit

[–]yumagamo 1 point2 points ago

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It's interesting that this wouldn't work if it wasn't a giraffe.

[–]whoopzzz 1 point2 points ago

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Shopped! You can tell by the shadows.

[–]cowart 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Beretot 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Journalisto 6 points7 points ago

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Wow. Wow. Ow. I guess he stuck his neck out on that one.

[–]coffeeanon 2 points3 points ago

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Where's Chuck Testa when you need him?

[–]Dethscythe 1 point2 points ago

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Put giraffes up in the air!

[–]JumboLove -1 points0 points ago

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[–]lostman92 0 points1 point ago

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Mother of GOD!

[–]millertime0503 0 points1 point ago

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There's something on the wing of the plane!

[–]SilverXaxis 0 points1 point ago

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This is totally real! Just like the miniature giraffes! There's even a livestream going on right now!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I want to believe.

[–]randiculous 0 points1 point ago

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i have a running joke with my friends about how the "bad story giraffe" always appears when they tell a bad story. He jumps up and yells "Oh HAI THERE!" and i saw oh hai, thinking damn wouldn't it be funny if it was a ... OMG!

[–]darkhunt3r 0 points1 point ago

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too much evolution.

[–]HaxorKitty 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile in Africa...

[–]Xok234 0 points1 point ago

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oh hello there

im a giraffe :3

[–]orniver 0 points1 point ago

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That is the worst photoshop I've seen in days.

[–]crackboom 0 points1 point ago

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I think that was the image used for the 'put your ass in the air' YTMND when the original image was taken down because of threatening of copyright something or other. For a brief period, then the original one got restored. I need to get off the internet.

[–]themajordog 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BlockoManWINS 0 points1 point ago

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Good, you? Dammit I mean... Hi!

[–]Stormbringer909 0 points1 point ago

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...nor sure if shopped or fucking tall giraffe.

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?!?!?

[–]joebro123 0 points1 point ago

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Damn those flying Giraffe's, they never mind their own business.

[–]8-bit_d-boy 0 points1 point ago

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FAKE. No plane flies that low.

[–]Journalisto 1 point2 points ago

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That is the best evidence yet.

[–]Ocrasorm 0 points1 point ago

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He has some neck staring in the window like that! How rude!!

[–]pikori 0 points1 point ago

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Because of the trajectory of the moon and sun, and judging by the current atmospheric conditions, I can tell you with 95.687% certainty that this is shopped.

[–]baileyburritt -1 points0 points ago

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Pixe.......

[–]jbirdprrr -1 points0 points ago

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Suddenly, jet engine.

[–]The_designer_pro -1 points0 points ago*

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what was going through my mind... PHOTOSHOP ALL THE THINGS

[–]faggotoni -1 points0 points ago

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That's not how you spell 'hi'.