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[–]wut999 40 points41 points ago

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*lo

[–]nick_gallegos 4 points5 points ago

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[–]heavensclowd 1 point2 points ago

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I think these two versions need to be combined. I like the "unto him" and "lo".

[–]toyboat 5 points6 points ago

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*thyself

[–]wut999 19 points20 points ago

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I don't understand why someone redid it shittier.

[–]elasticbingbong 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, I never got the joke until now.

[–]Isenki 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, oldest repost in the world but I love it.

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[–]ravenouscraving 16 points17 points ago

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You're in r/atheism.

Now go to r/funny and tell them to be serious.

[–]scots23 4 points5 points ago

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Every single post he has is downvoted. I think he may be a troll.

[–]neduil 6 points7 points ago

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All right, all right... You win. Here, just for you:

http://i.imgur.com/EPMPR.jpg

[–]justliketheother 2 points3 points ago

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have the you seen the wide variety of things reddit makes fun of? You choose to only see the times we "laugh at your faith".

[–]Isenki 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I LOVE Mohammed cartoons, but it's way easier to make Christianity jokes because most of us have a ton of experience with Christians.

[–]jsnoogs 4 points5 points ago

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love married to the sea

[–]StinkyBritches 4 points5 points ago

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I'm actually wearing this shirt today. http://www.sharingmachine.com/index.php?item=77

[–]WessyNessy 2 points3 points ago

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Literally buying this shirt right now. Impulse buy.. regret... it'll get here. But not in time to stop me from entering my information and buying this shirt

[–]StinkyBritches 0 points1 point ago

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The comments I get made it totally worthwhile. That, and I have the shirt that says "It just does, mom. I can't explain why it feels so good to be a gangster." That one gets a lot of strange laughs :P

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why do shirts always seem obscenely expensive online.

[–]StinkyBritches 0 points1 point ago

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This particular webcomic is entirely free and the people running it do not seem to have very much in way of sponsors. I can understand why they might price their shirts relatively high. I buy my shirts from shirt.woot.com for $10 most of the time, but I do like to support one of my favorite webcomics whenever I can :)

[–]the_great_ganonderp 2 points3 points ago

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LO

[–]Craig_Slist 3 points4 points ago

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Ive always read this in Rowan Atkinson's voice because of this bit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umRRCkspaQU

[–]ReoinMahBoat 0 points1 point ago

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"Cleft her in twain" I think is my new favorite combination of words

[–]ronka_trucks 0 points1 point ago

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just posted this on my facebook account...with the title: 'lol...blaphemy'

[–]henry_b 5 points6 points ago

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Marriedtothesea.com give some credit where it's due

[–]rommelcake 2 points3 points ago

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That's hilarious

[–]BdotDS 2 points3 points ago

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Usually reposts receive an instant downvote from me, but I just love this one so much. I'd upvote it again tomorrow too.

[–]Kolya52b 1 point2 points ago

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This and the picture of that book with the two frogs on bikes with the caption "FUCK THE POLICE" are my two favorite pictures on the internet.

[–]Lotion_Fap 3 points4 points ago

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Frog and Toad!

[–]Kolya52b 1 point2 points ago

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Huzzah!!

[–]Coolhandluked 1 point2 points ago

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[–]IonBeam2 1 point2 points ago

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Since this gets posted so many times everywhere, I wish someone would replace "low" with "lo". If I could find the original picture I'd do it myself.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The ridiculous part is that "low" isn't in the original comic.

[–]His-Dudeness 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this in /r/atheism and not /r/funny?

[–]Steel12 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Drunk protestant here, and this is really, really funny.

[–]Black_Apalachi 1 point2 points ago

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How come the angel can move? Is the guy blind?

[–]xetrov 5 points6 points ago

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aw. Misunderstood Doctor Who reference maybe?

I'll at least upvote you back to 0, bud.

[–]59ekim 0 points1 point ago

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Holy bullying?

[–]johannthegoatman 0 points1 point ago

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Haha! I've never seen this! It's hilarious and strikingly deep. I love it.

[–]hiddenlakes 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this a couple months ago on r/trees, and a solid ten minutes of laughter resulted.

[–]zaxonortesus 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen a meme or two in my day, but this still made me laugh as well.

[–]TierOne 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd

[–]LookARedSquirrel84 0 points1 point ago

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Are those dinosaurs and the pyramids in the background?

[–]ByTheEyeofThundera 0 points1 point ago

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This was actually really funny.

[–]Keltharius 0 points1 point ago

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I think I laugh every time I see this picture.

[–]nick_gallegos 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Light-of-Aiur 0 points1 point ago

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I like this version a lot more than the others. Something about it being in color..

[–]BluApples 11 points12 points ago

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Really? I hate this version more than others. Something about a particular "w".

[–]Light-of-Aiur 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Light-of-Aiur 1 point2 points ago

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I'd want to know what font this is in before I start adding commas.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 2 points3 points ago

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Ya do good work son, real good.

[–]weird_sex_things 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot to add a comma.

[–]Light-of-Aiur 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

I just noticed it...

I'm going to try to fix it. Hold on, I'm going to use.... photoshop!

[–]ooNegativeONEoo 4 points5 points ago

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I like this version better than the others, because it's the original one, whereas the rest stole the idea and added spelling errors. CALL ME QUIRKY.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's so stupid. Why not just post the original?