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[–]Journalisto 2 points3 points ago

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Allow me to explain. So this mom is getting getting gang banged by a bunch of horny, middle-aged men and, luckily, she practices safe sex because, the rumor is, one of those guys has at least three STIs. Anyway, she gets them all off because, you know, she's pretty fucking good at fucking and then she gives all the used condoms to her kids who combine all the ejaculate into one rubber, tie it off like a water balloon and lob it at their deadbeat dad who won't give a dime to child support despite his well-paying job. He, of course, won't pay child support because his ex wife is a cheating whore and, for some reason, he sees leaving her broke and in sole custody of the kids as a good way to get back at her for breaking his heart ... oh, and giving him herpes.

[–]digitalchris 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh haha I remember doing this when I was a kid

[–]ejabno 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]ViniTheHat 0 points1 point ago

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love this.

[–]citruswaffle 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh.. the good old days.

[–]RogerWaterZ 0 points1 point ago

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The Aristocrats! LOL

[–]int_argc 0 points1 point ago

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How about: "repost." I only needed one!