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[–]kungfustu 1 point2 points ago

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Park all the things!!

[–]fabeau 1 point2 points ago

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TIL France seems to be a college campus.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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TIL boston is the same

[–]ffsshhgrgl 0 points1 point ago

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In Boston, every car comes with three of these buttons, just in case one breaks.

I did not know what the phrase "double parking" meant until I moved here. I assumed it meant you were taking up two spaces instead of one.

Nope.

[–]assstastic 0 points1 point ago

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Or the classic "if I'm in the car they won't give me a ticket" philosophy

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

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The triangle should be a cross because you're basically praying you don't get a ticket!

[–]703dragon 0 points1 point ago

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actually, this button activates the triangular force-field

[–]FlameMage 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheBlackGuy 0 points1 point ago

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this is the "im doing or about to do something illegal" button