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[–]bogart1980 300 points301 points ago

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Hey, it's Rob Jennings. I have to repost this to r/philadelphia. Our cats and weed are in danger.

[–]Oreo_Speedwagon 67 points68 points ago*

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ACTION NEWS

Dat theme song, haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGCWA6vQjqE

[–]Sal79 33 points34 points ago

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Move closer to your world, my friend, and you'll seeeeeeee

[–]killercacti 17 points18 points ago

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Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunna dunna dun!

[–]Katarzzle 6 points7 points ago

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When I was a kid I thought it was, "Move closer to your world my friend, Tennessee". I was wondering why they were singing about Tennessee since we were in Pennsylvania.

[–]Deceptitron 11 points12 points ago

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I love the Action News theme song. I "sing" along with it every time it comes on. :3

[–]chem_monkey 8 points9 points ago

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I haven't lived in Philly for a few years now... does the intro still have the lyrics?

[–]FeelGoodAboutHood 11 points12 points ago

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The long version of the closing music does

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[–]Contradiction11 24 points25 points ago

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Pennsylvania represent!

[–]Detlef_Schrempf 30 points31 points ago

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also, "Our" and "are" used correctly = Not from Philadelphia

[–]Sal79 23 points24 points ago

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Hey! Fuck you, buddy!

[–]seagramsextradrygin 6 points7 points ago

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I was about to reply with this, and then I saw someone already had. And then I realized, hey, I know you.. In real life!

[–]Sal79 3 points4 points ago

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Section 431 row 4 rulez!

[–]sloppypig 11 points12 points ago

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i read that in a philly accent.

[–]poopmaster747 35 points36 points ago

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Action News ftw!

[–]flyersfan018 7 points8 points ago

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EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE'S FROM THE SAME AREA AS THIS NEWS CHANNEL!

[–]xjennclarityx 2 points3 points ago

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I was totally one of those people that were featured in the beginning of action news...I was about 7 years old - I think it was '92, curly orange hair (not natural curls, my mom actually let me get a perm at 7!? Ugh.) seriously CHOWING DOWN on some cheese fries in the Franklin Mills Mall...ah memories. We taped it on the VCR on a VHS tape and was later removed by my dad taping con-air on tv. I think I just realized I hate my parents.

[–]WhenDookieCalls 14 points15 points ago

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Grew up outside of Philly in Bucks County, now I'm out in LA. Every time I visit PA and flip on the local news, the thing I notice is how much time they devote to coverage local high school sports. Seriously...do people in Philly really give a shit how the Norristown football team is doing?

[–]Dorkfire 11 points12 points ago

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The Abington Ghosts can take it all this year! I just know it! Go Ghosts!

[–]poopmaster747 2 points3 points ago

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Gotta love those Gallopin Ghosts!

[–]HowieLichtenfelter 3 points4 points ago

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If you grew up where you say you did, you know high school football in Pennsylvania is big.

I grew up in Levittown, where are you from?

[–]vkr171 19 points20 points ago

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Best city. Except for our sports teams, they blow.

[–]cole1114 16 points17 points ago

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Hey, you've got the Phillies! The team that everybody was predicting for the World Series for a good portion of the year! If you guys can do good in the off-season, and get back on track next year, you're going to go places!

[–]seagramsextradrygin 11 points12 points ago

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Nice try, cole hamels.

[–]Avatar_Ko 4 points5 points ago

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They've been places. They won the World Series two years ago!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Rumor has it that they're going to let J-Roll walk, sign Jose Reyes, and trade Victorino to the Indians.

So yeah, same shit, different offseason I guess. Except this time last year the formula didn't look like "shit".

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 7 points8 points ago

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Whaa? we have the Phillies! They're pretty damn good for a sports team.

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[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 62 points63 points ago

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PENN STATE IS NOT IN PHILADELPHIA, GOODNIGHT

[–]smokeygreen420 39 points40 points ago

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bubbles' worst nightmare as well!

[–]supertoast43 16 points17 points ago

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"Come on Bubbles, lemme just keep one, they protect my weed plants."

[–]JamesFuckinLahey 11 points12 points ago

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Boys, I'm gonna have to call in the heavies on this one.

[–]dasbearjew 18 points19 points ago

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Fuck off Lahey, why don't you and Randy go eat some cheeseburgers and get drunk

[–]Spikor 9 points10 points ago

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Never cry shitwolf.

[–]PineappleBrounie 11 points12 points ago

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A dope trailer is no place for kitties!

[–]apatheticboy 6 points7 points ago

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The way I look at it, is you either go to school to learn things or to sell drugs. And Ricky is here to sell drugs.

[–]lukethenuker 650 points651 points ago

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"Skyrim release delayed one day."

[–]DaveRJr 222 points223 points ago

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FUCKING LIAR

[–]lukethenuker 104 points105 points ago

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See what I mean? I would be seriously worried about a spike in murder rates if this happened.

[–]letsRACEturtles 52 points53 points ago

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so you're saying i shouldn't just have killed bobby kotick out of blind rage?

[–]bmeckel 46 points47 points ago

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No, no, I think everyone will forgive you for that one.

[–]lukethenuker 7 points8 points ago

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No, that's fine. Other tortured reddit souls did far worse.

[–]Spike69 94 points95 points ago

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First they take destroy /r/trees, then /r/pics /r/cats and /r/aww all in one fell swoop. Now they take our /r/gaming!?

[–]GET_A_LAWYER 367 points368 points ago

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First they came for /r/jailbait,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a pedophile.

Then they came for /r/trees,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a pothead.

Then they came for /r/cats,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a cat.

Then they came for /r/me,
and there was no one to speak out because no one reads that subreddit.

[–]Siethron 86 points87 points ago

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They do now you clever bastard.

[–]ironw00d 10 points11 points ago

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Fell for that..again.

[–]okeefm 57 points58 points ago

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First they came for /r/jailbait

In all fairness, that was happening before it was shut down too.

[–]fenrir_darkwolf 36 points37 points ago

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Actually people who frequent /r/jailbait are known as ephebophiles, and in our culture sexualizing people in their late teens is really not that uncommon so I don't quite understand why that community was so hated.

[–]Arithered 66 points67 points ago

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STFU, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE CONSENT CENTER OF THE BRAIN DOESN'T LIGHT UP UNTIL THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN WHEN IT IS TOUCHED BY GOD AND MAGIC

[–]supersauce 47 points48 points ago

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It was because there wasn't a prominently displayed birth certificate hanging below the ample breasts of the 'models'. Boners are sinful if the inspiration isn't at least 18 years old. If you get a boner from a seventeen year old, you have to beat your penis to show it a lesson.

[–]promonk 67 points68 points ago

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My penis must have at least a master's degree then.

[–]drstk 27 points28 points ago

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Bonerary PHD

[–]ifyourheadexplodes 20 points21 points ago

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They were using the subreddit to meet other people and distribute child porn using reddits private messaging system. So yeah there's that.

[–]Dylnuge 10 points11 points ago

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It is unfortunate you are getting downvoted for pointing out the actual reason the subreddit was banned. It was not because the content on the subreddit was illegal--it wasn't (depending on interpretation and jurisdiction). It was because the subreddit community was distributing things that were illegal and participating in generally exploitative behavior (specifically many pictures were taken from Facebook pages and the like and posted without the person's knowledge--regardless of how you fell about this, it was exploitative behavior).

People keep standing up to defend r/jailbait just because they feel like reddit admins shouldn't shut down subreddits, but that is stupid. Reddit admins should ensure that this site remains what we want it to be, and if that means shutting down a community distributing child pornography discreetly through private messages then so be it.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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You know, if /r/me actually existed...

Great, now someone's going to create it, and it will be all about themselves, like /r/Watch_Me_Ban_You.

[–]Punkgoblin 14 points15 points ago*

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Jailbait. isn't. for. pedos! but lol otherwise.

[–]Anonymo 9 points10 points ago

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That's what /r/toddlers is for

[–]Duramax159 19 points20 points ago

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That's what they all say!

[–]lukethenuker 40 points41 points ago

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Now there's a reason to riot.

[–]essenn 37 points38 points ago*

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I'm not going to lie, I would literally flip my shit.

[–]crazymnm 148 points149 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ʇıɥs

[–]back2square1 15 points16 points ago

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A picture is worth a thousand words.

[–]tangypop 8 points9 points ago

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Not sure about that; I only counted 11.

[–]bobfoot1990 4 points5 points ago

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You counted wrong I only saw "ʇıɥs"

[–]Jachard 31 points32 points ago

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I think you've misunderstood the meaning of 'literally'.

[–]lego-banana 43 points44 points ago

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No, I think he actually means it.

[–]Jachard 24 points25 points ago

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I don't know if that should be considered impressive or disgusting. Probably a bit of both.

[–]Johnny_Tsunamii 17 points18 points ago

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It's not that hard

[–]Altrieth 12 points13 points ago

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I think that would be the problem, honestly. Flipping something that's all... soft, and squishy?

[–]amadeov 6 points7 points ago

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Freeze it first.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Not yet it isn't

[–]Madame_Q 3 points4 points ago

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let's not forget where this actually started: r/jailbait. It's all connected, man!

[–]qizarate 2 points3 points ago

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Nice try, Anderson Cooper.

[–]Madame_Q 2 points3 points ago

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Man, you are good at this. I thought I had you all fooled. Want to join my team of elite detectives, qizarate? We have Scooby Snacks.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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They're calling it 'cheesing' because it's.. "fon" to "due"..

[–]BigDaddy_Delta 7 points8 points ago

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In México it was til 17 :( fuckers

[–]lukethenuker 2 points3 points ago

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I'd wager the mafia has something to say about that.

[–]WhenDookieCalls 10 points11 points ago

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Seriously. The cartels might find that for the next week, smuggling copies of Skyrim southward is more profitable than smuggling drugs northward

[–]TILwhofarted 2 points3 points ago

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Narwhales found to be extinct.

[–]stalkinmynuts 9 points10 points ago

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I don't get the skyrim hype

[–]pistachioshell 30 points31 points ago

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It's going to be completely fucking great and we're all quite excited about it.

[–]double-o-awesome 6 points7 points ago

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this guy knows whats up.

[–]impulsivedryer 2 points3 points ago

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nope

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]SilentGrass 70 points71 points ago

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Don't worry I managed to flush the Nutella down the toilet.

[–]Giffylube 47 points48 points ago

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I know this is slightly irrelevant but this is an awesome recipe for home made Nutella in case anyone wants it:

http://www.missmoss.co.za/2010/06/27/homemade-nutella/

[–]djriley 25 points26 points ago

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Nutella is never irrelevant.

[–]TryingToSucceed[S] 16 points17 points ago

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Holy shit. That's awesome.

[–]Toomuchconfusion 7 points8 points ago

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Awesome! Should be its own post!

[–]TellMeYMrBlueSky 2 points3 points ago*

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...and it's down.

That didn't take long.

EDIT: and it is back up. that also didn't take long

[–]toxicFork 62 points63 points ago

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WHAT DID YOU DO?

[–]JoseFeliciano 30 points31 points ago

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WE NEEDED THAT KAREN!

[–]CINAPTNOD 15 points16 points ago

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They would've found it!

[–]Schele_Sjakie 13 points14 points ago

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I'm going to cry in a corner now...

[–]mroglolblo 24 points25 points ago

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Nuttella is amazing. It helped me live out a lifelong fantasy with my gf I could never have even broached otherwise. (Me yelling from bathroom)"Mom!!! Wipe my bum! Wipe my bum! Wipemybumwipemybumwipemybum!!!!" Gf:Coming dear! (finds me on the ground with my nuttella covered ass pointed up at her as I grunt impatiently) Gf:"Oh no, it looks like we're out of toilet paper, mommies going to have to lick you clean!...."

[–]HeWhoWas 19 points20 points ago

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Do not read the above while on LSD.

[–]SilentGrass 30 points31 points ago

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Do not read the above.

FTFY

[–]SynthemescTheX 12 points13 points ago

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what.

[–]knittas 10 points11 points ago

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if you have to pay her, she's not your girlfriend

[–]berhnardhoffman 15 points16 points ago

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What the ACTUAL fuck?

God-damn i have been waiting way to fucking long to have the opportunity to say that statement.

[–]chimchong 7 points8 points ago

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i dont know why but i have this guy tagged as "THE ANUS GUY"

[–]deeooivalis 2 points3 points ago

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[–]explodingzebras 6 points7 points ago

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what the fuck did i just read?!

[–]mroglolblo_saver 4 points5 points ago

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Nuttella is amazing. It helped me live out a lifelong fantasy with my gf I could never have even broached otherwise. (Me yelling from bathroom)"Mom!!! Wipe my bum! Wipe my bum! Wipemybumwipemybumwipemybum!!!!" Gf:Coming dear! (finds me on the ground with my nuttella covered ass pointed up at her as I grunt impatiently) Gf:"Oh no, it looks like we're out of toilet paper, mommies going to have to lick you clean!...."

[–]MonorailLime 9 points10 points ago

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Someone hide the bacon!

[–]Gothbot6k 7 points8 points ago

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You bastard!

[–]poorlyObfuscated 8 points9 points ago

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SOMEONE FLUSH THE NARWHALS! NOW!!

[–]gmoneyy 88 points89 points ago

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Reddit's worst nightmare is imgur.com going down.

[–]essenn 35 points36 points ago*

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That happened last night for like 10 minutes. It was a dark and troubled time in my life.

[–]wrinkled_penis 5 points6 points ago

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or the internet breaking.

[–]ENKC 15 points16 points ago

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Or, you know, reddit.com going down.

[–]legogizmo 12 points13 points ago

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That happens all the time though.

[–]ENKC 13 points14 points ago

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Of course. Redditors only sleep when the site is down, which is the only time they have nightmares.

[–]cjwsoccer9 343 points344 points ago

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‎(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]bobbybusche 232 points233 points ago

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┬──┬ ◡ノ(° -°ノ ) Chill broooo, we'll get some more.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 121 points122 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯┬火┬

OH GOD THE TABLE'S ON FIRE!!

[–]HigherPrimate 57 points58 points ago

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chill, its a chinese table.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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That's the Chinese symbol for fire :)

[–]jurble 22 points23 points ago

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是。

[–]HigherPrimate 63 points64 points ago

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chinese symbol for soccer?

[–]poompt 16 points17 points ago

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What is 8=====D the symbol for, I keep seeing it in dreams...

[–]Doctor_Hobo 47 points48 points ago

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You're a gay Harry.

[–]jurble 7 points8 points ago

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不是。

[–]starkrampf 7 points8 points ago

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i assume they're made of bamboo and would combust in like, 1 second.

[–]jadepig 8 points9 points ago

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The fire is actually on the table

[–]hevoo 143 points144 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵/( .□. ) You can't stop me brooo!

[–]Vilvos 125 points126 points ago

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づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ(╯°□°)╯ \ "Hug time!"

[–]Short_stuff 41 points42 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯ ︵ づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

[–]warpus 17 points18 points ago

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┬──┬ ︵ ( .□. ) ( .□. ) Stop fucking with me

[–]NofunGrammarbot 37 points38 points ago

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Nipple piercings.

[–]qizarate 11 points12 points ago*

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That table is OUT OF CONTROL. Somebody light it on fire.

edit, problem solved: ┬─火─┬ ◡ノ(° -°ノ )

[–]AztecLazer 4 points5 points ago

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But I really liked that cat.

[–]Scarbane 12 points13 points ago

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Okay, so I've been on Reddit for a couple of months now, but I have yet to figure out how to type everything out in your table-flipping statement.

I'd rather know instead of having to copy and paste when I feel like raging...

[–]DJstone 29 points30 points ago

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Nobody knows how to do it bro. One person came up with it and everybody else copies and pastes it.

[–]Siethron 3 points4 points ago

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They're almost all science/math equation symbols, original dude probaly has the software to type them anywhere.

[–]rdssassin 9 points10 points ago

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Flip all the shit!

[–]letsRACEturtles 6 points7 points ago

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i, for one, endorse this humble call to arms for shit-flipping

[–]anexanhume 16 points17 points ago

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I tried to tell them mittens was epileptic.

[–]protect_ya_neck 12 points13 points ago

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My cat has a prescription for that officer!

[–]ISmashedMyController 70 points71 points ago

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[–]GooglesYourUsername 15 points16 points ago

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[–]HELP_IM_A_BUG911 29 points30 points ago

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It took law enforcement a long time to get the cats down as they were very high

[–]I_PAPE_REOPLE 5 points6 points ago

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Oh god, I can't stop laughing.

[–]lil2faded 25 points26 points ago

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good thing my cat is trained in anti interrogation techniques, also in martial arts and smuggling. hes seen it on tv as much as i have. both him and the weed should be coming back any sec.. any day...some time soon.

[–]Jack_Squire 4 points5 points ago

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He double crossed you bro.

[–]lil2faded 2 points3 points ago

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hes a fiend for the catnip oh god please don't lure him with the nip

[–]Only_Comments_w_GIFs 9 points10 points ago

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[–]sloppypig 10 points11 points ago

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philly!

[–]pirateejaculate 7 points8 points ago

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[–]RobSpewack 6 points7 points ago

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[–]strike05 21 points22 points ago*

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[–]belhamster 3 points4 points ago

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I bet the cat didn't react that way. Still an upvote for two cat pictures tho.

[–]Rustash 5 points6 points ago

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Hey I know who that guy is!

[–]seventiesbush 2 points3 points ago

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Have you seen him on tv?

[–]markySWAG 28 points29 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]impulsivedryer 18 points19 points ago

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Tango64 42 points43 points ago

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OOOOOOSTRADAMUS!!!!

[–]SortaBeta 5 points6 points ago

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]leathergiggle 8 points9 points ago

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OOOOOOOOOOOONG WORDS!

[–]espanabarca 11 points12 points ago

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Noooooooooooooooo

[–]Satelllliiiiiteee 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Barboski 4 points5 points ago

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PHILLY!!!

[–]MagusPerde 4 points5 points ago

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Philadelphia news the scariest

[–]djspacebunny 3 points4 points ago

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Rob Jennings, delivering the news when Jim Gardner isn't around...

[–]yes_istheanswer 3 points4 points ago

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Tune in at 11 on channel 6 ABC, in Philly, for...and I'm not even kidding..."A local pregnant cow was shot today. Hear why the owner wants answers."

[–]MogusMaximus 3 points4 points ago

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In other news, soon all pig bacon will be replaced with turkey bacon at your local supermarket.

[–]gmorales87 3 points4 points ago

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Replaced with spiders.

[–]caughtintraffic 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Spamburglar153 3 points4 points ago

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They found ricky's trailer!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only Redditor who doesn't care for trees?

[–]SonTran 4 points5 points ago

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Rob Jennings WPVI 6 Philadelphia

FTFY!

[–]iSmokeTheXS 7 points8 points ago

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You're right, reposts are Reddit's worst nightmare.

[–]L-J-N 10 points11 points ago

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Quick help me flush these kittens!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Hide yo stash! Hide yo cats!

[–]prose-before-hoes 2 points3 points ago

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OH GOD NO

[–]Seref15 2 points3 points ago

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Replace the anchor's head with a spider and then it'll be a real reddit nightmare.

[–]Brobeast 2 points3 points ago

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They took my cats and my dank ass weed. I took their lives.....

[–]fattony69 2 points3 points ago

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Rob Jennings!

[–]Babrook 2 points3 points ago

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Alternate Title:

Best Coast's worst nightmare.

[–]meinsla 2 points3 points ago

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Gee, this hasn't been posted before. Oh wait.

[–]Moldybooks 7 points8 points ago

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ok take my weed not my fat cat !@

[–]Elidor 14 points15 points ago

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Well if it's weed you want, I don't care about that

You can have my shake, but don't touch my cat

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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this is horrible news

[–]Czmo25 2 points3 points ago

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Rob Jennings!

[–]RecklessMind 3 points4 points ago

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Rob Jennings?!

[–]minus9 1 point2 points ago

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Noooooooooooooo! Not in Philly!

[–]woahmanitsme 1 point2 points ago

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Those filthy bastards!

[–]slupo 1 point2 points ago

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"200 pounds of bacon destroyed on site."

[–]ih82sayitbut 1 point2 points ago

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The cops were feline like dicks that day

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh! Fellow Philadelphian!

[–]motorstorm 1 point2 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOO

[–]nothingtodo225 1 point2 points ago

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Philadelphia freedom baby!!!

[–]almondz 1 point2 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/7ZGeD.gif

He was the dj, the dealer, and the host of the party that night. Everyone was having a great time, dancing and yowling the night away. The party grew so large and loud, that at around 2am, a grumpy old cat from next door filed a noise complaint...and that was one cat party that ended too soon.

Damn shame, I say. A goddamn shame.

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

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Wonder how many [FIXED] reposts we'll get from this one.

[–]vomitvolcano 1 point2 points ago

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Good thing this same picture was posted in July

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this was going to be a picture of a human female.

[–]Assassino 1 point2 points ago

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Philly! What what

[–]iChopPryde 1 point2 points ago

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Oh thought this would be about digg getting popular again.

[–]KALASH69 1 point2 points ago

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UPVOTE FOR PHILLY AREA NEWS!