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[–]Buttock 87 points88 points ago

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Well...it's only considered "badass" if the student is announcing their laziness as a badge of pride.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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The most recent popular one I saw was "Doesn't do reading, dominates in class discussion." WOOOOAH everyone make room for Mr. BigBrain over here!

[–]durntdehpirate 36 points37 points ago

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WOW! Check out the big brain on brad!

[–]CornyJoke 16 points17 points ago

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That's right motherfucker the metric system.

[–]CrapheadSlaphead 5 points6 points ago

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what?

[–]sure_ill_rap_dat 0 points1 point ago

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SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YA! I DOUBLE DARE YA!

[–]WARNING: 500-FOOT RESTRAINING ORDER FROM /R/ADVICEANIMALSSorryItsMyFirstDay -1 points0 points ago

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"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in "What?"

[–]sure_ill_rap_dat 1 point2 points ago

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What? PEW PEW PEW

[–]aarghIforget -1 points0 points ago

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Ahhh, I'll never tire of reliving this scene in Reddit threads.

[–]sure_ill_rap_dat 0 points1 point ago

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Wait! What did you forget?

[–]St0n3aH0LiC 0 points1 point ago

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It should be more like "Doesn't do reading, doesn't go to discussion, beats the curve on the midterm" Any more badassery is unnecessary.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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"Takes an easy class, doesn't do shit and gets a D." That's more true to life.

[–]Shiniholum -1 points0 points ago

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hahaha I do that and make it known lol

[–]PatAunces 39 points40 points ago

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Most of them are similar to

Didn't pay attention in class

Gets A anyways

[–]KernelD 98 points99 points ago

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Really, I thought it was more:

Mild inconvenience

Go/stay home

[–]ikfotsur 1 point2 points ago

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My original take on it was a lazy senior college student that does lazy shit because he knows he can get away with it and still do good in school.

[–]KernelD 1 point2 points ago

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do well in school

FTFY

But yes, your assessment is more accurate. When I made my post the most recent ~4 of these I had seen were all of the exact pattern I posted, but it has since diverged.

[–]j-hermann 1 point2 points ago

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Superman does good. You're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.

[–]martonsmash 1 point2 points ago

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That must have been really embarrassing for him.

[–]Clydeicus 0 points1 point ago

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I'll decide whether my actions are good on my own thank you very much.

[–]digitalomega 9 points10 points ago

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I sat here longer than I care to admit trying to slur the syllables of this enough to figure out whether or not it was supposed to be a haiku.

[–]togashikokujin 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't there a bot that pops up to tell if a post is a haiku?

[–]stuhfoo 5 points6 points ago

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and if you're comp sci then it's more like: didn't go to class gets A anyways

[–]Jorgwalther 3 points4 points ago

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Turns in Blank File

Gets an A Anyway

I knew people that did this...jerks ;-)

[–]WARNING: 500-FOOT RESTRAINING ORDER FROM /R/ADVICEANIMALSSorryItsMyFirstDay 1 point2 points ago

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Biochem Midterm

37% - curves to an "A-"

[–]Buttock 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, that's douche-y.

[–]Cyberbro -4 points-3 points ago

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To be honest that's not douche-y. If the guy gets an A and doesn't even pay attention it simply means he should be in a higher class. Just because someone is smart doesn't make them douche-y.

[–]fortrines 21 points22 points ago

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I don't think that's the point. The point is they're telling people about it. I had fucked three chicks at once last weekend. Sure, that's a matter of fact but that doesn't mean I don't sound like a douchebag when I tell people about it, especially considering that I'm telling random people I don't know on an anonymous website.

[–]IrishFarreller 10 points11 points ago

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You fucked THREE CHICKS AT ONCE?!?

[–]rangerthefuckup 31 points32 points ago

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The chicks did not survive. You should've seen the explosions of feathers, epic

[–]tnulitabouli 10 points11 points ago

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he got the newest model tripenis, had to test it out

[–]Daxx22 5 points6 points ago

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You didn't get the memo? Best Reddit Meet-Up ever.

[–]Cyberbro 0 points1 point ago

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Oh well yeah if you go around saying it it to everyone then I agree your a fucking douche bag. I was thinking from the point of view of people who stay to themselves. Sorry should have elaborated.

[–]sicinfit -3 points-2 points ago

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It's only a dick move if the other person feels bad. People think too highly of themselves if they insist every bout of superiority exists to make them feel bad. If I fucked three chicks one weekend, I'd tell the whole fucking world because it's my version of turning water into wine. I could give a fuck about you caring or not.

[–]fortrines 1 point2 points ago

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Well, then you're a conceited asshole. Your response made me think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Nl7VYFEaI

[–]grayninja62 136 points137 points ago

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man....this is just my favorite rage face so far. too funny.

[–]McTavisch 26 points27 points ago

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this and jackie chan

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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it's not jackie chan

[–]Lube_Skyballer 66 points67 points ago

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Speed Round: Name ten things that aren't Jackie Chan.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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Turkey, lettuce, tomato, onions, pepper, table, couch, movie, jackie ... :( Apparently I'm quite hungry. Thank-you for bringing this to my attention kind sir

[–]Lube_Skyballer 44 points45 points ago*

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[–]ErroneousEric 10 points11 points ago

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O_O

[–]WARNING: 500-FOOT RESTRAINING ORDER FROM /R/ADVICEANIMALSSorryItsMyFirstDay 0 points1 point ago

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Know what would be even better? If there was any rage in his face whatsoever.

Don't mind me, I'm just a /r/classicrage fundamentalist

[–]mbw77 0 points1 point ago

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did he win?

[–]alchemist5 11 points12 points ago

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Chair, house, game boy, lava lamp, television, bowl, scissors, envelope, book, Jackie Cha- ...fuck.

[–]I_RAPED_HITLER 4 points5 points ago

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One is cats, second is Rick Perry and the next one is, ummmm. Huh, oops.

[–]chatzimcfee 9 points10 points ago

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[–]KatipoSC 8 points9 points ago

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Not even close. It's Edgar Allan Poe.

[–]oaktreeanonymous 3 points4 points ago

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Why can't you get one right??

[–]EdgarAllanHoe 1 point2 points ago

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Huh?

[–]Zombie_Hunter 0 points1 point ago

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The "fuck that" face is Yao Ming, but this

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/989-jackie-chan-rage.png

Is indeed Jackie Chan.

[–]aldipet 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed! Everytime I see it I wanna mimic it but i don't coz I know I'll just look silly

[–]timdiggerm 1 point2 points ago

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What is the origin of this one?

[–]chazferrari 8 points9 points ago

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Neil Degrasse Tyson is without words.

[–]stonewallnilgoals -1 points0 points ago

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That's that space guy I've seen on Colbert right?

[–]chazferrari 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]eufouria 0 points1 point ago

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[–]digerati32 0 points1 point ago

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This was made by Hippopoptimus_Prime!! This is awesome :)

http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/ju0vi/when_asked_if_i_smoke_weed_often_7/c2f4a11

[–]Berty_Strange 1 point2 points ago

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Mine too, I can so vividly hear his voice in my head as I look at it

[–]mg440 30 points31 points ago

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House of four recent University graduates here. We have all been loving them just to laugh at each other and ourselves. I think it's more of a, 'how the hell did we graduate' feeling for most.
Being too lazy to walk to class and foolishly spending money on alcohol is hardly a projection of 'bad ass.'

[–]spicy_jose 11 points12 points ago

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On my last semester right now. Didn't even think of it as "bad ass", more like "damn I'm a lazy asshole, glad I'm not the only one."

[–]raptorraptor 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck I need some Adderall.

[–]andrewsj1 7 points8 points ago

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[–]stonewallnilgoals 4 points5 points ago

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What is this from?

[–]Joshua_ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]imgur-mirror-bot 19 points20 points ago

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[–]tedbowman 10 points11 points ago

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SCUMBAG LAZY SENIORS: Show off laziness.

Complain about having no job prospects.

[–]machshadow 4 points5 points ago

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is there anyone who can make this into a shirt for me?

[–]darbyisadoll 2 points3 points ago

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ha. i thought about this as a shirt then realized the hands would go over my boobs. ha

[–]machshadow 1 point2 points ago

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it would look like he's holding them up. How badass is that? lol

[–]darbyisadoll 0 points1 point ago

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challenge accepted. I have a few friends in screenprinting classes.

[–]machshadow 1 point2 points ago

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if you do let me know. That would be the most badass xmas present ever.

[–]Mindle 2 points3 points ago

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This as a shirt.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Toy Story 2 was ok.

[–]Epicman 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't think I could love Mr. Tyson anymore, but you showed me how wrong I was. Thank you.

[–]memejunk 2 points3 points ago

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I don't understand why people always assume that these memes have to be autobiographical. Aren't a lot of these just making fun of lazy college seniors in general as opposed to being self-referential stories about being one?

[–]moyerr 2 points3 points ago

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OP is clearly not a college senior.

[–]farting_rhino 5 points6 points ago

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Hehehe... he called me a badass.

[–]noptotsch 1 point2 points ago

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LOL, although I think you taking it way too statically here :D Heck if you really live your life that way, you got to miss out on a whole lot assuming from your own perspectives all the time..

[–]kexik 1 point2 points ago

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nice one u got there:)

[–]i_love_younicorns 1 point2 points ago

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yes. thank you.

[–]poopballzez 7 points8 points ago

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OP is butthurt because he had to work hard to graduate.

[–]downgenocide 0 points1 point ago

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fuckin' tryhards

[–]Pyotr 3 points4 points ago

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Getting to the point that you can be a Lazy College Senior makes you a badass.

Unless you major in communications.

[–]binky_snoosh 1 point2 points ago

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One of the ladies at work was being all 'sneaky' and came over to me. She said: " we're all leaving early today'... I looked at my clock, and it was only 15 minutes before they normally leave... without thinking, I put my hands and and said the "watch out...." phrase to her... she didn't get it, but I laughed.

[–]Devalt 2 points3 points ago

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We really need a Second Semester Senior meme.

[–]KnifeyJames 3 points4 points ago

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It would just be pictures of 20-somethings sobbing.

[–]spicy_jose 2 points3 points ago

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While on reddit

[–]ygrn 2 points3 points ago

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As a senior, I love the 'Lazy College Senior' meme. It's not something we brag about, we're ashamed that we drink beer before class, sleep through a week of lectures, etc. It's just funny and we're really ashamed.

[–]phishyfee 0 points1 point ago

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Out of curiosity, what is the source of the Lazy College Senior?

[–]thefro1 0 points1 point ago

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I graduated two years ago and have been working full time ever since. I just want to comment on every single one "YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA."

[–]chloetheginger 0 points1 point ago

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being an (almost) college senior, I got a good laugh out of this.

[–]oldrzagza 0 points1 point ago

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Stanley!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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what is this guy from???

[–]gabriot 0 points1 point ago

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I think this everytime I see a Red SAP

[–]kiDKhera 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DirtyPresley 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine this is what Cleveland Brown looks like in real life

[–]brad_the_rad 0 points1 point ago

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more like drunkass.

[–]thefro1 0 points1 point ago

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Graduates. Has no job skills or good habits, moves in with parents.

Did I do it right guys?

[–]moondizzlepie 0 points1 point ago

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love this love this love this LLLLLOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TTHHIIISSS

[–]ChaluxMagno 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, so much

[–]AnnArchist 0 points1 point ago

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anyone got a version smaller than 680x680?

[–]coppawalal 0 points1 point ago

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this is fantastic. I'm using this fa sho.

[–]turnleftdale 0 points1 point ago

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What are you talking about?

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[–]roach230 1 point2 points ago

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Or fail exam---->doesn't matter grades will be curved

[–]ddisoxyephedrine 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like this is probably the worst reaction image I've seen, funny enough, it's one of the few this site has made and didn't steal.

[–]DevilYouKnow 0 points1 point ago

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Grad'd my junior year...don't get half of em.

[–]flamingguts 0 points1 point ago

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Cool.

[–]mypetlion 0 points1 point ago

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Joking about being a slacker means you're trying to be a badass? What are you,12?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Fuckin Arts students....

[–]monty45 -5 points-4 points ago

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I keep wondering how the "lazy college senior" is able to keep up since he never does work or goes to class. Pretty sure for most majors you need to actually try in order to pass.

[–]Rhode 7 points8 points ago

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Not when you've already committed to a fifth year.

[–]BatsArentBugs 20 points21 points ago

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He's a business major.

[–]redmanzy310 4 points5 points ago

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Double majored in Business and English lit. Looks like I'm not really accepted anywhere on reddit.... :(

[–]sicinfit 6 points7 points ago

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Ready the pitchfork boys and girls, we've got ourselves a eco-nomistic one here! He's even got the arts major's scent!

[–]Dolewhip 1 point2 points ago

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Finance major here. Graduated in May 09 when the job market was fucked, found full time employment immediately!

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[–]clarkcb 2 points3 points ago*

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As a non-business major, I seriously doubt the majority of business majors are unemployed.

[–]thebrew221 4 points5 points ago

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Communications major, perhaps?

[–]notAnnie 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously, my senior year of college was full time student teaching plus a class and 7 lectures a year for the last semester. The First semester was 15 hours a week of work in classrooms plus 3 classes. And the classes had 100 page presentations analyzing student work and crap due 2 times in a semester on top off lesson planning and all the other little papers. There wasn't time to blow off school if I wanted to pass (let alone get an A)

[–]punchintheface 3 points4 points ago

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I did very little my last semester. All the material taught in the classes had been covered somewhere else before, in the 16 years of schooling I had previously taken.

[–]ygrn 1 point2 points ago

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I have 3 jobs and 17 credits and I completely relate to the meme. Go me!

[–]damian001 0 points1 point ago

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Good for you. I'm in my 4th year, still in community college, and dropped 2 out of my 4 classes this semester. I hate my life and wish I could have yours again.

[–]notAnnie 0 points1 point ago

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When did you have my life? I'm not in college any more. I graduated 5 years ago.

[–]yiab127 1 point2 points ago

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if you are a major outside the hard sciences, a lot of classes, papers and such are about how well you can argue a point, not how many facts you know. It's easy to write a paper about one of Shakespeare's history plays (like Richard II), pull a few quotes, talk about history and the culture of the time period to support your BS hypothesis and call it a day. not a great paper, but easy B if you support everything well. meanwhile some other dude is sitting for his thermodynamics test and he's sol if he can't solve that differential equation. he can't just decide to look at it through a historical lens and talk the first law of thermodynamics, there is an equation to solve and one right answer.

[–]dabby 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of /r/atheism

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[–]amosh 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell are you talking about?

[–]Mesthione -1 points0 points ago

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Appropriate use of the rare NdGT memeface. +1 upvote.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm the ultimate badass then. I got a 1.5 hour long class i got to for two times a week yet i still skip.

[–]SwarlyStintson -1 points0 points ago

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"What out we got a pro over here"

FTFY

[–]Rawwh -1 points0 points ago

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This should actually be titled "Cocky High School seniors response to 'Lazy College Senior'".

[–]GregurSamsa -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like College Freshman made his first meme.

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[–]Heyblinken 2 points3 points ago

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lol, whut?