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[–]bigwillFTW 69 points70 points ago

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Statistically, 5 out of 6 children enjoy sack races.

[–]Justintime233 11 points12 points ago

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That's the same rate of people that enjoy gang rape, what a coincidence.

[–]Ferbtastic 0 points1 point ago

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That's liberal media lies 6 out if 6 enjoy a good gang rape

[–]liberal_texan 6 points7 points ago

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No; 6 out of 6 enjoy a good gang bang, only 5 out of 6 enjoy gang rape.

[–]elastic-craptastic 1 point2 points ago

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Yay! You saw the title of the last 10 times it was posted!

Sorry for the sarcasm, I'm just peeved you beat me to it...

[–]rainbow-flavored 0 points1 point ago

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that was the original posts title _^

[–]Still_Not_Sleeping 18 points19 points ago

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He died later that night...

[–]Vato_Loco 20 points21 points ago

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This only makes it funnier.

[–]SgtFish 5 points6 points ago

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It's good, clean, non-racexual humour for the entire family.

[–]GnarlyToaster 2 points3 points ago

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Super Ethical Reality Climax

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[–]MaxPowers1 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for sharing that.

[–]Skinnj 28 points29 points ago

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I'm a teacher and I can't stop laughing about kids falling... maybe I took the wrong kind of career

[–]Vato_Loco 23 points24 points ago

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You took exactly the right career for maximum opportunities to see kids falling. I worked at a day care for three years and the hardest part was consoling clumsy kids who hurt themselves while trying not to laugh in their faces.

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[–]MaxPowers1 2 points3 points ago

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You guys are hilarious and I am jealous of your jobs.

[–]headwrong 5 points6 points ago

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Not even this?

[–]starthirteen 10 points11 points ago

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Go... BWAHHHH.

[–]Calebm12 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, the funniest 3 seconds on the internet.

[–]Jarubu 3 points4 points ago

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I used this in a presentation about Reddit in a speech class last year. Couldn't think of a better single (sfw) pic that would get my point across.

[–]chumprock 3 points4 points ago

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[–]bss1991 2 points3 points ago

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sweet jesus i almost passed out...

[–]raftguide 3 points4 points ago

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This is a screen capture of the latest Republican debate.

Guess which one is Rick Perry.

[–]douglasr007 2 points3 points ago

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Uh, not the girl, not the boy, but the uh...um...the other one.

[–]raftguide 0 points1 point ago

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oops...

[–]MilkBro 10 points11 points ago

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FUCKING TYRONE.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 5 points6 points ago

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Afro made him top heavy.

[–]zombi-disco 2 points3 points ago

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If anything it cushioned the fall

[–]ShadowRam 2 points3 points ago

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Watching people learn gravity is always hilarious.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Let the bodies hit the floor.

[–]170lbsApe 8 points9 points ago

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I just disrupted the whole office area laughing at this. bravo.

[–]mchuffin 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to say this!

[–]MrFernback 2 points3 points ago

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I came here to say this!

[–]hunkameat 5 points6 points ago

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I say! Here came to this.

[–]spektre 3 points4 points ago

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I came! to this here say

[–]_shazbot_ 1 point2 points ago

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I say this here: "came to!"

[–]Justintime233 6 points7 points ago

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I came.

[–]toadrunner 1 point2 points ago

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5 out of 6 kids ...

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797 1 point2 points ago

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Leeroy Jenkins, the preschool years.

[–]this_time_i_mean_it 2 points3 points ago

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Facepalmpine.

[–]letthesmokefly 1 point2 points ago

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I had to click on it it just one more time. hahahahaha

[–]All_the_Pumpkins 1 point2 points ago

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"Never, ever let go of the handles, Timmy."

[–]Captain_English 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, the sweet taste of childrens' pain.

[–]Pemburuh 0 points1 point ago

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All I can think of is the noise that kids face made hitting that hardwood floor.

Priceless.

[–]grimaldar 3 points4 points ago

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Nothing has been reposted more than this.

[–]rustanova 0 points1 point ago

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if I can only find the original.

[–]buttguy 0 points1 point ago

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aaaaaaand boned.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed more at this than I did about saving mosquitos. I may have a problem.

[–]Cheechal 0 points1 point ago

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I absolutely adore this photo. I have it on my phone and use it for a good laugh every once and a while :DDD

[–]beerandmurder 0 points1 point ago

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payday wouldn't be as good without that day after

[–]TeddyRuxpin 0 points1 point ago*

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Oh god. The memories.

I broke my collar bone in this exact same situation. It was field day at my elementary school when I was in 5th grade.

EDIT: The best part is that I was a bit of a faker in my younger years. The school nurse and my mom didn't believe me and I walked around with a broken collarbone for 3 days before I was taken to the Doctor. He didn't even x-ray me, just knew by looking at it.

[–]Deusdies 0 points1 point ago

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This is glorious.

[–]Iwanttobelive 0 points1 point ago

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Not even a pelican drowning in oil?

[–]tttt0tttt 0 points1 point ago

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These poor kids have been set up by some sick sadist to bash their faces into the hardwood floor.

[–]joeycrose 0 points1 point ago

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I see the black kid has already ran off, knowing he will be accused.

[–]fernng5 0 points1 point ago

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Inverse spare

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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The tragedy is that it is the fault of whoever decided the kids to do a sack race indoors. If you look at the material, it's clearly going to slip on the wooden floor. On grass this would have never happened.

[–]MalloryTaylor 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed, good thing I already bought my one way ticket to Hell.

[–]vikingspawn 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the animated version?

[–]floriane_m 0 points1 point ago

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I would have said a gif of it wold be funnier ;)

[–]jthompson68 0 points1 point ago

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My wife says that this is exactly what teaching is like.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ah kangaroo sacks... nothing gets rid of your kids energy quicker than having to floor knock them out cold

[–]Opolious 0 points1 point ago

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ouch.

[–]lg1028 0 points1 point ago

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There are a million things funnier than this.

[–]the_unusual_suspect 0 points1 point ago

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People falling down is always funny. ALWAYS.

[–]morecowbell9 0 points1 point ago

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If laughing at this heartily means going to hell, is it hot in here?

[–]Gnarsty 0 points1 point ago

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When you partied to Hard

[–]applebag -1 points0 points ago

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clearly this is just jonah takalua's illegitimate son breaking out the moves for the year 2 dance

[–]Mark_Lincoln -1 points0 points ago

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Laugh at any OP so insipid that it would use a hook like "Nothing make me laugh more than this."

Anything would make OP laugh that much.

[–]infinite0ne -1 points0 points ago

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Some kid falling on her face, which probably hurt quite a bit. Ha. Haha. I don't understand people most of the time.

[–]coolwubla -1 points0 points ago

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I love it when shitty little kids get hurt

[–]ajgator7 -2 points-1 points ago

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Jerry Sandusky will take a doggy bag to go...

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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One of these kids is not like the other. One of these kids are dumb!