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[–]g0t-cheeri0s 2 points3 points ago

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Shaved to my hard drive...

[–]StumpHarvey 1 point2 points ago

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I'll let you mullet over for a few minutes before you decide.

[–]ZosoCub 0 points1 point ago

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beat me to it. upvoted.

[–]angrymole 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Jamie's brother?

[–]Tuskuul 0 points1 point ago

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looks like a real life version of the dad from cloudy with a chance of meatballs...

[–]GomoGomon 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS A FUCKING REPOST!

[–]qandy[S] 0 points1 point ago

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WELCOME TO REDDIT

[–]DatGirl -1 points0 points ago

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i almost puked on the chocolate chips i was eating...

[–]TacoSundae69 -1 points0 points ago

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I mullet you do it just this once.

[–]Jingy_ -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not sure. I'll mullet over and get back to you.

[–]fake_madrid -2 points-1 points ago

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when you have such a facial hair some bad jokes coming your way

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

[–]Ramenta -2 points-1 points ago

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Beard you like hair on your lip

[–]mombakkie4 -2 points-1 points ago

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This is what happens when you have sex with a walrus, your offspring's fate is 'seeled

[–]zinklesmesh -3 points-2 points ago

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I mustlate you a repost