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[–]wtfgretchen 9 points10 points ago

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Yet you probably giggle if a guy does it. Stupid double standards.

[–]OhManOhGodEtc 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Organs 4 points5 points ago

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Isn't that like finding a four-leaf clover, or a leprechaun?

[–]djkrugger 6 points7 points ago

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Wait til you get married to see a whole field of four-leaved clovers.

[–]CharlieNash 1 point2 points ago

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Clovers everywhere.

All the time.

Clovers in bed, in the car, on the couch, when you eat, when you dance, during sex, after sex. She may even tell you about her clovers at work, even about her friends clovers.

[–]veganator 2 points3 points ago

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where is this gif from?

[–]ThatOneJake 2 points3 points ago

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what is this from, i feel obligated to watch it now.

[–]reon-_ 1 point2 points ago

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Nar, that's really silly.

I sometimes put girls on pedestals, so seeing them do something yuck is like finding a unicorn.

I don't know, what's an example... if you were having a conversation with steven fry and his eloquence broke for a moment he was left "huh?"

[–]godlived 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that girl's poker face is also dead-on.

[–]Natterot 0 points1 point ago

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we all know that it was her

[–]c57dood 0 points1 point ago

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I personally think it's funny.

[–]JonnyTrump 0 points1 point ago

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Know how I feel? I don't care. But if it's somebody I know, it's nice that she feels comfortable around me.

[–]burnin8r28 0 points1 point ago

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Double standards. I appreciate when girls fart around me. It shows that they're comfortable around me and gives me an excuse to fart around them.

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[–]Vacht -1 points0 points ago

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Lmao...

[–]dhaft88 -1 points0 points ago

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LOL
 |      It's a dude
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[–]RobotChrist -1 points0 points ago

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Umh... you must be very very lonely.