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[–]fitzroy95 2 points3 points ago

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I've known several people take a sample of dog/cat fur into carpet shops to try and match them when buying new carpet. Yes, it allows your pet to blend in, but more importantly it means that shedding fur doesn't stand out so much.

Nothing worse than a dark carpet with lots of white fur scattered all over it.

[–]thatsboot 2 points3 points ago

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except for a white carpet with lots of dark fur scattered all over it

[–]fitzroy95 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, that too.

[–]tonygla_rapesamonkey 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why I up voted...nothing to see here except a photo of someone's carpet

[–]DogByte64 0 points1 point ago

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What dog?

[–]NewWhirledOrder 0 points1 point ago

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Trippy.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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If he were ninja he should remove that collar

[–]ChopandChange 0 points1 point ago

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All I could think was Cruella DeVille lives here.

[–]girlinboots 0 points1 point ago

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So, how many people have hurt themselves tripping over that dog?

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, you have a Wii!!!