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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Not funny while loading, but once it gets going full speed, damn funny indeed.

[–]TheGizmojo 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Matter1234 1 point2 points ago

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Darn.

[–]sarahsaturday 1 point2 points ago

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woop woop woop woop woop woop

[–]engwalker 1 point2 points ago

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Why not Zoidberg?

[–]tommywantwingies 1 point2 points ago

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Of course he's not the father, men can't get pregnant.

[–]titaniumtom 0 points1 point ago

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women can't get women pregnant.

FTFY

[–]Renmauzuo 1 point2 points ago

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I guess it's a good thing that has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

[–]poop_evaluator 0 points1 point ago

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i disagree! it has everything to do with the topic at hand

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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BIIIEEEEBBBBERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Rage_Comic_Guy 0 points1 point ago

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bieber my balls...

[–]wafflestomp 0 points1 point ago

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So Justin is off the hook? Selena just ruined her reputation big time!