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Occupy the Atom (imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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Well an electron is around 1/2000 of the mass of a proton, so no.

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points ago

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Are you positive?

[–]TitusUMMS 13 points14 points ago

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Oh shit son.

[–]contextsdontmatter 1 point2 points ago

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I lost it

[–]SteveIzHxC 5 points6 points ago

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came here to say this, except I was going to say 1/1836 the mass of a proton.

[–]pecamash 19 points20 points ago

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Well of course. They control the means of conduction.

[–]CasedOutside 12 points13 points ago

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The electrons are simply charging us too much for the services we need!

[–]pecamash -3 points-2 points ago

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What they're doing is a crime. They're downright kleptonmaniacs.

[–]AAHAAHAHAHHTenebraeOmega 24 points25 points ago

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Electrons are like .0000001% of the mass...

[–]EmperorXenu 5 points6 points ago

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Point proven!

[–]psyonic_wave 3 points4 points ago

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the nucleus is 1% of the volume, but takes 99.999% of the mass. OCCUPY NUCLEUS!!!

[–]Golden_Bender 0 points1 point ago

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Closer to 0.1%

[–]SillyTralfamadorian 0 points1 point ago

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its actually roughly 1/1800th or .055% of the mass

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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All I ask is this... Why?

[–]SillyTralfamadorian 1 point2 points ago

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if you are referring to my posting this 7,000,000 times, it was an accident... i actually thought it hadn't posted at all because it told me there was an error.... reddit lies :o

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, ok that makes sense. The exact same has happened to me before, but I never tried that many times!

[–]SillyTralfamadorian 0 points1 point ago

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Jimmy V once told me to not give up... I don't think he was talking about posting the relative mass of an electron on the internet though...

[–]whatwedo 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but like 99% of the volume!

[–]Kratoyd -1 points0 points ago

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It's more towards .0000000001%, but yeah.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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it's funny, but incorrect, unfortunately.

[–]mdk2all 3 points4 points ago

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physics fail

[–]Waabanang 2 points3 points ago

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They take up most of the volume, so there's that...

[–]alcakd 1 point2 points ago

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Electrons aren't the problem. It's the protons that are meant to keep them in check.

[–]Duecez24 2 points3 points ago

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Slow Clap Well played.

[–]neuro_exo 3 points4 points ago

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all of the mass in less than 1% of the volume!

[–]snelpolak 0 points1 point ago

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We, the protons and neutrons, demand equal distribution of control of the atom's charge!

...so that the world will abruptly end in a massive sort of electron deficiency...eh, nevermind!

[–]Prof_Moody 0 points1 point ago

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Furry Potter?

[–]joepanda111 0 points1 point ago

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Up and atom!

UP AN' A'DOM!

[–]GiraffeHat 0 points1 point ago

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Occupy the valence shells and hybrid orbitals! Their control over the atom while the ~99.99999% massed nucleus only contribute to momentum and no further dictation on bonding is an atrocity to ion-and-non-ion-kind!

I've grown shamed to look my poor little quarks one magnetic moment too long! Tonight the positrons shall reign a darkened, non-existent hell over the electron ~0.000001%!

[–]Secrete_Persona 0 points1 point ago

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I got laid tonight, want to smell my finger?

[–]dutch713 0 points1 point ago

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Atoms are dicks

[–]cjk105 0 points1 point ago

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You are not using Schrodinger's Cat correctly. You lose.

[–]orangegluon -1 points0 points ago

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And 100% of the reactivity.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Technically, not at all.

[–]originalcuntscabs -1 points0 points ago

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Meow. What is (milk)2?

[–]SpyroTheGhost 0 points1 point ago

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Off milk

[–]la_lutte -1 points0 points ago

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Electrons do not exist. The fact is no one has EVER seen an atom and the orbiting electron bead in physics wouldn't make much sense in chemistry (so they use a different model of the atom).

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