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I...I just.... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]lakitu92 25 points26 points ago

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Original source: http://pandyland.net/52/

[–]petedawes 13 points14 points ago

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That little cat thing had it planned out the whole time. Earn your trust and then betray you. Also, who the hell says, "he's totally doing a pee."

[–]ZeMoose 4 points5 points ago

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Yup. That cat goes for the long troll.

[–]Subtle_Observations 5 points6 points ago

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Brits.

[–]wesinator 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of it more as a tragic ending where the cat didn't want to die and the guy knowingly pissed his pants to save him.

[–]axrael 1 point2 points ago

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same. i try to look for the brighter side

[–]theystolemyusername 16 points17 points ago

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wtf is with all the dreams where your teeth fall out? everybody has them.

[–]eyes_in_love 19 points20 points ago

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I've never dreamed that my teeth fell out.

[–]SouthFresh 10 points11 points ago

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You will tonight.

[–]eyes_in_love 5 points6 points ago

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damnit!

[–]incrediblemojo 1 point2 points ago

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i call bullshit. or maybe you're 8 years old.

[–]Zeppelanoid 6 points7 points ago

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I keep having those dreams! Feels bad, man. I always wake up like "FUCK I'M AN ADULT NOW I CAN'T LOSE MY TEETH THIS IS FOR REAL!"

[–]WhatBombsAtMidnight 2 points3 points ago

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in most dream analysis its related to lying, you feel you are being deceitful, your subconscious is telling you your mouth is rotten. lots of people have this dream because lots of people are liars

[–]jrmac 1 point2 points ago

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I heard it relates to money worries. But I always thought my nightmares about teeth were because I had so much dental work done (surgery to pull down impacted teeth, braces, retainer, veneers) and that the pain still haunts me.

[–]NBAallstar 1 point2 points ago

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Even Tony Soprano.

[–]justinicm 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking about this recently and my theory is that it's a universal theme because we've all had our teeth fall out as children. It's not so bizarre to dream about it when it's happened before.

[–]warpus 4 points5 points ago

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My theory, which is supported by science, is that the more teeth you had as a caveman, the easier it was to survive.. I mean, teeth are pretty useful tools, right? And if you lost one 10 million years ago, that's it! Say goodbye to your tooth! I bet we developed some sort of a species-wide fear of losing teeth, much like we have a species-wide fear of dying, or getting our weiners chopped off. (Disclamer: None of the above is actually supported by science)

[–]MrBoo88 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this song.

[–]notjustanymike 0 points1 point ago

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My teeth don't fall out, but I have lots of dreams where there's a bunch of fluff on my tongue and I have to scrape it off. Weird.

[–]old_po_blu_collar 0 points1 point ago

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you're not missing any pillows are you?

[–]SirLawrenceSummers 0 points1 point ago

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I think its a response to teeth grinding while asleep.

[–]Martin_The_Warrior 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah one time I was in a mental ward and I thought the cure to my illness was to eat tobacco. my roommate, this scary skinhead guy, had smuggled in two cigarettes and gave me one. I tore off the filter and ate the cig. I fell asleep and had a vivid vision-like dream in which I had tobacco stuck all in my teeth. I turned to my roommate (in the dream) and he had this Majora's mask on. He started chanting "hate, hate, hate." I asked him why he was saying it and he said, "I am simply conducting the maximum amount of fear you can feel at this time." I rolled over and woke up.

Lol, and when got out I ate half a pack of cigs and threw up projectile tobacco in the grass. I still shudder to even picture a cigarette.

I digress. Yeah, teeth and such.

[–]incrediblemojo 0 points1 point ago

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the best interpretation I've heard for these dreams is that it represents a loss of control or fear over not being able to control some important aspect of one's life (often money related).

[–]fakepolitik 0 points1 point ago

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Had one last night. It's an annoying dream.

[–]oehm 0 points1 point ago

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I've had them before; supposedly it means you're stressed or worried about growing up.

[–]zyxwvutsr 0 points1 point ago

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Never had one or heard about them until I was maybe 22-23 and then had them for a week straight. Very scary realistic dreams freaked me the fuck out. Haven't had them since. Also googled it when it happened and seems very common.

[–]Richard_Jae 6 points7 points ago

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I hate when I need to piss in a dream. It's almost never ending. In one dream I couldn't stop and I pissed my all over the floor and my trousers.

Not once thought has a piss dream led to me pissing in real life.

[–]mphetameme 0 points1 point ago

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I once pissed in real life. Now I ask myself "is this a dream?" every time I piss in real life. Having formed the habit, I also ask myself in my dreams and have actually prevented a recurrence using this method.

[–]W0NGK0NG 11 points12 points ago

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This made me have to pee.

[–]dont_do_it 1 point2 points ago

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The comic didn't, but your comment somehow gave me the urge to pee

[–]SouthFresh 3 points4 points ago

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The comic didn't, his comment didn't, but somehow, your comment gave me the urge to pee.

[–]XtortionBear 2 points3 points ago

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It's piss all the way down.

[–]genesis88 8 points9 points ago

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Long read, but worth it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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On the subject of weird comics, does anyone have that one where the guy becomes a fucked up mutated fly-dude after some flies kidnap him in his sleep? It's crazy fucked up and awesome, and I don't know what to search for in google to find it.

[–]petedawes 1 point2 points ago

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I know exactly what you are talking about. When he first gets taken by the bug things they keep killing him and throwing him into liquid that brings him back but slightly more mutated. It is kind of circular because it starts with him like protecting his cat from it but at the end he sneaks back to the place and kidnaps the cat or something.

Tried to google it but to no avail.

[–]The_Drunk_Chelonian 3 points4 points ago

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I totally misread these two posts and thought that this was all about some oddly specific dream that both of you had.

[–]GiggityGiggidy 3 points4 points ago

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This has a Calvin and Hobbes feel to it. I like it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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In the end it was just a comic strip.

[–]ZombieKingKong 1 point2 points ago

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I've had to pee in dreams where I figured it was a dream. What did I do? I peed still, cause it's worth it.

[–]yoweigh 1 point2 points ago

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every time i take a piss i'm terrified that i'm actually wetting my bed, even though i've only done that twice in the last 25 years.

[–]GillaMobster 1 point2 points ago

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Are you 25 or did you pick a very specific date and if we went back an extra day that piss the bed number would jump ten fold?

[–]yoweigh 0 points1 point ago

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i'm 29 but that's about as far back as i can remember.

[–]Sohda 0 points1 point ago

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Did you guys see how long that fuckin thing was?

[–]solidxnake -3 points-2 points ago

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Should have been made a 45 minutes toon. Shit is like 30 minutes long! LOL

[–]zickeli7 -2 points-1 points ago

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long enough to make you pee!

[–]johnny0 0 points1 point ago

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How awesome it would be to have a cool cat like that in my dreams.

[–]lilstumpz 0 points1 point ago

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That's strangely depressing...

[–]26piece 0 points1 point ago

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Pissed myself laughing.

[–]22_hoghoghog_22 0 points1 point ago

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I am just shocked that this many people took the time to read the whole thing.

[–]DrGonzo1234 0 points1 point ago

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This didn't really make me go WTF, I thought it was clever and well done.

[–]totosushi 0 points1 point ago

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KABOOSH

[–]lolwatdahek 0 points1 point ago

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damn....now i need to piss

[–]JBro74 0 points1 point ago

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TL;DR

[–]Splatterh0use 0 points1 point ago

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Better than Inception

[–]NativeAlchemist 0 points1 point ago

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"He's totally doing a pee!"

[–]SouthFresh -2 points-1 points ago

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I came here for this, I have no clue why you're getting downvoted.

[–]NativeAlchemist 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't everyone sing, "Going to do a wee" on their way to the bathroom?

[–]synonymous1 0 points1 point ago

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"Less rumination, more urination"....best line ever I am definitely going to try to find a way to incorporate this into my daily life.

[–]RandomPratt 0 points1 point ago

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It's worth remembering that someone probably spent ages working on that.

AGES.

[–]UserVII 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]primedape -1 points0 points ago

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Well...that's kind of old...

[–]boxmein -1 points0 points ago

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I...I just.... need to upvote that epicness.

[–]initialsdrummer -1 points0 points ago

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STOP!

[–]GreggoryBasore -1 points0 points ago

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After reading this I'm going to go take a piss. AND. IT. WILL. BE..... AWESOME!

[–]wolfman1214 0 points1 point ago

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STOP! IT'S A DREAM!

[–]zzephyr -1 points0 points ago

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i liked it

[–]moondizzlepie -1 points0 points ago

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TL:DR

[–]mstrkrftr -2 points-1 points ago

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i gotta piss....

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