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[–]toastbot 28 points29 points ago

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Probably something like this.

[–]mattylion 0 points1 point ago

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first thing that I thought of... shotgun!!

[–]Pumpkinsweater 16 points17 points ago

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I assume the horse was sitting in the passenger seat, and turned around to get something out of the backseat just as the driver had to slam on the brakes. The sad thing is that the passanger air-bag wasn't rated for equine :(

[–]spherexenon 0 points1 point ago

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Clydesdale in windshield = +90 hp!

[–]Pumpkinsweater 0 points1 point ago

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uhm, wouldn't it only be +1 horse-power?

[–]AverageAlien 1 point2 points ago

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Nah this would be minus 1 horse power because it's traveling in the opposite direction as the car.

[–]Hansafan 37 points38 points ago*

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I'm not an expert, but I think what could have happened is the car crashed with the horse?

[–]bcstoner 17 points18 points ago

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Its a better story if the car was parked and the horse ran into the car.

[–]UseThe4s 6 points7 points ago

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How could you possibly get that from just a picture?

[–]Hansafan 4 points5 points ago

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I'm obviously psychic.

[–]UseThe4s 3 points4 points ago

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That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about psychics to dispute it.

[–]pantadon 4 points5 points ago

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Kitten mittens!

[–]hyan0801 2 points3 points ago

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The smoke goes into the sky and turns into stars!

[–]bhermit 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like a head on collision to me.

[–]searingsky 2 points3 points ago

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[–]badasimo 3 points4 points ago

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I hope it survived

[–]Saihna 4 points5 points ago

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You innocent bastard.

[–]Hansafan -1 points0 points ago

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How is horse innards NSFL?

[–]MissShelty11 4 points5 points ago

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How the hell!! looks like it exploded!! oh god!!

[–]zygntwin 2 points3 points ago

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Where's that crazy girl that crawls inside them???

[–]LaJollaJim 2 points3 points ago

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His guts are very colorful, almost like a rainbow of innards

[–]superanth 1 point2 points ago

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Shhhh...the horsey is sleepin'.

[–]somethingsomethingso 8 points9 points ago

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:(

[–]XtortionBear 10 points11 points ago

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Putting the car before the horse.

[–]SocratesPhilosophies 7 points8 points ago

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I can guess you can lead a horse to water, but you can't stop it diving headfirst through the windshield of a speeding car.

[–]TheDentite 3 points4 points ago*

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Never look a gift horse in the mouth from the back seat of your car.

[–]flynnzo 1 point2 points ago

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A horse on the street is worth two in the car.

[–]MadMageMC 2 points3 points ago

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That's not exactly what I'd call a horseless carriage.

[–]magoh 0 points1 point ago

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so close...

[–]dtech911 5 points6 points ago

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No time to explain ... Get in the car!

[–]Potchi79 1 point2 points ago

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The all-new Kia Sorento with 100 horsepo... 101 horsepower engine.

[–]rockmongoose 1 point2 points ago

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Why does everyone seem to be going for a TRON party?

Except the horse, of course. He's just trashed.

[–]drak0 1 point2 points ago

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That's what happens when you try to street race a Mustang...

[–]colorblind252 1 point2 points ago

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Sad as fuck

[–]Wizzify 1 point2 points ago

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That kills the horse.

[–]afrojoe5000 1 point2 points ago

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Matthew Broderick is a terrible driver

[–]hardaysknight 11 points12 points ago

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This just in: Sarah Jessica Parker died in a fatal car crash earlier this evening. Doctors say that she opted to have her hooves donated to the Elmers Glue foundation.

[–]DrHughJicok 6 points7 points ago

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[–]thebendavis 2 points3 points ago

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[–]hardaysknight 1 point2 points ago

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..your point?

[–]goforthejugular 2 points3 points ago

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I hate when people compare her to horses! It's so cruel...horses are fucking beautiful.

[–]byze 3 points4 points ago

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Extra horse power.

[–]SocratesPhilosophies -2 points-1 points ago

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I reckon the driver must have been horsing around.

[–]acusticthoughts -5 points-4 points ago

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Driver must have been a real horse's ass

[–]SensibleMadness 3 points4 points ago

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Well how do YOU get your horse in the car, smart guy? He won't fit through the door!

[–]mearvk 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you need a horse to have a metal chariot.

[–]deadken 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!

[–]cmn2207 0 points1 point ago

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The horse was going WAY too fast.

[–]rumbletom 0 points1 point ago

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The horse was tripping and saying to the herd, 'dude! check out this grass! It's all black, smooth and..'

[–]bad_llama 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe was cat?

[–]1991mgs 0 points1 point ago

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A few weeks ago in Oklahoma City a horse got loose from its buggy and got t-boned by a Range Rover as it ran through an intersection.

[–]wolke999 0 points1 point ago

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jump over car, jump over car...fail

[–]javafreakin 0 points1 point ago

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wow, not one straight answer..

[–]Jack_Flanders 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, not a one. We need a special section on every thread for real information if it's available. That way it would be really quick to see if it's just a playground and get outta there.

[–]awilcox 0 points1 point ago

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I drive that same type of focus >.>

[–]clonetek 0 points1 point ago

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well, see.... when a horsey and a car love each other a whole lot.....

[–]Sohda 0 points1 point ago

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Seems pretty obvious...

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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This is why you don't build a time machine out of a Neon... that re-entry is a bitch. Bonus joke: Guess that horse should've learned how to Dodge.

Edit: Looked at the pic again and realized that was probably a Ford Focus, so extra bonus joke: Guess the driver should have Focused on the road... or maybe he shouldn't have been horsing around and lost his Focus.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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European plate holder=Drivers seat?

[–]otis_the_drunk 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly, that horse had been drinking.

[–]Bouda 0 points1 point ago

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More horsepower fail.

[–]lockerby 0 points1 point ago

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OMG someone hit Chloe Kardashian!

[–]Slimey79 0 points1 point ago

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Alcohol.

[–]ElSteve420 0 points1 point ago

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Sarah Jessica Parker needs to get her drunken ass shit together and stop diving headfirst into windscreens.

[–]Luccca 0 points1 point ago

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How to get more horse powers; he was doing it wrong.

[–]systemhost 0 points1 point ago

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Oh no...call the tabloids. It's Sarah Jessica parker!

[–]formerteenager 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed and then I realized the horse was dead. :(

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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That's why you don't transport carrots in your back seat.

[–]Downlord79 0 points1 point ago

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"So a horse walks into a bar...wait, I got that wrong. So a horse walk into a car..."

[–]FacelessMindstate 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Splatterh0use 0 points1 point ago

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This happens every time Sarah Jessica Parker drinks too much...

[–]razzbar 0 points1 point ago

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A game of 'chicken' with a horse.

It was a dead heat.

[–]razzbar 0 points1 point ago

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The horse is facing the wrong way.

[–]razzbar 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. Ed. Dead.

[–]anunknind 0 points1 point ago

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Aliens‽

[–]my_man_krishna 0 points1 point ago

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Oh shit, there's a horse in the hospital!

[–]lil2faded 0 points1 point ago

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mechanical devices are finally taking over, the new industrial revolution is upon us! the rise of the machine! i guess what im saying is the car tried to eat the horse?

must have been american too because it looks like it chose to over eat

[–]Minyme2009 0 points1 point ago

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LEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOYYYYY

[–]FacelessMindstate 0 points1 point ago

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Safelite repaaaair Safelite replace!

[–]Muddy_Bottoms 0 points1 point ago

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A Mountie tried a pit maneuver.

[–]backbitting 0 points1 point ago

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im going to assume this happened in either canada or texas.

[–]kk123433 0 points1 point ago

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BUTTERSTUFF!!!!!

[–]warpus 0 points1 point ago

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It happened because of horseplay.

[–]Ellie89 0 points1 point ago

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this is not funny.

[–]lilstumpz 0 points1 point ago

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Could it be possible he ran into it?

[–]kimilu 0 points1 point ago

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I came into this thread just knowing there would be a Sarah Jessica Parker joke somewhere

[–]MartinORD 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like German firesquad. The horse... (come one I know can´t resist!)

[–]edimescher 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile in Germany: The horse did nazi that coming!

[–]1Rasslersmom 0 points1 point ago

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And he rubbed the genie bottle "I wish I had a horsie" OH WAIT!!!!!

[–]moomooguy2 0 points1 point ago

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RIP Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]AngryTree 1 point2 points ago

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:( This is what happens when dumbasses use horses for carriage rides on busy city streets. Remember this when you see those poor horses trudging alone the streets of NYC or Chicago. This is why people want that practice outlawed.

[–]Jtd252 0 points1 point ago

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that's why you don't eat carrots while you drive

[–]IPickLocks 0 points1 point ago

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This is why horsing around has no place in a car.

[–]mrmyxlplyx 0 points1 point ago

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Some dude was probably just horsing around in his car.

[–]AZwarasaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the horse thought it was a Mustang.

[–]skraoman 0 points1 point ago

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Stop beating a dead horse.

[–]DudeCat -1 points0 points ago

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This kills the horse.

[–]trappedmouse -1 points0 points ago

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Suddenly, Horse.

[–]MyVery1stThrowAway -1 points0 points ago

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Ctrl-F for Sarah. 7 results. Moar please!

[–]grahamfreeman -1 points0 points ago

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The horse was on the dashboard when the airbag went off.

[–]AngelicLoki -1 points0 points ago

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Cmon man, she was just trying to get into the car. No need to make fun of Sarah.

[–]ChickaloonCharlie -2 points-1 points ago

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Shotgun: serious business

[–]Scruffy_Gunman -2 points-1 points ago

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How the fuck the oldest repost ever?

[–]SocratesPhilosophies -1 points0 points ago

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That's actually Camilla Parker Bowles. Looks like the Royal Family got another one.

[–]XSy0 -1 points0 points ago

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Obligatory joke about the increase in horsepower of this model.

[–]Secrete_Persona -1 points0 points ago

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The driver was probably texting.

[–]Sinkemlow -1 points0 points ago

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I clicked the comments link yelling SARAH JESSICA PARKER JOKES but I am surprised how far I had to scroll to see them.

[–]iMADEthis2post -1 points0 points ago

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Sarah Jessica Parker can't drive for shit.

[–]Totally-Not-A-Devil -2 points-1 points ago

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That death commission should've been mine.

[–]Stripology101 -2 points-1 points ago

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Bitch! I'm a horse!

[–]WizardOfAhhhs -2 points-1 points ago

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+1 Horsepower?

[–]emceebradzilla -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker's boyfriend thought he saw a cop riding her.

[–]Evenged7x -2 points-1 points ago

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This is why you don't let female cops ride horses

[–]Evenged7x -2 points-1 points ago

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This is why you don't let female cops ride horses

[–]Evenged7x -2 points-1 points ago

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This is why you don't let female cops ride horses

[–]Tim_Kaiser -5 points-4 points ago

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Sarah Jessica Parker parties hard.