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[–]walton17 285 points286 points ago

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Running a train on that pussy!

[–]avengepluto 80 points81 points ago

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This comment is right on track.

[–]egodeath92 48 points49 points ago

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I have a sinking feeling this thread is about to go off the rails...

[–]DaTaco 29 points30 points ago

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We might want to go ahead and blow the horn on this thread.

[–]MadMageMC 42 points43 points ago

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I think we're all aboard with that idea.

[–]Sthurlangue 21 points22 points ago

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Let's keep it chugging along then!

[–]Anoint 15 points16 points ago

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It's sometimes a little hard to get the train rolling.

[–]CrunxMan 0 points1 point ago

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Marty, use the chemically enhanced logs that burn at extremely high temperatures!

[–]spazmodic- 15 points16 points ago

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I can't shake the feeling that there is some loco motive behind your suggestion

[–]PunCritic 4 points5 points ago

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Ah, an interesting specimen. You make use of both syllables, which is clever enough, but this one actually spans a language barrier. What's more, the Greek root of "loco" crazy is completely unrelated to the Latin root "locus" location, so it's an etymologically clever pun, too. 9/10.

I truss you'll keep this thread going without me.

[–]Grubbtubb 9 points10 points ago

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You might even say that this thread has derailed.

[–]PunCritic -2 points-1 points ago

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Good pun, poor delivery. I'm afreight I can't give you more than 4/10.

[–]Jacks_Deep_Thoughts -4 points-3 points ago

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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

[–]neckbeard_avalanche 4 points5 points ago

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Should prob just stop trying bud.

[–]Vexin -2 points-1 points ago

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Funny cat pics are a guaranteed ticket on the front page express.

[–]egodeath92 0 points1 point ago

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Actually all cat pics are... This one was actually funny imo

[–]cmaxim 10 points11 points ago

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pound that pussy!

[–]JoshMachines 5 points6 points ago

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I waited for that cat to react. Still waiting, come on Kitty.

[–]dchw 2 points3 points ago

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I like trains.

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[–]drinkinhand 1 point2 points ago

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kewl.

[–]lil2faded -1 points0 points ago

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i sure hope alex is wearing a condom

[–]Ooer 107 points108 points ago

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Man, that cat freaks out at 34:27

[–]schwins_cube 31 points32 points ago

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Guys, I don't think this guy's telling the truth. I'm at 34:00 and it's just the same thing over and over aga-- Oh wait, there it is! Totally worth it, guys!

[–]norsurfit 17 points18 points ago

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Amazing. Even more surprising, the fire, pacifier, whip cream, and tesla-coil interacting at 1:45:18.

[–]fuzees 2 points3 points ago

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Sir, you would be defying Wadsworth himself if you would be to say the truth.

[–]Nizzler 2 points3 points ago

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I watched & waited for a fuck to be given. I could have sowrn that at 27:45 I see the hint of a fuck, but it turns out it is just something else.

After careful analysis I can confirm that nary a fuck, single or otherwise, was given on this particular day.

[–]cityofcharlotte -1 points0 points ago

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I did find myself watching that clip for a good bit before remembering it was a .gif

[–]Omniabsence 36 points37 points ago

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"Sir, there's a giant cat on the track".
"It'll move. Full speed ahead"

[–]Barnden 66 points67 points ago

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[–]alexrmay91 2 points3 points ago

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THANK YOU

[–]aquasucks 1 point2 points ago

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The reposted one seems to have been carefully stabilized. It's better. Probably should have posted it as a comment on the original.

[–]rahl404 0 points1 point ago

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[–]paulw252 -1 points0 points ago

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Also messed up the "Not a single fuck . . ." meme.

[–]FrostByt 16 points17 points ago

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That pussy sure can take a beating.

[–]dan_sundberg 12 points13 points ago

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[–]HowsTricksMurphy 12 points13 points ago

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Oh, you saw this on here yesterday, too? Nice

[–]SR71-boss 3 points4 points ago

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alex the train!

[–]baconflambe 3 points4 points ago

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The quality of sexual euphemisms in cinema has gone downhill somewhat, since Hitchcock died...

[–]c53x12 2 points3 points ago

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He does widen his eyes ever so slightly at the moment of impact.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I still had the tab open after 5 days. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2X-SQ1Uy1I

[–]CornFedHonky 5 points6 points ago

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Original post from 5 days ago.

[–]migraine_boy 4 points5 points ago

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I think Reddit has dementia.

[–]wolf_man_43_ 1 point2 points ago

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Ramming speed!

[–]Alex011 1 point2 points ago

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My train!!!

[–]hateswomen 1 point2 points ago

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Is this cat depressed? Are most cats depressed?

[–]Rubber_Shit_Monster 1 point2 points ago

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This is generally how I imagine prostitutes feel, getting rammed into with complete apathy.

[–]QuincyS 0 points1 point ago

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Give me a break! Don't you see I'm meditating?

[–]pinegenie 0 points1 point ago

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"Stupid humans..."

[–]ADHD_Supernova 0 points1 point ago

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For whatever reason I can't help but think of that girl in Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke that yells "Fuck me Alex!"

[–]AetherFlash 0 points1 point ago

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Those eyes want to kill you.

[–]dtater 0 points1 point ago

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Watch out for that train...

[–]chreacherous 0 points1 point ago

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It's because his wife just left him :[

[–]lanzemurdok 0 points1 point ago

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this is my girlfriend when she's done arguing and i'm still going.

[–]lanzemurdok 0 points1 point ago

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this is my girlfriend when she's done arguing and i'm still going.

[–]Phil-OSOPHY 0 points1 point ago

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Beat that pussy Robert Patterson.

[–]dogfacedboy420 0 points1 point ago

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One does not simply drive a train into Mordor.

[–]Shyr 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this for a long time before realizing it was looping.

[–]Lachesis001 0 points1 point ago

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Kittehs like "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

[–]LazursGoPewPew 0 points1 point ago

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I sat here for a minute or so starring at it to see if anything else happened.. But up boats for you sir!

[–]Thernn 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else simulate sound effects?

[–]brohammer5 0 points1 point ago

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I like how the cat squints its eyes as if saying "Try that one more time you damn train and see what happens."

[–]lord_nougat 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know how you monsters can possibly find a clip of a cat getting hit by a train to be humourous!

I need to call my therapist now.

[–]I_DOWNVOTE_KITTENS 0 points1 point ago

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If you place a [KITTEN] or [CAT] tag in your title, my RES settings will filter it and I will not see this post.

[–]Pit_of_Death 0 points1 point ago

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That cat gives exactly zero fucks about giving a fuck.

[–]Flotx 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like at least one fuck was given that day.

[–]RowdyRoddyPiper 0 points1 point ago

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Looks just like my dumbass cat who would and has done the same thing

[–]Metaphoricalsimile 0 points1 point ago

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This kills the cat.

[–]JinanReddit -2 points-1 points ago

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Why is my name on a train ramming a kitty?????

[–]hapns -2 points-1 points ago

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Chuck Testa strikes again

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Cat abuse! Someone arrest this train please.

[–]cakeonaplate -1 points0 points ago

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how i feel about christmas

[–]devidual -1 points0 points ago

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reposts from just a day before?

[–]TheGuyInYourStory -1 points0 points ago

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Where is that Reverse_gif guy? From one novelty account to another, we gots to look out for each other.

[–]EuropeanWriter -1 points0 points ago

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Is this reversed?

[–]FyreWulff -1 points0 points ago

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Russian Blues are just like that

[–]natasha4girl -1 points0 points ago

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Leave the pussy alone

[–]alexl1 -1 points0 points ago

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My names Alex too(not a train though :( )

[–]Scumbag_Kotzwagon -1 points0 points ago

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[–]razgrez -1 points0 points ago

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sorry about the tough break-up buddy. want some ice cream?

[–]316nuts -1 points0 points ago

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bump

[–]diabolical-sun -1 points0 points ago

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sometimes there just isnt enough room to penetrate the pussy

[–]Plazma_Fire -1 points0 points ago

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Keep pressing refresh. (NSFW)

[–]twixx62 -1 points0 points ago

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I would say repost, but it's already so high I'm just gonna say fuck it.

[–]sheilagoodman -1 points0 points ago

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Why did that make me laugh so long and so loud?

[–]CLSmith15 -3 points-2 points ago

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Is it just me, or is that the "I can has cheezburger" cat?

[–]the_real_misogynist -3 points-2 points ago

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This is Bubble's cat.