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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Probably has a lot of truth to why dating can be tough.

[–]CMUpewpewpew 6 points7 points ago

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Also, I've masturbated to both.

[–]cespinal 2 points3 points ago

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This is exactly what happens to my wife and I....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is exactly what happens to I.

[–]ZaphodAK42 0 points1 point ago

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The guy's wife is fucking I

[–]ksparkz404 2 points3 points ago

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Just pretend to be a prince and the whores will follow.

[–]askawaythrowaway 2 points3 points ago

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happy medium? Disney porn. It exists and it destroyed my childhood.

[–]Fremen13 -1 points0 points ago

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It exists and is awesome(ly weird).

FTFY

[–]knucklor 0 points1 point ago

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I paint waves on my foreskin and ariels face on the head of my cock

As I stroke she crests the waves at the climax of her song until finally I cum and its like the water is splashing behind her and I feel like she is a part of my world

FTFM

[–]Fremen13 0 points1 point ago

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