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[–]ChipChase 145 points146 points ago

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Kinda similar to that PBF comic..

The PBF one, as always, is a bit more subtle though.

[–]alchemeron 17 points18 points ago

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Brevity is wit.

[–]Skafsgaard 1 point2 points ago

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Brevity is

[–]gbimmer 1 point2 points ago

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huh?

[–]Skafsgaard 1 point2 points ago

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Brewitty

[–]TheRealBigLou 1 point2 points ago

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Brew...

That's it! The answer is beer!

[–]gbimmer 0 points1 point ago

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Beer solves all problems.

[–]Neosilver 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]Kubaker1 -1 points0 points ago

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looks up from cell phone

[–]ParkerM 3 points4 points ago

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I, however, thought it was funnier with the addition of rage faces and a detailed explanation of the joke.

[–]Willeth 3 points4 points ago

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I thought it was funny when you explained how you found it funny with a detailed description of why, because I enjoy more detail than is necessary with explanations.

[–]mafian911 1 point2 points ago

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I think a joke is killed when it needs explanation.

[–]PauliEffect 0 points1 point ago

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-William Shakesman

[–]compulsive_eater 25 points26 points ago

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The last time someone posted this link, it was the PBF comment that was at the top as well.
However, I don't remember which comment was at the top all the times this link was posted before that.

[–]gbimmer 4 points5 points ago

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I don't recall either but the two times before that it was definitely at the top.

[–]roccco 5 points6 points ago

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Subtle and, y'know, actually funny.

[–]down_vote_magnet 5 points6 points ago*

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This one is better because it doesn't have any offensive claims that Jesus Christ is contagious.

Edit: Calm down, athiest Redditors with pitch forks. You leave me with no choice but to explain the joke.

Edit 2: Ugh, you sometimes amaze me, Reddit. Yes, of course I know it was a typo of "it's"! It was a joke. I even willingly ruined the joke to explain it clearly. Jesus, I feel like Frank Grimes trying to futilely explain to Lenny and Carl how much of a moron Homer is.

[–]OmegaVesko -4 points-3 points ago

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Has it occurred to you that maybe the author just misspelled "it's"?

[–]getthefuckoutofhere 1 point2 points ago

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and about 35 trillion times more succinct

[–]kevinstonge -1 points0 points ago

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I know I'm late to the party, but I just realized that I could rack up a crapload of karma by setting up two separate reddit accounts ... I would use one to repost stuff that has gotten tons of upvotes in the past ... and I would use the second one to repost comments pointing out that something is a repost or pointing out original sources of information.

[–]nanto 0 points1 point ago

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Shit what are you gonna spend all that karma on?!

[–]kevinstonge 0 points1 point ago

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fuel for more reposts

[–]TrogdorDaBurninator 30 points31 points ago

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[–]mdrabz 11 points12 points ago

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T4 planetariophage

[–]ShottyFTW 22 points23 points ago

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repost

[–]Floopadoopa 2 points3 points ago

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I remember when it didn't say sorry for the bad english in the bottom.

[–]P2000Camaro -4 points-3 points ago

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Yet still fucking hilarious..lol

[–]graffiti81 2 points3 points ago

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Hate to tell you, but humans will no kill the earth. Humans might fuck it up for a couple thousand years, but in the end, earth (and life in general) will out-survive humans.

[–]shoziku 0 points1 point ago

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yeah we can fuck it up for ourselves no doubt but the Earth itself will live on. It's the pride of man's folly to think we can destroy the Earth.

[–]jam_sex_yes 5 points6 points ago

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Oh cool. Nice of you to make some original content.

[–]Lacrosse2013 4 points5 points ago

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I cant believe all of these people havent seen this a hundred times....

[–]thadude_chew 6 points7 points ago

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Pluto will be happy to know it's not longer considered a planet.

[–]jM2me 3 points4 points ago

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No, take that back. You win pluto :D

[–]d00m3d_d00d 0 points1 point ago

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That won't stop me from docking.

[–]jM2me -4 points-3 points ago

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You win internet sir :D

[–]blargh9001 -1 points0 points ago

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the moon is not considered a planet

[–]martinus 1 point2 points ago

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the planets should not worry. Humanity goes away by itself.

[–]BenTG 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus Christ is contagious.

[–]drjohnson89 1 point2 points ago

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"Jesus fucking Christ is contagious". Indeed he is, indeed he is.

[–]I_English_Good 1 point2 points ago

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I'll just leave this here

[–]pointlessness 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Icharus 5 points6 points ago

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Why would you post this two hours after someone else already pointed that out? That's so pointless...

[–]JJEE 14 points15 points ago

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Hey, this was also a PBF comic.

[–]islaydragons -2 points-1 points ago

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He must be one of those whores I keep hearing about.

[–]DZ302 0 points1 point ago

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relevant username

[–]Polykatana 4 points5 points ago

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3rd planet problems.

[–]klockee 4 points5 points ago

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You stole this joke from Perry Bible Fellowship. http://pbfcomics.com/248/

[–]FiniteCircle 2 points3 points ago

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Not only that, it was posted on reddit. So it's a a repost of a plagiarized comic.

[–]Willeth 1 point2 points ago

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From 9GAG, who took it from somewhere else.

[–]compulsive_eater 0 points1 point ago

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Did you post a comment without reading the top one posted an hour before yours? Huh?

[–]prometheus1981 -5 points-4 points ago

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Yeah, but this one is funnier.

[–]klockee 0 points1 point ago

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It sounds like it was written by a 3 year old with no clue how to lead up to a joke...

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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So like most comedy movies.

[–]Obskulum 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus Christ is pretty contagious yeah.

[–]Chubbstock 3 points4 points ago

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I know several people who have caught Jesus Christ. I try to stay away from them.

[–]shoziku 0 points1 point ago

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yes, that was a subtle way of sending that message.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this on reddit a few months ago, back when I was a lurker.

[–]kelustu 1 point2 points ago

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Okay, seriously. This isn't just a repost-karma whore post. I always find it ridiculous when someone complains about a repost months after the original, but someone posts this comic literally every single week.

[–]RawrRevenge 0 points1 point ago

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cool repost op. ever try submitting original content before?

[–]SoManyNinjas 2 points3 points ago

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I like this

[–]lego-banana 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, we haven't been to the moon in almost 40 years. That's hardly contagious.

[–]masterofallisurvey 0 points1 point ago

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If scales were maintained, that ship must be the size of mount everest.

[–]fourfrequency 0 points1 point ago

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Mars's floppy arms made me crack up in class.

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favorite comic by far.

[–]apex32 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this youtube video

[–]lmnt 0 points1 point ago

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the first panel needs a comma before moon

[–]YourTokerFriend 0 points1 point ago

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SO MANY DUPS

[–]Grimshadowace 0 points1 point ago

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Alright seriously? I don't really mind re-posts, but this is the fourth pr fifth time in two weeks i have seen this on the main page.

[–]SullyDuggs 0 points1 point ago

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This is a bit more conceited than if you said humans were awesome.

[–]vemrion 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, poor Mars only runs in circles.

[–]kevinhill92 0 points1 point ago

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repost but still funny

[–]reddKidney 0 points1 point ago

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by all means kill yourself and help stop the filthy human contagion. you people should be ashamed of yourselves. You disgust me.

[–]Yeah_Ill_Read_That 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I'll read that, although I feel a little dirty now coming back to post this and seeing the comic is an unattributed repost. I won't link back to this page like I usually would; if anyone knows the original source, please let me know!

[–]Rivilan 0 points1 point ago

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS CONTAGIOUS

Jesus is.. contagious?

[–]Clarethebamf 0 points1 point ago

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one of my favorite internet pics

[–]jcloud240 0 points1 point ago

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yes.

[–]OtterJuice 0 points1 point ago

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This is old as fuck.

[–]trentelem 2 points3 points ago

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Jesus fucking Christ is contagious?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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There is a small "Sorry for bad english" on the bottom of the comic.

[–]trentelem 0 points1 point ago

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I see it now, and I feel like an ass hole. Shit.

[–]ninguem 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing to worry about. The Earth will run a little temperature and all these pesky humans will die.

[–]Tiresias7 0 points1 point ago

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I like the phrase "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS CONTAGIOUS!!!!". Even out of this context that is a painful truth.

[–]Vat_iz_dis -1 points0 points ago

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use a condom next time and you won't get the humans. Jupiter is immune, lucky.

[–]Ollikay -3 points-2 points ago

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Hahaha!! Awesome! I can't upvote this enough =)

[–]TKLiveDrive -2 points-1 points ago

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Cost of humans developing and expanding, billions. Cost of sending man to the moon, billions. Cost of picture of mars running away, priceless.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I don't get it... We never landed on the moon.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I don't get it... We never landed on the moon.

[–]zoidberg005 -1 points0 points ago

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REPOST!!!

[–]heart-on -1 points0 points ago

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ok i hate harping on grammar, but this is a comic and the artist should be embarrassed

the very first frame... i was wondering why the moon was nothing good. albeit, i'm stoned but that's besides the point

[–]shoziku 0 points1 point ago

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I spent an abnormal amount of time on the first frame deciding about the nothing good part and moving commas back and forth, then forgot I was reading a comic.

[–]Canitrollyou -1 points0 points ago

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another fucking re post , well done sir.

[–]Anopheles_stingz -3 points-2 points ago

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If you would like at Earth as an entity, Human's are parasites even to the point we are like viruses, this comic is not only funny, it's accurate too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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not sure why you're getting downvoted--- humanity as a whole is a lot like cancer.

[–]onlygreaserontheweb -5 points-4 points ago

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Hahaha omg I haven't laughed like that in days! xD that mars face got me I ddnt expect it xD

[–]Linuxexorcist -5 points-4 points ago

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"I only have about 201,000 years left"

[–]Slippyy -4 points-3 points ago

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This is amazing.