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[–]victoriaWHOA 95 points96 points ago

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Ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cause a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY.

[–]Youretearingmeapart 35 points36 points ago

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And it wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick.

[–]long_wang_big_balls 2 points3 points ago

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I had that website repressed...tucked away at the back of my mind....thanks.

[–]HutchOne23 0 points1 point ago

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So you watched that episode on comedy central last night too?

[–]IAMA_beer 153 points154 points ago

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Tina Fey is so hot

[–]colwynmyself 12 points13 points ago

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How did you get me drunk tonight?

[–]mhalberstram 1 point2 points ago

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I'd have her babies if I were a female and she were male.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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She used to be rather unattractive. I wonder how less famous she would be if she had stayed as such.

[–]brettyh -5 points-4 points ago

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She still is physically not that attractive. She is famous and attractive because she is awesome.

[–]andey 0 points1 point ago

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i have the biggest crush on her

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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She is as tasty as plain hardtack, but she does some good things. Why next to her Edith Bunker looks like Gloria Steinem.

[–]billin -1 points0 points ago

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Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel.

[–]SniperTooL 18 points19 points ago

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BRING ON SEASON 6 MOTHERFUCKERS

[–]THEMACGOD 3 points4 points ago

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Seriously... Wtf is going on?

[–]Carl_Fucking_Sagan 8 points9 points ago

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I heard she was like pregnant or something

[–]SniperTooL 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Sagan, how's that soup coming along?

[–]SniperTooL 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, as Sagan so eloquently put it, seems as though it's going to be early 2012 for season 6.

[–]THEMACGOD 1 point2 points ago

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Nooooo! Damn you, body parasites!!!

[–]Sopps 0 points1 point ago

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The show hasn't been good in years.

[–]Wyrmshadow 31 points32 points ago

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upvote for slight boobie jiggle.

[–]kumarldh -2 points-1 points ago

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you asked for it

[–]Lewis614 2 points3 points ago

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You should x-post to r/HIFW.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for actually linking to the subreddit. Not that I like it, I hate HIFW posts, but it is nice to just click a link rather than copy and paste or actually type the url in.

I wish more people knew to do this.

[–]Lewis614 1 point2 points ago

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I agree it is a first world problem for me as well. I guess I am oddly selective/hypocritical in my laziness. I'll put forth the effort to link to it, but fuck you for making me copy and paste a link! That shit takes more than one click!

[–]JLow1864 9 points10 points ago

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This may spark your interest

You couldn't even come up with a title that wasn't related to facebook? Shame on you.

[–]jblade 2 points3 points ago

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Why are people downvoting this man... he has a point. This is a reworded repost

[–]_Egypt_ -3 points-2 points ago

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So I can only assume you have problems reading because these are two different takes on a gif....

[–]JLow1864 2 points3 points ago

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I have no problem reading and I have no problem seeing a repost. Shit like this will make reddit another shitty site.

[–]soawesomejohn 2 points3 points ago

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I know the feeling. A friend of mine once posted something like "tell me a true story" and I made up a snarky two sentence story. She told me it was lame, then replied "I post stuff on here just to see what sort of interesting responses I get. Anything that makes me smile really gets me through the day.".

I thought on this and typed up an excessively long (but true) story of how I got in line behind this cute girl at an airport and almost ended up in Canada (not my destination). I posted it in response and waited for the glowing adoration of this great story. Then I waited a bit longer. After a couple days, I was growing upset. Someone is ignoring me on the Internet. A week later, I was irked. She had been off for a couple days, but she was now back online and had posted newer statuses.

Finally, I asked her "so, what did you think of my story?". She basically stated that she had saw it was a long story and hadn't gotten around to reading it yet. She never did read it.

[–]allisonivy 2 points3 points ago

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I wrote to a very niche, minor celebrity that not only started going to my university, but happened to be in class at the same building and time as me. I was STOKED because I'd been following this person's work for years, I was too shy to say anything and wrote on her facebook fan page instead. She never responded, but she did respond to a lot of other people. Yeah that's cool, I can alter my route to school a little. That's me, always shakin it up! I'm so spontaneous like that.

[–]Ocrasorm 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder to people do that to themselves after a good fap?

[–]itsableeder 5 points6 points ago

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No.

[–]tina_ri 7 points8 points ago

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Aww, he thinks he's people.

[–]snang -2 points-1 points ago

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Aww, she thinks that he thinks that he's people.

[–]Garitsos 1 point2 points ago

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you can keep posting this gif under your link to make them notice, and if not, well you'd have made your point to everybody: your bucked of coolness is endless :)

[–]miss_could_be 1 point2 points ago

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None of my friends ever get the cool shit I post up on Facebook =/

Just realised how hipster that sounded.

[–]rampantdissonance 1 point2 points ago

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Aww, nards!

[–]WhitTheDish 1 point2 points ago

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I once watched all five seasons in about 2 weeks. Afterwards I was almost convinced that I was Liz Lemon, and I was pretty much in love with Jack Donaghy.

[–]elldrick 0 points1 point ago

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When I don't feel like replying/reading/watching what's posted on my wall I just 'like' it.

[–]ehmali 0 points1 point ago

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That one thing. The one that happens where your brain fills in a sound for you. It totally happened. I was so confused for a second, "When did gifs get sound?"

[–]SaltyBabe 0 points1 point ago

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They're all too wrapped up in their own business to read or learn anything. Facebook is a black hole.

[–]HansBriggs 0 points1 point ago

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Put your hands down boys.

[–]QuantumEnormity 0 points1 point ago

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Hawt dayum..!

[–]ikilledyourcat 0 points1 point ago

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yea... pretty much everyday on google+

[–]jillbear 0 points1 point ago

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To be honest, I never look at half the stuff my friends post on my walls.

[–]scartol 0 points1 point ago

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Here's how I feel.

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ Someone's*

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I feel the same way.

[–]Eyshld21sn 0 points1 point ago

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It's always a shame when you go out of your way to find quality material to show people you're supposed to be 'staying connected' with, and they never seem to notice it, but the second your third cousin drunkenly posts about eating taco bell you see that the entire community needs to inform him how funny and exciting he is.

[–]wgn_luv 0 points1 point ago

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I know the feeling man. I post interesting stuff on Google+ all the time.

[–]clyde_and_i 0 points1 point ago

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I posted this very .gif one someone's facebook wall and never got a response.

[–]Oscar_is_Wilde 0 points1 point ago

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Tina Fey is actually a decent actress.

[–]Oscar_is_Wilde 0 points1 point ago

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Tina Fey is actually a decent actress.

[–]foraday 0 points1 point ago

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Especially after it got so many upvotes on Reddit...

[–]HutchOne23 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason this put a huge grin on my face. God I love her.

[–]thebrown1 0 points1 point ago

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but you are you that hot? ;D

[–]icup24 0 points1 point ago

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Gwad I love Tina Fay.

[–]170lbsApe 0 points1 point ago

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I would so blast tina fey, even her fat version back in the day

[–]DeemSleep 0 points1 point ago

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I am the only one who doesn't think she is funny at all?

[–]HoneyNinja 0 points1 point ago

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I can hear things when I look at that gif.

She is also hot.

[–]ruttax29 0 points1 point ago

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haha that's so true. I feel like this all the time...wait, maybe that makes me a loser? GOOOOOOD!

[–]ape_ck 0 points1 point ago*

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I think she is awesome, but I hate this gif for some reason. But I can't stop watching it.

[–]zzaman 0 points1 point ago

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You feel like a hot chick?

[–]sharkdude95 0 points1 point ago

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Anxiously waiting for season 6.

[–]morbidkokos 0 points1 point ago

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My lemonparty posts on people profiles always get attention.You're just unlucky.

[–]koopa2222 0 points1 point ago

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If by cool link you mean something from reddit, then yes

[–]LizLemonWasHere 0 points1 point ago

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me too

[–]urine_luck -1 points0 points ago

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whos the bird in the gif?

[–]Nurfy 1 point2 points ago

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Why would someone downvote you for this? Anyway, her name's Tina Fey, ex-headwriter of SNL. This is from her hit show, 30 Rock. Hilarious, you have to watch it.

[–]urine_luck 1 point2 points ago

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I know, it makes me laugh really.

Thx for the info..

[–]Nurfy 2 points3 points ago

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No problem :D

[–]ApprenticeStoner 0 points1 point ago

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Um, why does this have a .jpg extension?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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rewritten url

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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God that woman is so vanilla it isn't even funny, she makes rice cakes look like Cajun cuisine.

[–]adam_anarchist 12 points13 points ago

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...I find her to be hot

[–]Aspel -1 points0 points ago

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I also feel like Tina Fey awkwardly high fiving herse--oh wait, no, she's hot and I'm not...