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[–]bss1991 78 points79 points ago

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I love how Australian people seem to just not give a fuck.

[–]EXC_BAD_ACCESS 41 points42 points ago

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As an Australian, I feel this is relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Bc7eRTdWY

[–]t6158 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Lord_of_Womba 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like it was sorta a backhanded compliment due to "be so impressive"

[–]satanguy 4 points5 points ago

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wow that's harsh!

[–]Monkey_Xenu 3 points4 points ago

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That is amazing. How I interpret the look on his face: "One day you will die by my hand."

[–]Bluelegs 15 points16 points ago

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"No worries" is a national motto

[–]Fruglemonkey 4 points5 points ago

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She'll be right, mate.

[–]TopsyKrett 16 points17 points ago

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As an Australian I can confirm this, but our pet snakes and spiders give higher levels of 'fucks' then us.

[–]Zimyver 5 points6 points ago

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Don't forget our crocodiles and our drop bears.

[–]ErroneousEric 5 points6 points ago

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How do you guys keep the blood from rushing to your heads?

[–]SyKoHPaTh 6 points7 points ago

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How do they keep from falling into the sky??

[–]Zimyver 2 points3 points ago

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Flight suits like they use in fighter jets.

[–]farfigneugan 1 point2 points ago

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what's a drop bear?

[–]potted 2 points3 points ago

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They're like a bigger meaner sorta koala bear and they drop from trees and grab your head.

[–]farfigneugan 1 point2 points ago

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You're making stuff up

[–]potted 4 points5 points ago

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Nah mate, they're for real. Real dangerous animals.

[–]Zimyver 0 points1 point ago

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Creatures that drop out of trees, on to you.

[–]RightousRepulican 1 point2 points ago

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Unless it's those farkin' boat people mate, those fucks takin' errr jerbs.

Cunt.

[–]Vato_Loco 20 points21 points ago

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Source video?

[–]moccasins 107 points108 points ago

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Source: A rough gem in the sea of shit that is Australian morning television.

[–]Vato_Loco 78 points79 points ago

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You sir, are a god. It was indeed hilarious.

My personal favorite. Karl actually has to get up and walk away cause he's laughing so hard at the end.

[–]clearlyobscure 26 points27 points ago

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This would be my personal favorite!

[–]Willeth 9 points10 points ago

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I think my favourite part about that is that one of the hosts doesn't get it either.

[–]Mikonos[!] 2 points3 points ago

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"I would want to be standing back and whacking them off from a distance" really did it for me.

[–]Lord_of_Womba 0 points1 point ago

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"should have said one with the lot" "no...no..."

[–]TheNr24 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it either, care to explain?

[–]Willeth 0 points1 point ago

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"One with everything" has a dual meaning - a pizza with every topping, and also being in a state of enlightened consciousness. As the Dalai Lama pursues this state as part of his religion, saying such in a pizza shop makes it a simple pun.

[–]TheNr24 0 points1 point ago

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aaah, being one with everything, I get it now, thank you!

[–]Vato_Loco 6 points7 points ago

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Oh god, the awkward is palpable...

[–]clearlyobscure 5 points6 points ago

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I know. I cringe every time I watch it!

[–]ENKC 4 points5 points ago

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Let's just make a "Karl Stefanovic's Greatest Hits" compilation and be done with it.

[–]daemon14 6 points7 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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... well, this explains the massive judgement I get whenever I say I don't watch it. Consider me converted, sir.

[–]Bluelegs 1 point2 points ago

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Are you kidding me? Watching Kochie's co-hosts squirm when he gets into a borderline racist rant is hilarious, and it happens every morning.

[–]FiendishBeastie 0 points1 point ago

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LMFAO - that was brilliant! I love the fact that he never clarified for us what exactly the "long, stabby thing" he keeps by his bed actually is...

[–]genupb 6 points7 points ago

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Serious question: Is the entire cast of Today constantly high as fuck? I want to know what they are on.

[–]speccy2 6 points7 points ago

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Try getting by on four hours sleep a night. The fatigue poisons do a number on your brain.

Little known fact - Marilyn Manson's band in the beginning wrote all their songs after days without sleep, for the trippy creativeness that resulted.

[–]lime-red 2 points3 points ago

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Little known fact: Karl Stefanovic is a robot.

[–]IbanezAndBeer 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking love how when the shark expert is talking they caption him as "lake monster"; as if he is the lake monster.

[–]kenzie0201 0 points1 point ago

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Came to post this. Damn it, I live right near that lake!

[–]ChineseSweatPants 0 points1 point ago

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God damn Its even better with sound.

[–]Devvils 5 points6 points ago*

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Karl Stevanovic, Channel 9 Australia breakfast host

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_fMN9kFm14&feature=relmfu The other host Lisa Wilkinson says that her "husband is useless" to ward off intruders. Her husband is international rugby player Peter FitzSimons.

[–]Vato_Loco 1 point2 points ago

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Yup, posted this vid in a comment right up there ^

[–]ikfotsur[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know. I found the .gif on a blog. Sorry, man.

[–]Vato_Loco 2 points3 points ago

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Too bad, it looks hilarious.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Georgie is a such a milf.

[–]Joshuaxton 15 points16 points ago

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[–]s0crates82[!] 0 points1 point ago

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now THAT is a mufuckin war face.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Karl Stefanovic is the fucking man. Here he is doing the morning show after a big night

[–]FiendishBeastie 8 points9 points ago

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That's hilarious - it's Still-Drunk Or Hungover Theatre.

"Let's have a quick look at the weather now... It's going to be fine for the most parts, including Queensland, New South Wales... you know what? Who cares?" LMFAO

[–]anothergaijin 2 points3 points ago

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I love this one - he is hilarious when sober, and even better when drunk :D

[–]DigitalEvil 45 points46 points ago

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[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 16 points17 points ago

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[–]bfogarty27 1 point2 points ago

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now i want an old broken monitor so i can throw it

[–]Ytoabn 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you gentlement for posting in the comments and not making this a series of new posts.

[–]OhManOhGodEtc 5 points6 points ago

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[–]La_Bipolar[!] 4 points5 points ago

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Is that actually you? Because I have the feeling you could be bigger than that 'Huh?' guy!

[–]dracdliw 1 point2 points ago

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No, he means that's what he's like.

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

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That was so melodramatic but hilarious.

[–]russlawl 6 points7 points ago

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Adelaide 14° "Yeah!"

Perth 22° "Fuck yeah!"

Karl must love the sun.

[–]LordPalmerston 0 points1 point ago

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Or Perth weather.

[–]Foxassault 4 points5 points ago

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This is my new favorite gif, I can't stop smiling

[–]bleevo 5 points6 points ago

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AUSTRALIA ! FUCK YEAH!

[–]sanss 2 points3 points ago

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KAAAAARRRRL !

[–]ktlol92 1 point2 points ago

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fuck i love karl

[–]gumblegod 1 point2 points ago

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hahaha Karl is the best douchebag to have ever graced the morning show

[–]TheBarioth 1 point2 points ago

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I'd hit that. She has a seductive look to her smile.

[–]IHateEveryone3 1 point2 points ago

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It is pathetic that you seek validation from strangers on the Internet. I bet your submission sucked.

[–]ExileOnMainStreet 2 points3 points ago*

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Borderline irrelevant

Edit: This is how I feel whenever I get super high and watch any movie that starts with that awesome THX synth bit.

Editedit : This is how I feel when I'm drunk and see titties.

Editeditedit : This is how I feel when I come home from work and see that my roommate ordered extra Chinese food for me.

[–]deliciouscakeforall 0 points1 point ago

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what movie is that from?

[–]ExileOnMainStreet 0 points1 point ago

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Hamlet 2. It's a really good movie. The ending was so sincere and perfect.

[–]homestar440 1 point2 points ago

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So, I imagine you're feeling something like this right now

[–]LipGlossary 0 points1 point ago

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Oh goodness this gif made me legitimately laugh aloud. Upvotes all around.

[–]lieabeautifullife 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' Today show....

[–]Cyberus 0 points1 point ago

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I got excited just watching that.

[–]Rapidity 0 points1 point ago

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Also, little known fact - Karl Stevanovic is in fact a fully functional cyborg.

RIP Marslando Calrissian.

[–]Namwen69 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Australia, you so crazy.

[–]wieuboot 0 points1 point ago

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this one made me smile so much :D

[–]Agemrepus 0 points1 point ago

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read her lips "please be done"

[–]scrotum_spatula 0 points1 point ago

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Adelaide: YEAH!

Perth: FUCK YEAH!

[–]a_stray_bullet 0 points1 point ago

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love karl funniest cunt on television

[–]RudolphGregor 0 points1 point ago

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Ahahah, I love the co-anchor. She's put up with a lot of his shenanigans, I reckon.

[–]dmurray14 0 points1 point ago

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just fount this one, it's awesome, with a dalai lama joke. this guy is my hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c

[–]SaltyCarl 0 points1 point ago

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This may be the whitest thing I've ever seen.

[–]coops_scoops 0 points1 point ago

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I upvoted this just so I could imagine you making that gesture.

[–]Lord_of_Womba 0 points1 point ago

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Can we get a link to the actual video?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Just to give you an idea of how classy this show is. This is the interview the gif is taken from. (Near the end)

The show is painful to watch some times.

[–]piezo32 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what to do.

Fuuuarkking HATE Karl.

But chuckles ensued...

[–]kvachon 0 points1 point ago

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seems like a funny guy. Why the hate?

[–]piezo32 0 points1 point ago

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It's certainly irrational. He just sums up a lot of the people that went to my high school really really well. And I didn't like a lot of the people at my high school.

If you watch him regularly, you would probably end up hating him too.

[–]kvachon 0 points1 point ago

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i can see that.

[–]MaroonBunyip -3 points-2 points ago

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This is Karl Stevanovic. Bloke who is on the channel nine morning news.

Hilarious because he is such a wanker.

[–]a_stray_bullet -1 points0 points ago

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love karl funniest cunt on television