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[–]ZeusMcFly 15 points16 points ago

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Can someone give me some context as to what Judge Judy is actually looking at?

[–]4nonymo 4 points5 points ago

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A laptop.

[–]serverslayer 15 points16 points ago

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One doesn't simple stumble into 4chan.

[–]lukespencerpie 0 points1 point ago

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yeah they have that god damned captcha on errething

[–]Gwaihir -1 points0 points ago

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Came here to say this, upvoted instead.

[–]obievil 9 points10 points ago

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... how does one "accidentally" Stumble into 4chan?

[–]lukjad007 0 points1 point ago

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When people found out I was "new" to the internet they kept constantly linking me to 4chan. Fortunately I never go where people tell me to and avoided it.

[–]OhManOhGodEtc 2 points3 points ago

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[–]b4n4n4p4nc4k3s 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Infinitron 1 point2 points ago

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[–]GrammerNasi 0 points1 point ago

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is that Paul Rudd?

[–]teekeeus 0 points1 point ago

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Nude Tayne?

[–]elephantzebra 1 point2 points ago

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Yep. Fuck 4chan. Fuck it in as many evil ways as it's members will describe in graphic detail.

[–]zane17 2 points3 points ago

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...it's just a collection of boards where you get called a fag periodically.

It is actually the same as every other anonymous board.

[–]ricehq 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Chickenseed 3 points4 points ago

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what the fuck just happened?

[–]b4n4n4p4nc4k3s 1 point2 points ago

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WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????

[–]motorcityvicki 0 points1 point ago

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Okay... ready? I'm about to make a reddit fool of myself.

Can you explain r/spacedicks to me? I mean, I've seen it, I've browsed a bit, I get the gist of what's there, but... what's the point? Is it about the random WTFery? Is it just a place to post fucked-up pictures? I don't get it. Unless there's just nothing TO get, but I feel like there should be a back story or... something.

[–]temporary_acount 1 point2 points ago

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It's just a shock site.

[–]motorcityvicki 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks. I will never understand this sort of thing, but I'm pretty okay with that.

[–]appi 0 points1 point ago

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riiiight accidentally... because oh so many things link to 4chan, you gotta be careful what you click these days...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You damn well know that you were in the mood to see some messed up stuff. Then you realized that the reality is much much worse than your preconceived notions, and you have subconsciously tricked your mind into thinking that you "stumbled" into 4chan. If this happened only once, you would have said "Whenever I accidentally stumbleD into 4chan"...but you said "stumble" which indicates this has happened on numerous occasions.

tl;dr: huh?

[–]TrueMilli -1 points0 points ago

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Happens to me all the time. 4chan.org is a common typo for everything.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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I go to /v a lot, and went to /b constantly as a teenager, but last time I went there, couple weeks ago, first image was child porn. I've seen a lot of terrible things, maybe some worse than child porn, but it honestly disgusts me more than anything else. So I linked a friend to the thread.

[–]Kitten_paws -1 points0 points ago

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Isn't that how we all feel about 4chan - be disgusted, show friends. That way you don't feel like a terrible person with a sick secret.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It was also because I figured, if I get nabbed for seeing this sick shit on 4chan, I want people to go down with me.

[–]Kitten_paws 0 points1 point ago

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Someone to help you fight off the prison rape?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, not someone to sacrifice to the rapists to buy my own safety.

[–]Kitten_paws 0 points1 point ago

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You sure about that: :p

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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Of course! I would never sacrifice someone else to be raped in my place. Unless by some strange occurrence I got sent to a women's prison. Then I'd probably do the right thing, and take all the rapes.

[–]Kitten_paws -1 points0 points ago

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One day you will live to regret these words.

Also I fucking love Judge Judy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'd certainly regret it if I were being raped by Judge Judy. I don't reckon she'd be a gentle lover.

[–]Kitten_paws 0 points1 point ago

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...me either. She's kinda scary. Kinda...

Somehow from this thread I got -1 comment karma (just changed my account since someone found my other one) so every time I try to post I get reddit trying to break my fingers through the screen.

After a year or so I have no idea how any of this works. Not. Very. Smart.