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[–]alizrien 12 points13 points ago

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Played by Keanu Reeves

[–]Murreki 4 points5 points ago

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Written by Sarah Palin

[–]Punkwasher 2 points3 points ago

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Produced by Michael Bay

[–]my_name_danny 3 points4 points ago

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Directed by M Night Shyamalan

[–]VomitEverywhere 3 points4 points ago

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Watched by EVERYONE.

[–]_xyzzy_ 1 point2 points ago

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Too bad you can't rewatch it so you know what will happen.

[–]VomitEverywhere 5 points6 points ago

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Huh?

[–]fatefoolery 0 points1 point ago

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Remade by Steven Spielberg

[–]forevanon 0 points1 point ago

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oh ye got to er before me. upvote in my stead.

[–]sbucks168 14 points15 points ago

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[–]aarman90 4 points5 points ago

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I don't understand how so many people can't just link to the actual website instead of the image? Why... why... WWHHYYYYY

[–]LoughLife 1 point2 points ago

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Because they got it from someone's facebook post or whatever, who also didn't give credit. it's this long vicious cycle of reposting shit.

[–]sarmatron 6 points7 points ago

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Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. (*)

[–]balls4xx 1 point2 points ago

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upvoted for accuracy

[–]MrStranger 8 points9 points ago

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[–]elastic-craptastic 0 points1 point ago

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Now change it to "The history of a Theist" "I know everything"or"The Bible knows everything" "The End"

[–]SometimesY -4 points-3 points ago

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I had a feeling this might happen. Can we cut back on the overuse of memes please, reddit? This shit was hysterical the first time or two and I would like to continue to enjoy this at a later time, but the overuse is really killing it for me.

Signed,

A concerned redditor

[–]assholebiker 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, telling reddit to cut back on memes is like yelling at a river to flow uphill.

[–]larkable 2 points3 points ago

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GODDAMNIT RIVER, I TOLD YOU, GO UP THE HILL, NOT DOWN IT.

[–]austro-american 0 points1 point ago

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I SAID ACROSS THEIR NOSE, NOT UP IT!

[–]staythepath 0 points1 point ago

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Truth.

[–]hexskrew 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. I thought it was just me that thought that each morning that I wake up.

[–]behaaki 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty much..

[–]mtheory007 0 points1 point ago

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Very accurate.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the nice chuckle OP, good stuff

[–]coolnamenumbers -5 points-4 points ago

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lets see... Jesus, Gandhi, Buddha, Muhammad, King jr, Newton, Einstein, Kissinger, Confucius, Galileo, Aristotle, Gutenberg, Fredrick Douglas, Edison, Ford, Tesla, Carnegie, Walt Disney, Euclid, Darwin, Caesar, Alexander the Great, Constantine, Plato, A.G. Bell, Freud, Kepler, Homer, Sun Tzu, Archimedes, Leonardo, Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, every U.S. president... just off the top of my head

[–]mitotajc 8 points9 points ago

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What the hell is this

[–]staythepath 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know what he's getting at, but Id like to. The only thing I can think of is that he thinks these people understand life or something, or maybe he sees that none of them actually do. Or he is drunk/high. Or all of those....

[–]nolbie -2 points-1 points ago

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You're dying.

[–]rufnrdy13 -2 points-1 points ago

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What exactly is the history of Woman?

[–]mtheory007 0 points1 point ago

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History of Humanity. [FIXED]

[–]Whore-or-movie -5 points-4 points ago

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At least we question what's going on. Too many women just "assume".

[–]Emma2181 4 points5 points ago

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ass

umption