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[–]Eeechurface 25 points26 points ago

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NIIIIIIXONS BACK AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[–]ThatsSoKafkaesque 8 points9 points ago

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And I'll break into people's houses at night and WRECK UP the place!

[–]ezo88 5 points6 points ago

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I"m meeting you half way you dirty hippies!

[–]Son_of_Kong 3 points4 points ago

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Rememberrrrrrrrr what the dormouse said.

There's no way it's a coincidence that the next line in the song is "feed your head."

[–]boombooms 1 point2 points ago

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ooohhhhhhhh expletive deleted

[–]Ceryury 1 point2 points ago

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Morbo: If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child. Would you seize and consume it?

Nixon: Question is vague. You don’t say what kind of candy and whether anyone is watching. In anyway I certainly wouldn’t harm the child.

[–]coolnamenumbers 10 points11 points ago

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[–]leglessbunny 7 points8 points ago

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The robot polls are open... and the Robot polls are closed.

[–]ala_rage 5 points6 points ago

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i prefer jack johnson...

[–]leglessbunny 5 points6 points ago

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JOHN JACKSON FOR PRESIDENT!!!

[–]balls4xx 2 points3 points ago

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VOTE 4 JACK JACKSON!

[–]duckylam 3 points4 points ago

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Two terrific candidates huh Morbo!

[–]Maxamillionaire[S] 5 points6 points ago

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...At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.

[–]shadoworc01 2 points3 points ago

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The only insult that my Latin teacher uses is "Nixon voter." He gave us a test on Watergate. I wonder if he's seen Futurama...

[–]ezo88 1 point2 points ago

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You should just tell him that Nixon is the president in the year 3011.

[–]Battlesheep 2 points3 points ago

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If there is anything you can say about him, Its that he did not live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I have a poster of this hanging in my room.

[–]st00pitr0b0t 1 point2 points ago

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where!? how!? want!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Just bring in to a copy store. UPS or FedEx

[–]schofield1424 2 points3 points ago

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NIXON SMASHHH

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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GET YOUR DAMN DIRTY POLITICS OUT OF MY R/FUNNY!

[–]Roamin_Ronin 2 points3 points ago

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I remember a shirt when I was in college "Nixon in '96. Tanned, Rested and Dead"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]PARSLEYsage 1 point2 points ago

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I remember seeing Mecha-Reagan obliterate Oderus Urungus at a GWAR concert 5 years ago.

[–]cookiedough44 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could upvote this more than once

[–]Zandemonium 1 point2 points ago

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Vote for Nobody

[–]prometheus1981 3 points4 points ago

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I would vote for him :)

[–]Fidodo 3 points4 points ago

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I would gladly vote for Nixon over any of our modern candidates.

[–]MrSnare 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Morbo 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, Morbos good friend!

[–]Carbon13 0 points1 point ago

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What is this type of color scheme called?

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[–]Carbon13 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! Thanks! Luckily my anus is beaten and bloodied. Can't wait to stopper a few vials

[–]Wr3nch 0 points1 point ago

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All I know is that my gut says "Maybe"

[–]tsonyobang 0 points1 point ago

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OP is the 1%!

[–]wizardsyndrome 0 points1 point ago

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ASK NIXON TO PARDON US!

[–]necromundus 0 points1 point ago

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Nixon with charisma?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm voting for zombie Regan, sorry.

[–]jjgarcia87 0 points1 point ago

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If you make this a Ron Paul poster I will post it all over FB.

[–]jjgarcia87 0 points1 point ago

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please please please please please please please

[–]GayestBitch 0 points1 point ago

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I have a shirt of this

[–]GreyFoxMe 0 points1 point ago

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I see he got the SAD protocol