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[–]pelanderfunk 65 points66 points ago

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Whenever I see these clips, I always wonder if that pisses the animal off.

Like, does the turtle possess the mental capacity to understand that falling into the water is detrimental to its goal of sunning itself? Or does it just take life as it comes -- "oh, I'm in the water now, better go sun myself some more."

[–]flyingturtles 8 points9 points ago

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That wasn't falling...that was flying!

[–]FrostofSparta 1 point2 points ago

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[–]flyingturtles 2 points3 points ago

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So much better...

[–]User38691 2 points3 points ago

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Now it looks like the scumbag one pushes really hard.

[–]Solsavage 2 points3 points ago

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probably more like a need. Like the feeling of needing to pee, im assuming it has a i need to get some sun in this bitch feeling.

[–]Clovis69 1 point2 points ago

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Turtles are pretty goddamned dumb, I doubt the turtle really cared.

Now when one of my turtles has done something like standing on the other one's head too long, there will be biting. But they get over it and don't hold a grudge.

Lizards hold a grudge though.

[–]somethingsomethingso 0 points1 point ago

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Dogs and cats seem to remember when you do obnoxious things to them.

[–]Dracius 0 points1 point ago

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To test this, go blow on a dog's face or tickle their paws while they're trying to sleep, seems to piss em off pretty well. I know my dog is friendly and loving, but if I pester and annoy him enough when he's trying to sleep he'll growl at me and that's the only time he ever growls at me.

[–]pervertedpapaya 19 points20 points ago

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[–]littlesharpwolf 5 points6 points ago

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[–]s3v3n2 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you.

[–]bluXndr 15 points16 points ago

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He hates planking as much as this guy.

[–]RahmEeRoh 3 points4 points ago

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LONG LIVE THE KING.

[–]necrocountant 1 point2 points ago

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Noooooooo- sploosh

[–]Indeedee 0 points1 point ago

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Daaaaad! ...dad?

[–]nightfan 2 points3 points ago

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Just like my turtles, pushing each other off rocks and shit. I don't think they mind that much, honestly. Both of my turtles step on each other's faces when trying to catch some rays, and they just kinda... shake it off.

[–]thugnificence 2 points3 points ago

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"I'll teach you to swim brah"

[–]catsnfrogs[!] 2 points3 points ago*

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[–]bigmac3d 1 point2 points ago

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Came in expecting an AdviseAnimal meme with a turtle wearing scumbag hat.

[–]lasalvavida 1 point2 points ago

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Turtles have it figured out man.

[–]kyle1320 1 point2 points ago

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This guy posted this 6 hours before this post.. Why is this the one with all the karma?

[–]joculator 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty much how you achieve Director in most corps.

[–]I_Make_Relevant_Puns 4 points5 points ago

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It's funny how much of a KICK i got out of watching that.

[–]kreiffer -5 points-4 points ago

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Was going to down vote because I hate puns... The saw username--- up vote.

[–]katarinadanielle 1 point2 points ago

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You are the weakest link. GOODBYE.

[–]bushwickbushwick 0 points1 point ago

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you're a great zombie

[–]greendot1001 0 points1 point ago

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it reminds me of that coin game...where you lose 4 quarters to gain a quarter.

[–]Rammajamma 0 points1 point ago

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I like how he just starts waving his arms like "OH FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING"

[–]shawric 0 points1 point ago

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He needs the hat.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

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It's like the baby elephant...but a turtle...and he's racist.

[–]random_digital 0 points1 point ago

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nonchalant

[–]svengalus 0 points1 point ago

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In the actual video you can hear the turtle scream as he falls.

[–]Deluxx00 0 points1 point ago

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He was cockblocking. Deserved it.

[–]elmer_fudd_8 0 points1 point ago

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How do I hear a splash every time??

[–]manchs07 0 points1 point ago

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I've been watching this with "move bitch" playing in the background. It syncs up nicely.

[–]DOCTORCOWMAN 0 points1 point ago

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have a nice, DRIP

[–]whywherewhat 0 points1 point ago

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Yo turtles don't give a fuck, hear this: when I was about nine years old, I had two pet turtles. One day, I come into my room and I notice one of the turtles on top of the other, whose head was submerged under water. My turtle had fucking drowned his buddy! Jeez

[–]Indeedee -1 points0 points ago

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That hipster turtle deserved it, he was totally planking.

[–]sackofblood -2 points-1 points ago

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Can we please retire the term "Scumbag _______"?

[–]Dyrty -5 points-4 points ago

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