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[–]jennyhu 59 points60 points ago

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Asians have three ages: 12, 21, and 118. He obviously just turned 118.

[–]damien_aw 2 points3 points ago

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swear i saw that comment on the 44 year old chinese lady...

[–]fizz4m 1 point2 points ago

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But she looked like 21

[–]doanss 41 points42 points ago

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"You never see sort of a 45 year old [Asian]... they age overnight. It's like a pear." -Karl Pilkington

[–]underthelens 2 points3 points ago

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And you'll definitely never see him eating a Twix. He'll be having an old man toffee.

[–]deadXed 4 points5 points ago*

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I immediately thought of Karl Pilkington as soon as I read this.

edit: Haha. I meant when I read the title.

[–]i_m_fury 3 points4 points ago

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I immediately thought of deadXed as soon as I read this.

[–]Vertyx 1 point2 points ago

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I also thought of Karl Pilkington when I read the "-Karl Pilkington"

[–]wilc8650 0 points1 point ago

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[–]urp0 37 points38 points ago

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Japanese Anchorman Stops Dyeing His Hair

[–]SmilinBob82 8 points9 points ago

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..and puts on less makeup

[–]heyheyjeffreyjay 8 points9 points ago

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and starts wearing light gray suits

[–]Vertyx 0 points1 point ago

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And starts working in a studio with different, less flattering light.

[–]scumbaggrandparent 9 points10 points ago

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meth. not even once

[–]sporkasaurus 14 points15 points ago

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Looks like this crazy fool got married.

[–]punkparty 7 points8 points ago

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Nuclear exposure

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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Looks like he met a woman.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 18 points19 points ago

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Ageing like an American president!

[–]chemokills 5 points6 points ago

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He's probably dead by now...

[–]dewisri 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Probably_immortal 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he might be ill which would even age a twenty year old to look like he is forty.

[–]Battlesheep 3 points4 points ago

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they shouldn't have put him next to the tomatoes

[–]JGPH 4 points5 points ago

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Holy shit, that job is killing him.

[–]AmusingUsername 1 point2 points ago

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HD tv the scourge of the media make-up room

[–]insidiousthought 1 point2 points ago

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They keep a miniature replica of the Ark of the Covenant next to the camera.

[–]hisbitch 1 point2 points ago

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Triwizard tournament O.O

[–]Subduction 1 point2 points ago

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He sleeps in a brown paper bag with an apple.

[–]cashboxmoneybags 1 point2 points ago

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[–]dsem 4 points5 points ago

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He must've hit menopause.

[–]doanss 16 points17 points ago

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[–]turritorstai2 3 points4 points ago

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this picture is older than the japanese anchorman

[–]Space_Masters 1 point2 points ago

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It can't be more than four years old, but Japan is way ahead of us.

[–]Alobarish 0 points1 point ago

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Silver fox.

[–]justonecomment -1 points0 points ago

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Holy shit. Closed tab, got joke had to come back and up vote you. Great joke.

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points ago

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Is it save to conclude that the male humans of the Japanese variant ages inversely proportional to that of their female counterparts?

[–]palaxi 1 point2 points ago

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No, the women age overnight too.

[–]Solomaxwell6 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing that he probably had gray hair a little earlier, he had just decided to phase out the dye. Looking at the earlier 2007 pictures, you can tell he definitely is starting to look a bit older... I think making the picture bigger, having his hair go white, and switching over to the gray suit is drawing out the wrinkles and flaws. There's definitely still a difference between May and June 2007, but it's not as much as it first looks.

[–]JohnDoeNuts 0 points1 point ago

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AIDS maybe?

[–]alelabarca 0 points1 point ago

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Asian Jon Stewart

[–]lachesis99 0 points1 point ago

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Did he become president or something?

[–]pantydrop3r 0 points1 point ago

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Radiation, sucking the honor out of Japanese.

[–]overlorddale 0 points1 point ago

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[–]Pturd 0 points1 point ago

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Far out he's got Solid Snake's disease! :(

[–]Rudy69 0 points1 point ago

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Wow.... 2007 was rough for the poor guy

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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Many of our national news anchors in Australia dye their hair silver. It makes them seem like they know their shit.

[–]mjbat7 0 points1 point ago

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...was it crack?

[–]InvertedVantage 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa.

[–]J_M 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody is eating the Skittles out of his hourglass.

[–]Derpingtonthesecond -1 points0 points ago

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Has he been taking crystal meth?

[–]jezmck -1 points0 points ago

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Why is this not a GIF?

[–]spmkd -1 points0 points ago

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It's probably some crazy Japanese News Game Show

[–]prometheus1981 -1 points0 points ago

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on meth

[–]chodeking -1 points0 points ago

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IM ASIAN AND I THINK THATS friggin true =D

[–]Warrior87 -1 points0 points ago

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Its the Asian "Benjamin Button"