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[–]Osthato 34 points35 points ago

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I found its owner.

http://i.imgur.com/mTL9V.gif

[–]JibberGXP 5 points6 points ago

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I am horny now. For this. ONLY this. Where can I find this girl?

[–]Kamikaze_Leprechaun 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ThePharoah 12 points13 points ago

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Where's the snail trail behind them?

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz -1 points0 points ago

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I'd hit it.

[–]b4n4n4p4nc4k3s -1 points0 points ago

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I've said it once and I'll say it again, COOCH SCOOTCH!!!!

[–]AssumeTheFetal 49 points50 points ago

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Holy shit whats up with all the Cat/snake hybrids running about lately?

Christ we're all fucked.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 13 points14 points ago

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I'm tellin' ya...it's the news of the incoming asteroid that will barely skim us...it's a sign!! REPENT!

[–]AssumeTheFetal 16 points17 points ago

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Nice try, knight/cat/snake/priest hybrid.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 17 points18 points ago

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takes out knife

Shhhhh. You know too much.

Requiscat in pace.

[–]h4mburgers 11 points12 points ago

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Shit, it knows Latin.

ABORT ABORT.

[–]executex 2 points3 points ago

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Invoke evasive maneuvers now!

[–]Henry132 2 points3 points ago

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Do a barrel roll!

[–]Suihaki 2 points3 points ago

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Vai a farti fottere

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 1 point2 points ago

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Mamma Mia!

[–]TheVenetianMask 0 points1 point ago

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Did you know there are cats with thumbs?

[–]YardenGarden 0 points1 point ago

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This guy

[–]down_vote_magnet 119 points120 points ago

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(V) (;,,;) (V)

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

[–]JoshMachines 7 points8 points ago

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[–]zjbird 8 points9 points ago

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HHhheuhhhuhhehhHEHhhuhhhuh

[–]gfixler 4 points5 points ago

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And now... cat laser bowling.

[–]Morass 1 point2 points ago

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"Stop it; your embarrassing yourself." - Dog

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[–]lordmalifico 0 points1 point ago

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Sí, es una locura, pero también lo es tener a una persona vestirse con un disfraz de animal peludo y / entonces / va como un Juggalo.

[–]hillgod 21 points22 points ago

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Do I have the only cat on earth that does not give a fuck when I shine a lazer pointer?

[–]porracaralho 7 points8 points ago

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Well... There are kids that dont like video games, girls that dont like Twilight, geeks that dont like Star Trek, etc

[–]palordrolap 5 points6 points ago

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Friend of mine had an old cat I tried to make chase the beam of a torch (flashlight) up the stairs at his house.

Wiggled the beam on a landing partway up the stairs. The cat twitched then stopped. It slowly looked at the torch and then me as if to say "Srsly?"

That was the day that a cat made me feel stupid.

[–]Lampmonster1 2 points3 points ago

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That was the day first time that a cat made me feel stupid.

[–]ranchosgirl 6 points7 points ago

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My cat realizes that laser pointers don't mean "chase that red dot!" but instead really mean "Oh my fucking god, sniper!". She then proceeds to freak out and hide. Clever girl....

[–]Pit_of_Death 3 points4 points ago

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Yes. You do.

[–]executex 2 points3 points ago

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What are you feeding him?

[–]alsoodani 0 points1 point ago

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Nope.

When I finally got a laser pointer, the first thing I did was try to play with the cat. I pointed the laser near him, he batted at the light for a second, realized it wasn't an object he could touch, and just became disinterested.

He is not a very playful cat, but I feel like he let down the entire Cat race.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Have a reverse .gif!

http://reversegif.com/h3v

HOLY SHIT GET THE FUCK BACK

[–]t3yrn 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I aim to please

[–]speqter 55 points56 points ago

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Looks more like Scorpion Cat! I wonder if he can beat this guy.

[–]SmLnine 35 points36 points ago

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[–]seriouslydamaged 1 point2 points ago

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Oh - my - god! Here, have all my upvotes. The second cat... UNBELIEVABLE. I haven't laughed like that in weeks. Meine Fresse, ich habe GESCHRIEN vor Lachen. Have my money. My liver. I don't care!

[–]zjbird 3 points4 points ago

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The first one isn't a Cobra Cat, it's a Serpent Cat.

[–]unsubscribeFROM 38 points39 points ago

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I saw that on reddit today too!! joke

[–]morkoq 11 points12 points ago

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It's more fun when a lot of people get it! yay

[–]naked_guy_says 3 points4 points ago

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Get what now?

[–]microfortnight 3 points4 points ago

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VD. It's definitely fun to get.

[–]ninjaduets 3 points4 points ago

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clothes.

[–]down_vote_magnet 0 points1 point ago

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Huh?

HAHAHAHAHA

ಠ_ಠ

[–]wertz8090 8 points9 points ago

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This guy is the cobra cat, other guy was scorpion cat I agree.

[–]Tachios 5 points6 points ago

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OK, seriously i need the source video. I need the sound!

[–]undercoveruser 2 points3 points ago

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Cause this is thriller, thriller night

And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike

[–]kvictorio 1 point2 points ago

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I'm putting my money on Serpent Cat

[–]unlovely 6 points7 points ago

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i could watch this all day

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[–]Doggiestylze 0 points1 point ago

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Yes it dose....

[–]Dasrye 32 points33 points ago

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[–]Phorgasmic -2 points-1 points ago

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i lold

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[–]AverageHero 3 points4 points ago

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You two are seriously the disease that is infecting Reddit.

[–]ray13eezy 4 points5 points ago

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The cancer that is killing /b/ Reddit.

[–]Pit_of_Death 1 point2 points ago

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You've heard of tongue-in-cheek sarcasm, right? Yeah I know, hard to display that via text.

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[–]theineffablebob 0 points1 point ago

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pungent

[–]BanD1t 6 points7 points ago

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I don't know why but i couldn't stop laughing at this

[–]downr0deo 7 points8 points ago

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cats have more personality BUT less hair than my sister

[–]zzaman 2 points3 points ago

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So far, we have Serpent cats, Cobra cats and Dune worm cats. What else, guys?

[–]noPENGSinALASKA 8 points9 points ago

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Catdogs!

[–]skillet42 4 points5 points ago

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delicious.

[–]FlyingBaconizedWhale 3 points4 points ago

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NyanCats?

[–]zzaman 1 point2 points ago

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So, Poptart cat.

[–]kittenkites 2 points3 points ago

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Sadly, I can watching this for an absurd amount of time.

[–]sundbergftw 2 points3 points ago

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When I was a youngin' I did this to the point my cat was literally panting. I didn't even know they could do it.. that's when mother took the laser pointer away from us.. Okay.jpg

[–]this_time_i_mean_it 5 points6 points ago

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I have a sudden urge to play Silent Hill.

[–]beanswiggin 4 points5 points ago

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I laughed so hard at work, I had to send a mass email with this link attatched to explain myself.

[–]punkmasta 1 point2 points ago

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I think it would look cool in slow motion...but I don't know how to do it :/

[–]aoyiz 2 points3 points ago

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To do proper slowmo you need at least 60 fps footage, with this gif you would get a framerate slower than 24 fps and it would look choppy.

[–]microfortnight 1 point2 points ago

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you could probably get some keyframing animation package that would use the "real world" frames and interpolate to get fake slowmo

[–]shanewilly 1 point2 points ago

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Why can't I stop watching?

[–]Nar1117 1 point2 points ago

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Cobra Cat, and now Serpent Cat? Is there a Slitherin training camp for cats?

[–]Ritoki 1 point2 points ago

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I'm hypnotized by this! That cat's just going GIMME-GIMME-GIMME-GIMME all across the room.

[–]TheGreyhound 1 point2 points ago

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I demand a face-off between serpent cat and cobra cat!

[–]phillibl 1 point2 points ago

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I came here expecting a repost of Cobra Cat already, but I was pleasantly surprised. Thank you

[–]dubdubdub3 1 point2 points ago

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This gir'ls parents are the proud owners of serpent cat.

[–]plooff 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like me trying to handle all the shitty work I have to do instead of browsing reddit

[–]quiky 1 point2 points ago

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I would have to invest in rechargeable batteries.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Who needs a dust mop?

[–]mattjeast 0 points1 point ago

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Needs this playing in the background.

[–]frojoe 0 points1 point ago

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This, sir, is hilarious!

[–]Ben_Jahmin 0 points1 point ago

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I just laughed so hard!

[–]zephyy 0 points1 point ago

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Serpent Cat eh? Now you're talking my language, I know this game.

[–]Junior77 0 points1 point ago

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Doubling up on the karma eh?

[–]adambultman 0 points1 point ago

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"Serpent Cat" makes me think of the "Cat Tails" from Niven's "A World Out of Time".

[–]BinaryPianist 0 points1 point ago

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huhuhuhuhuh

[–]ProfessorDuck 0 points1 point ago

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Dat tail

[–]mclen 0 points1 point ago

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Wigglewigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle

[–]Skullpuck 0 points1 point ago

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That's dedication right there.

[–]beefstick86 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ can't....... stop.....staring.....

[–]RageThat 0 points1 point ago

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I am laughing so fucking much

[–]icopythetitle 0 points1 point ago

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Serpent Cat

[–]BoomHedshot 0 points1 point ago

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Nyan!

[–]AcousticPoontang 0 points1 point ago

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LMAO, i'm getting a cat just so I can turn it into a serpent...you should put a costume on it to make it look even more interesting, like a spider costume.

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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What the fucking fuck?

[–]Trotaway 0 points1 point ago

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And the lulz were abundant that day.

[–]Lord_of_Womba 0 points1 point ago

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I love the slithery themed felines that have been circulating the top pages

[–]QuantumEnormity 0 points1 point ago

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What's next? A Cthulhu cat who will destroy humanity?

[–]dakkeh 0 points1 point ago

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I bought a laser pointer to play with my cat, when I brought it home, she could have not given any less fucks about the red dot.

[–]yahallo 0 points1 point ago

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That kitty is pissed with its tail all fluffed up

[–]aliens_300c 0 points1 point ago

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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how many times I've seen this...

[–]AngelBlu666 0 points1 point ago

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I spent far to long laughing at this. Worth it

[–]doggetay 0 points1 point ago

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DAMMIT, REDDIT, I WANTED TO FEEL DEPRESSED AND GLOOMY TODAY!

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point ago

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Cobra Cat would fuck Serpent Cat up.

[–]Razenghan 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamnit. All the internets. You've won it. Goddamnit.

[–]yc_delmir 0 points1 point ago

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Dubstep cat

[–]Dopplegangr1 0 points1 point ago

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did you give it LSD?

[–]P522 0 points1 point ago

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Bottle brush tail means cat is very excited.

[–]b0utch 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I should snap a pic of my Cobra cat!

[–]jurassiksteeze 0 points1 point ago

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it sort of reminds me of that cat that some bastards did test on with lsd. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o

[–]shzadh 0 points1 point ago

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Curse you, I was in the library!!

[–]Dyrty 0 points1 point ago

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[–]listen_hooker 0 points1 point ago

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-_- I submitted this video and it got not one up vote. Not one! ...gif is better though. You win.

[–]FruitBeef 0 points1 point ago

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That cat probably thougt he was so fucking clever.

[–]RighteouslyAlgebraic 0 points1 point ago

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This is similar to my cat!!

[–]RighteouslyAlgebraic 0 points1 point ago

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Oh jesus, it's like 'The Thing'. Only hairier.

[–]yusufmte 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jeexdrunk 0 points1 point ago

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Zoidberg cat...a whap whap whap whap whap whap whap

[–]bugpanye 0 points1 point ago

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle. yeah

[–]youngceb 0 points1 point ago

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Thats just the reaction for Pepe Le Pew

[–]AutoBalanced -1 points0 points ago

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Put a scarf on that thing and you've got a live action Nyan Cat.

[–]beefinbed -1 points0 points ago

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there is nothing serpentine about this feline.

[–]GuyFromPoland -1 points0 points ago

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You probably have shining floor.

[–]moustache_man -1 points0 points ago

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Open this link: http://i.imgur.com/0tP8m.gif

Then open this link in a new tab in the background: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Stare for 10 minutes.

[–]stebertstebert -2 points-1 points ago

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Did that in 'Nam.

[–]lordmalifico -2 points-1 points ago

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