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[–]BFSkinner 143 points144 points ago

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Sweet Dee on a ski trip

[–]IAmMontreal 1 point2 points ago

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I just spit milk on my computer screen I lol'd so hard.

[–]Krxe -1 points0 points ago

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every time this image is reposted, a variation of this comment is on top

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i can't wait til its my turn. Imma be ready.

[–]BassmanBiff 29 points30 points ago

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Is this an awesome ostrich costume, or cgi, or what?

[–]eyecite 26 points27 points ago

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CGI unless they got an extremely skinny human with knees that bend the opposite way who is pretty good at skiing to wear a really well-made ostrich costume.

[–]quadrasauck 10 points11 points ago

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Or have someone ski backwards while squating. Wouldn't be too hard.

[–]GeneralClusterfuck 76 points77 points ago

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Or it's a motherfucking ostrich on skis. Like a boss.

[–]big-o-notation 27 points28 points ago

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Yes.

[–]BadleyHairless 6 points7 points ago

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O(n)

[–]rtaylor35 3 points4 points ago

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yes what

[–]JoeRuinsEverything 19 points20 points ago

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Yes.

[–]reverse_ 8 points9 points ago

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Joe, you ruined it.

[–]zunetoon 3 points4 points ago

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huh?

[–]reverse_ -1 points0 points ago

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Check his username.

[–]ragault 4 points5 points ago

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This time, because you must have missed the hubub yesterday, you have ruined it.

[–]reverse_ 1 point2 points ago

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[–]snacksident 1 point2 points ago

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Normalspeedpoke.

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[–]TitleShouldRead 11 points12 points ago

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Nope, unfunny meme!

[–]Dragonnine 20 points21 points ago

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This is from a commercial for East Japan Railway. Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8pKQOGY2ck

[–]JoshSN 13 points14 points ago

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And that's why I take East Japan Railway.

Nothing says "safe, reliable and rapid" transportation like synchronized ostrich skiing.

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point ago

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I love laughing so hard I get looked at by everyone in the morgue.

[–]worrymon 9 points10 points ago

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EVERYone????

[–]Rekalus 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kwikymart711 -1 points0 points ago

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upvotes for lols.

[–]lollerblader 1 point2 points ago

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So I'm guessing these are not REAL ostriches?

[–]mydesignaccount 3 points4 points ago

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Robostriches

[–]m0h3k4n 0 points1 point ago

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The last sponsor listed at the end of the video loos like it says "anal".

[–]Radant 0 points1 point ago

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This kills the fascination.

[–]HayzuesKreestow 28 points29 points ago

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if you had told me this morning that at some point in the day i would watch an ostrich ski.. well.. i would've told you to go fuck yourself

[–]armyjackson 10 points11 points ago

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What if someone would have told you that you would have clicked a link to look at Kevin from the office?

[–]hookertime 8 points9 points ago

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I woulda just said, "Reddit." to both.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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the reddit is strong in this one.

[–]jgzman -1 points0 points ago

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If you've never seen an ostrich ski, then you've never been on acid.

[–]lookoutitscaleb 11 points12 points ago

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I saw it for the first time here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8TdHn1vlCY Around 5:20 Don't know anymore than that. Still don't know what almost everything in that video is....

[–]rimo 2 points3 points ago

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I recognize one part: it is this clip, it looks amazing in HD http://vimeo.com/12487929

[–]lookoutitscaleb 0 points1 point ago

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Ya, blockhead is a pioneer in electronic music right now. Thanks for the link to the HD video.

[–]WonderWasp 3 points4 points ago

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wtfdidijustwatch

[–]lookoutitscaleb 0 points1 point ago

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inorite. I saw this on New Years after partying all night, got home with friends, not even half conscious, and this played on adultswim. My mind was blown. Imagine: trying to explain that video to your buds the next morning.

[–]thatsvery_ofyou 5 points6 points ago

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This is terrifying.

[–]UNHDude 5 points6 points ago

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I suddenly feel like going to the Golden Saucer.

[–]FluffOnATree 0 points1 point ago

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I hope you're referencing what I think you're referencing...or I'm going to feel like a big nerd...

[–]NovaeDeArx 2 points3 points ago

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[–]PianoMang 0 points1 point ago

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Legend of Legaia?

[–]FluffOnATree 0 points1 point ago

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Nah. FF7. But that was a good one.

[–]Kolbitos 7 points8 points ago

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Oh please oh please let this be real. Please. PLEASE. My life would be complete if this were real. But its probably not......

[–]ramagedamage 2 points3 points ago

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I still have a hard time getting off the ski lift.

[–]Damnedfly 2 points3 points ago

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Magnificent creature. Weirdly inspiring.

[–]stammyahmed 8 points9 points ago

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That is definitely Expresso.

[–]Moses2112 2 points3 points ago

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Donkey Kong Country fans are now thanking you with upvotes.

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[–]teejaydub 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps you should spend less time on the slopes as an ostrich, and more time in school.

[–]dershodan 1 point2 points ago

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Please tell me that's fake.

[–]ClampingNomads 1 point2 points ago

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You're crazy. An ostrich skiing perfectly. No way is that fake.

[–]ErroneousEric 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Ostriches are way better at Skiing than I ever will be.

[–]Shtorphe 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet Dee skiiing

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

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I-is that an ostrich?

[–]bitethemuffin 1 point2 points ago

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anyone's got that gif where a dog steals the thing from the guy on a snow slope?

[–]TitleShouldRead 6 points7 points ago

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[–]bitethemuffin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]KimmieK 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, Reddit. The only place on the Internets you can visit, and someone will know who that guy on the slope and his dog are, and will then link you said gif.

[–]Skroobles -1 points0 points ago

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I never make this joke, so I'm sorry, but all I can think is that this is merely a GIF of Chuck Testa skiing.

[–]April_Fabb 0 points1 point ago

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Dear god...ILM or Weta?

[–]bloodsoup 0 points1 point ago

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Worse: Japan.

[–]dvcb 0 points1 point ago

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For a second there I thought this was real, and that this could all be possible if the skiers head was hidden where the ostrich's tail is. At least this would allow the legs to look natural without hyper extending the knees...

[–]ninepointsix 0 points1 point ago

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Keep breeding that black chocobo and you'll be able to travel across the ocean!

[–]Blithon 0 points1 point ago

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We should have listened. WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This ostrich have made me feel so bad at my own skiing skills.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If I had a nickel for every time this was reposted...

[–]emsee1131 0 points1 point ago

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the internet can close now. i have seen everything.

[–]rayz0101 0 points1 point ago

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hes better than me... =C

[–]GremZealot 0 points1 point ago

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You have won the internet.

[–]ZosoCub 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know Chris Bosh knew how to ski...

[–]callumf95 0 points1 point ago

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if this is real my life is complete

[–]generalozzman 0 points1 point ago

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winter olympics here i come. i want one and i want to ride it.

[–]Phase_Spaced 0 points1 point ago

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Seems legit...

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point ago

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I just saw a fucking ostrich ski.

[–]JohtlesHartmoi 0 points1 point ago

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adult swim's "Off the air". animals was soooo good

[–]coolnamenumbers 0 points1 point ago

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CGI doesnt exist. This happened... I saw it. proof

[–]m0h3k4n 0 points1 point ago

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Though according to this the video was done using CGI, I think there needs to be a video made with "outtakes" showing the ostriches going apeshit when the people strap the skis to their feet.

[–]JKELL 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck. I literally see this posted at least once a month.

[–]jahruhle 0 points1 point ago

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just happen to be listening to D.A.N.C.E while watching this. It fits.

[–]MrFugu57 0 points1 point ago

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so confused and amazed that you get an upvote...

[–]AKsith 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, it's a Llama!

[–]ElvishJerricco 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Nivlac024 -1 points0 points ago

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I need to start reposting shamelessly so I can get lots of undeserved karma

[–]rozero1234 -4 points-3 points ago

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I'll just repost this here http://i.imgur.com/Kiztx.gif

[–]nutano -2 points-1 points ago

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Huh?

[–]Berkel -2 points-1 points ago

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Older than the internets.

[–]TheMaroonNinja -3 points-2 points ago

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How is this not at the top of reddit!