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[–]MrFluffaluffagus 25 points26 points ago

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There's plenty of fish in the sea, but until you catch one, you're just a man holding your rod

[–]daytukRjobs 2 points3 points ago

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I'm using this for a reality repost. Thank you sir

[–]fitch496 4 points5 points ago

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[–]UltimateChicken 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Oh I get it, it's the effect a redditor has on a school of women.

[–]dhamster 15 points16 points ago

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[–]DeathAngelNick 1 point2 points ago

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Some one should put the forever alone face on that and entitle it "Lots of Fish in the Sea:Forever Alone Edition"

[–]GhostSongX4 1 point2 points ago

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If this is a metaphor for women then the shark is probably a fat girl.

[–]iflychrysalis 2 points3 points ago

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Forever alone shark.

[–]NicholasThunderchild 5 points6 points ago

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Forever a loan shark.

[–]maximusjesse 0 points1 point ago

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Forever a stoned lark.

[–]TwiceThePriceOfRice 2 points3 points ago

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I'm more amused by OPs username.

[–]P2000Camaro 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, take down that picture of me!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is a repost and you know it ಠ_ಠ

[–]birdisthewird 0 points1 point ago

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haha this should be a forever alone post

[–]ujiin 0 points1 point ago

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May I suggest trying not to look like something that may devour the fish alive given the chance? Think about it.

[–]Traumatiicz 0 points1 point ago

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But none want me!

[–]Felt_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

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Forever a shark.

[–]NicholasThunderchild 0 points1 point ago

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PlentyOfFish in a nutshell.

[–]bitcheslovedroids -1 points0 points ago

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forever-a-shark

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That is exactly what happens when you fart in a crowded room.