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[–]obeCHuD 2 points3 points ago

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There are two types of people in this world.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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People who love Louie C.K. and People of hate Louie C.K.

[–]I_Make_Relevant_Puns 2 points3 points ago

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He is the Master Debater on masturbation.

[–]BlamaRama 0 points1 point ago

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This has been reposted so many times I don't even know where to begin.

[–]gitmonation84 0 points1 point ago

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Can we get a video that would be amazing.

[–]StumpHarvey -3 points-2 points ago

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Christians Against Masturbation? What sort of programs does this organization implement? Like a sponsor you call up to talk about how you've been 7 days fap free but you are slipping and you can't fight the urge and you glanced at a JCPenny bra ad and got an erection and there's no going back and you already got the lubriderm out right there sittin in front of you waiting for you to grab a handful and just go to town mercilessly on your dick and you're trying to talk yourself down but you know you just can't handle one more day without relentlessly choking the life out of your dick because you're so stressed out from work and you haven't gotten laid in so fucking long and you start tearing up and rocking back and forth so nervous and scared that your gonna slip and that "7 days without fapping incident" sign is gonna click back to 0 and all that work and pain and struggle will be lost and as a single solitary tear runs down your face you slam that phone down and go to town on yourself until your dick is within an inch of its life and the second you finish all the problems in the world melt away like the edible body paint you imagined eating off Scarlett Johansson's ass and all is right and as it should be and you give up lying to yourself about the immorality of masturbation and partake in its glory several times a week (or day... whatever your into you sick fucks).

TL;DR - Masturbation is normal.

[–]H37man 2 points3 points ago

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R/nofap

It's a crazy subreddit.

[–]Quov 0 points1 point ago

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Just so you're aware, this was for a tv show, not an actual discussion.

Link if you're interested, it describes the episode.

[–]StumpHarvey -3 points-2 points ago

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Just so you're aware this comment was a joke. You really think the detailed over-the-top description of masturbation withdrawal was an attempt at a rational argument? I am fully aware this was from his show.