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[–]bigbagofcoke 16 points17 points ago

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We apologize for the inconvenience, but it appears that your shipment of bouncy balls has become trapped in a conveyor belt time fracture

[–]twisted_sith 7 points8 points ago

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This is what it feels like trying to get to the fucking front page.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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My wineglasses D:

[–]ringl-bells 6 points7 points ago

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My Fabregé egg!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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My Mail Order Infant! D:

[–]ofcourseimright 7 points8 points ago

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My cardboard box!

[–]Catona 4 points5 points ago

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Ahhhhh....just lay the damn thing flat! I've never had a stronger urge to reach through a computer screen and correct something.

[–]Faythezeal 2 points3 points ago

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I do belt conveyors for airports. The same thing happens to your luggage all the time

[–]iamthefury 2 points3 points ago

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I had the US government check my bags on an international flight. They broke one of the buckles. I blame you now.

[–]Black_Books 0 points1 point ago

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Same for UPS.

[–]taylorkrebs 1 point2 points ago

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I watched this for 10 minutes

[–]SerenaScarlet 1 point2 points ago

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It would be funny if they were shipping a dangerous disease and the glass tubes cracked. Then, it would be Contagion all over again. Thanks, Amazon.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You can buy dangerous diseases from Amazon?

[–]SerenaScarlet 0 points1 point ago

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Well, maybe they came from Russia labs and went through Amazon. I don't know....

[–]FalconOne 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm... brb

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And here is the 3 minute long video.

[–]paradoxburn 1 point2 points ago

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So that's why my slinky took so long!

[–]Johnney_Chimpo 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure why this is the funniest thing I've seen on reddit all day, but it is. I just imagine the box saying "no, no, no, NO, NO, NOPE!"

[–]sableantelope 1 point2 points ago

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I know I just can't stop laughing at this shit. I have no idea why but it's killing me. LOL

[–]Thony450 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, this explains why everytime they ship something the box is wrecked when you receive it!

[–]Black_Books 1 point2 points ago

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You have no idea. That rolling is an end of day at UPS, which is why we had to walk the 100 miles of conveyor belts. Just to check for rolling packages or envelopes that got stuck.

The more likely times your box gets crushed is when the bend in the belt gets a jam, boxes just accordion. Or when the boxes fall off the sides of rollers going into the semi trailers, it can really pile up, plus the impact of falling.

Also know the semi trailers you see are filled side to side, top to bottom, front to back. And they are filled up within an hour sometimes, you don't really have the time to make sure every box you put into the stack won't crush when you put something above it. I don't know how many times I had a box that was 2 foot cubed that only had 1 shirt in it. No packing material, just empty space. Those always crushed, and you can't always put them on top.

Think of Tetris with boxes, if you get a shitty piece/box it's going to screw something up. Sometimes that means the box below it gets crushed.

[–]Thony450 0 points1 point ago

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Well that was very informative o.O I did not know any of the process from the shipper to me honestly ;)

[–]CottonStorm 0 points1 point ago

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[–]losjellybones 0 points1 point ago

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I immediately thought 'Hater's gonna hate'

[–]JonathanWarner 0 points1 point ago

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This is happening to my copy of Skyrim currently...

[–]slappyblonzella -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]TimmyFTW 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it.

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[–]TimmyFTW 0 points1 point ago

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It isn't at the top.

[–]Ragnrok -2 points-1 points ago

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Huh?