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[–][deleted] 68 points69 points ago

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She was obviously asking for it...

Look at the way she's dressed.

[–]HARDonE 8 points9 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's Purple!

[–]TheCannon 50 points51 points ago

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Boy, is this kid going to be confused when he learns to use the internet.

[–]-o0o- 9 points10 points ago

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This picture made my day.

I finnally know what a mannequin vagina looks like.

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[–]dougthoreson 50 points51 points ago

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And this guy finds it quicker than most redditers do

[–]jooes 4 points5 points ago

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This kid knows the secret to life: sometimes you just gotta go for it.

[–]greenbowl 4 points5 points ago

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"The question isn't who is going to let you; it's who is going to stop you"

-Ayn Rand

[–]mr_majorly 21 points22 points ago

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I had 2 reactions..

  • What the hell is a kid that age doing in...

  • Hehe, I remember doing that.

[–]MeGrimlock4 7 points8 points ago

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Oh troll dad, telling your kid to go make an innocent mistake so you can take the picture...

[–]tsatsawassa 9 points10 points ago

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Reminds me of this South Park episode: http://i.imgur.com/5cSpf.gif

[–]fatalvaux 2 points3 points ago

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What episode is that?

[–]shosannadreyfus 8 points9 points ago

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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, Season 8.

"Well that's the darndest thing I ever saw..."

[–]tsatsawassa 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I go down on a woman, that's exactly what I think. ;)

[–]vox35 7 points8 points ago

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In the schoolyard the next day:

Kid from photo: "Guys, I know what girls have between their legs!"

His friends: "What?"

Kid from photo: "Nothing!"

[–]sicinfit 7 points8 points ago

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An endless void that absorbs and crushes your hopes and dreams, is what it is.

[–]Freak8206 5 points6 points ago

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Gotta start 'em early these days, otherwise all the girls will be pregnant by the time he hits puberty

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ET phone home....

[–]Rigga_Mortizz 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like he's trying to find his way back home.

[–]smoochieboochies 1 point2 points ago

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Poor kid... so young and already a slave to the poon.

[–]Zenred 1 point2 points ago

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He wants to go home.

[–]Constam 1 point2 points ago

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You can just tell that he's thinking "where the fuck's her penis?"

[–]Affe83 1 point2 points ago

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/start sarcasm

OMG, LOOK, YOU CAN SEE VISUALS OF WHAT REPRESENTS A FEMALE'S GENITAL AREA. BETTER MAKE THIS NSFW. WHY ISN'T THIS TAGGED NSFW ALREADY?!?

/stop sarcasm

[–]sgtpppr 2 points3 points ago

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This is a childhood picture of Ben Roethlisberger.

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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ding!

-checks email-

Damniiiiiit...

[–]Dedmaroz69 0 points1 point ago

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awesome photo

[–]deltwalrus 0 points1 point ago

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The secret's not what's down there, it's what's IN there...

[–]fireandiceman 3 points4 points ago

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teeth

[–]habitual_linestepper 0 points1 point ago

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And the secret is....The drapes never match the carpet.

[–]MadMageMC 3 points4 points ago

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Carpet? Aren't we all about smooth hardwood floors these days?

[–]booyah12 0 points1 point ago

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Early start huh?

[–]thesonofapreacherman 0 points1 point ago

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the secret is that everything they sell was previously used in Bangkok brothels.

[–]Turok1134 0 points1 point ago

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Well then, that kid has officially gotten more action than I have in my entire life.

[–]Melted-Cheese 0 points1 point ago

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This kid will go far.

[–]rhio300 0 points1 point ago

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This kid will be a hit with the ladies once he grows up.

[–]spirit_spine 0 points1 point ago

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Kid found it faster than I could.

[–]ilovetodance 0 points1 point ago

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The caption really made me chuckle, well done.

[–]GeorgePukas 0 points1 point ago

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One of the greatest things about little kids is they point out and show us blatantly what is going on in the human mind that society these days likes to cover up.

[–]vohit4rohit 0 points1 point ago

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what a handful of kid.

[–]ggl 0 points1 point ago

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this is what i call good parenting....and no im not being sarcastic. we need to teach kids at a young age.

[–]lawrensj 0 points1 point ago

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isn't victorias secret, that she is a man, named Roy Raymond? Victoria's Secret

[–]SabreWolf92[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Dont deny it, all males have done this. I know I did >:D

[–]jakersbossman 0 points1 point ago

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That was a fucking stupid post, too. He writes "I hope you don't see this." So all he wanted was some losers on the internetz to tell him he's so brave and should do an AMA.

[–]raul777him 0 points1 point ago

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He's doing it right.

[–]GatorJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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It was cute when I did this when I was 6. Now I'm 24 and it's creepy.

[–]Britt6 0 points1 point ago

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He found it......

[–]RedFox77X 0 points1 point ago

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Is this considered child porn?

[–]conrad141 0 points1 point ago

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This picture is of me when I was young.

[–]parapoxical 0 points1 point ago

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The secret, shes a man

[–]fradra9 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamn this got a lot of upvotes

[–]TopAce6 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure Victoria has no secrets left.

[–]TenaciousKory -1 points0 points ago

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'

[–]EvoEpitaph 0 points1 point ago

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I'll let you in on the secret. Drop the word Secret and the last I and A from Victoria.

[–]HeartsOnPaws 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, Boy! He's just a curious young fellow!

[–]SpackDaddy 0 points1 point ago

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i know the person who took this picture.

[–]godlesspinko -1 points0 points ago

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Well, guess he's not gay.

[–]DodongoHatesFire -1 points0 points ago

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"Have you seen my baseball?"

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey! She's just like my sister's Barbies!"

[–]misterthirsty -1 points0 points ago

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Silly kid. Everyone know's that Victoria's Secret is an STD.

[–]covertskippy55 -1 points0 points ago

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Haha i just opened this while im in class. Definitely not safe for work.

[–]kaidigger -1 points0 points ago

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[–]reddit_user13 -3 points-2 points ago

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NSFW?

[–]peegee42 5 points6 points ago

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really?

[–]reddit_user13 -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes, I work for a competitor.

Duh.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No, Get the fuck back to work.

[–]DukeOfGeek -3 points-2 points ago

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child porn oh noes!

[–]SirBenjamin -5 points-4 points ago

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Am I the only one who sees this photo and feel as though he could have learned that behavior from somewhere?