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[–]tmbg47 15 points16 points ago

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My problem with such an invention would be the unevenness of the toast it produced. One side would be freshly toasted, while the other side was toasted the last time you sliced it. Granted you could always just throw away that "heel" of toast, but that's wasteful.

(In case you didn't know, this is from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

[–]DukeBammerfire 4 points5 points ago

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this is what i thought when i saw the movie. I like how someone on reddit always agrees with me.

[–]lunchbawx 1 point2 points ago

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Also, it wouldn't be nice and warm. And that toast is way too dark for my liking.

[–]t3yrn 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed, they need to turn that knife down to around 3

[–]Fushigidane 9 points10 points ago

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I call shenanigans. This is clearly a loaf of toast.

[–]Piratiko 5 points6 points ago

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cross toast

Priceless.

[–]TheComebackKid 4 points5 points ago

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I want this because of reasons.

[–]iAmericA45 4 points5 points ago

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This kills the bread.

[–]cyblade83 1 point2 points ago

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I felt the need for it to cut the entire loaf!!

[–]katamari0611 1 point2 points ago

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Soon lightsabers

[–]Flatlander81 0 points1 point ago

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If I remember correct it made the iconic "Snap-Hiss" when she turned it on.

[–]matpwith1t 1 point2 points ago

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I would use this for so much evil

[–]Izazen 0 points1 point ago*

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Wow nice internet archeology this gif is from like 1998!

(uhh woops, see below)

[–]TylerDurdenisreal 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Izazen 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT?! Its kind of impressive; don't you agree?

[–]TylerDurdenisreal 0 points1 point ago

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Your year is off a bit or I'm missing a reference.

[–]Izazen 0 points1 point ago

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Oh whoa your right its actually from the film. I swear I saw a joke gif of this concept from my live-journal days.

[–]candyporkandbeans 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote. Partly for the gif, mainly for "Cross Toast"

[–]Piepig 0 points1 point ago

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Lightsaber.

[–]GordonFreemansbro 0 points1 point ago

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I kept watching thinking that it was slicing more than once.

[–]Hallucibose 0 points1 point ago

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who still buys bread that way anyways

[–]thomasmcnlt6 0 points1 point ago

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Where can you buy unsliced bread?