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[–]cjayc423 4 points5 points ago

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Traded a Vulpix to my cousin for her Alakazam. Pure evil on my part, felt as though I committed a legit crime.

[–]legendofj 2 points3 points ago

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Get. out. of. my. conscience.

[–]midor 2 points3 points ago

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Not shady... I killed him in broad daylight.

[–]cupofchowder 1 point2 points ago

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did?

[–]Hime_Takamura 1 point2 points ago

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ah yes; my beginnings as a prostitute.

[–]vernand 0 points1 point ago

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I bought these through legitimate means. I am the 1%.

[–]Bigman1992 0 points1 point ago

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The box opened itself...

[–]ksparkz404 0 points1 point ago

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All those chores... I still can't stand the sight of Comet

[–]MineTorA 0 points1 point ago

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I never spent a cent on these. I asked for anyone's garbage cards (rattatas, etc), and slowly traded them for a full deck of very good cards... I felt pretty special... now I feel like a douche...

[–]RanchCornNutsYes 0 points1 point ago

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Never had them. Had Magic cards by default. Roommate left a binder of them in my possession. Sold for 25$.

[–]DoctorRicky 0 points1 point ago

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like trading yahoo underneath the monkey bars