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[–]TheDoubleG 41 points42 points ago

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[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 5 points6 points ago

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Someone edited that to make the video blend in better. I was laughing my ass off when I first saw this.

[–]Gareth321 10 points11 points ago

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While funny, it led me to this masterpiece.

[–]fujimitsu 4 points5 points ago

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DAHKOTA FAAANNNING

[–]Zr388 1 point2 points ago

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I Feel like an idiot for laughing so hard at this.

[–]TeeCeeM 1 point2 points ago

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that one always cracks me up

[–]Sotordamotor 29 points30 points ago

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Wait that is not a local thing?

[–]westonci 42 points43 points ago

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as a Canadian with a number of American channels, I noticed your commercials are either

  • Attorneys
  • Community Colleges
  • prescription drugs
  • debt and loan services

[–]moist_towelette 19 points20 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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That is such a depressing commercial. They're selling old people their freedom and access to their grandchildren.

[–]Indoorsman 17 points18 points ago

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This is during the day primarily when they think they will achieve the best audience for such commercials. Working nights I often watch see TV during the day and I lose myself and begin to feel like a crippled, unemployed, senior citizen, with mesothelioma, who wants to advance their education but cant because of my multiple loans wont let me get a payday cash advance, and because my rascal scouter power chair hasn't arrived yet because Tom Cruise is a fucking liar. Then I snap back to reality...

[–]DevilMirage 5 points6 points ago*

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Are you a mother or father that is the parent to a child with BIRTH DEFECTS?!

[–]Bubblebath_expert 2 points3 points ago

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You forget the sexually suggestive excercise apparatuses.

[–]TexasWithADollarsign 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget for-profit/online education like University of Phoenix or Morrison University. They're the ones saying that you can go to school in your PJs.

[–]GeorgeLiquor 2 points3 points ago

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[–]DevilMirage 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god I thought I was the only one who saw these.

What's wrong with you people?

All I ever see is shit for old people who may or may not have fallen down, have a long term settlement and may need to sue for child birth defects all while being in debt that can be consolidated with a fucking recorded voicemail.

[–]KoRnyWayz 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, really nailed it.

[–]amadeus2490 1 point2 points ago

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Close. Our commercial breaks are usually:

  • Tampons/feminine hygiene products

  • Boner Pills, antidepressants and arthritis medications

  • Colleges

  • The Swiffer Wet Jet

It's annoying to see these same commercials every five minutes, especially if you're trying to watch television with your family; you just have to pretend like you can't hear them talking about erections and bloody pussies, even though it's louder than the show you're watching.

[–]imaunitard 0 points1 point ago

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I'm singing the Education Connection song in my head all day every day.

[–]zamboney 0 points1 point ago

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aannd cell phones.

[–]Sotordamotor 0 points1 point ago

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That sums up America pretty well.

[–]thatwasntababyruth 16 points17 points ago

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How could a commercial with such high production values possibly not be a national phenomenon?

[–]rounding_error 0 points1 point ago

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No kidding. They even rented a bus.

[–]hypnotoadglory 0 points1 point ago

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Spare a thought for people not in America, it takes us a while to look up things to get your pop culture references

[–]Joshuaxton 185 points186 points ago

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The humor in these Spiderman pictures is absolutely brilliant, and I don't even know why. It's just...so casual. It's not in my face with "hilarity," it's just a frame from Spiderman with a statement. AND I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF THEM

[–]SilentLettersSuck 46 points47 points ago

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I completely agree. I need more of them.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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[–]Bubblebath_expert 69 points70 points ago

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[–]BreeBree214 16 points17 points ago

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[–]fepeee 76 points77 points ago

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[–]gojirra 13 points14 points ago

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This is the best one because it embodies the spirit of this meme the best. Most of the other ones in this thread have fucking insane and extreme captions. As Joshuaxton pointed out very poignantly, the meme is not supposed to be in your face with "hilarity."

[–]wtmh 3 points4 points ago

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[–]headasplodes 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 23 points24 points ago

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[–]MtHammer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Sinthesys 12 points13 points ago

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The 'lol' ruins it.

[–]upvotes_bot 38 points39 points ago

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I disagree, it reminds me of lol jesus

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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8

[–]AdamBombTV 4 points5 points ago

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throws you a life preserver LIVE YOU BASTARD, LIVE!

[–]C0debreak 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]AstroFighter 0 points1 point ago

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Was watching it on a retro cartoon station (teletoon retro in canada) and finally saw the episode from the [2] image. Laughed so much harder when he did it because of the images.

[–]ElAvestruz 21 points22 points ago

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Mind if I put my favorite here? You do? Well fuck you, it's spiderman. LOL.

[–]Seiji 20 points21 points ago

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What's Jim Carey doing in that picture!?

[–]ElAvestruz 7 points8 points ago

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What was been seen cannot be unseen.

[–]LeMeowman 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Kai_973 18 points19 points ago

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[–]Joshuaxton 5 points6 points ago

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[–]chrisc098 18 points19 points ago

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I made r/SpiderMeme at an [8] and have no idea what to do with it.

[–]coconnorco 10 points11 points ago

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check out r/SpideyMeme

[–]chrisc098 12 points13 points ago

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Why mister? Why'd ya have to do it? Couldn't ya let a boy dream?

[–]bysse 3 points4 points ago

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Does anyone have the one that says "This thread, is a spiderman thread" with him shooting a thread? :)

[–]cbad -3 points-2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]cardena2717 1 point2 points ago

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God's work.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'd say that's more like twatfacer. He's the only bloke posting in that subreddit. I'm just like a saint or something.

[–]WillFerellsLoudVoice 7 points8 points ago

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HOLY SHIT I SHOULD BE USING BOLD MORE OFTEN

[–]rylon87 1 point2 points ago

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You are my favorite.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ahem, well uhh...you see, (cough) I go on 4chan a bit....and uhh.....I COLLECT THESE THINGS LIKE GOD DAMN POKE'MON, MAN! I HAVE 15mb worth of spiderman! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM!??!?!!!

[–]realityisoverrated 0 points1 point ago

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It's because you can't see the look on his face. It makes it mysterious and ironic by disregarding the most important aspect of the joke: the look on his face.

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt -1 points0 points ago

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You motherfuckers are just discovering 4chan memes, this shit's been on /b/ for 3 fucking years, I have bushels of them. Here's a good one.

They're filibusters, they're used to derail any thread if it's boring shit. After someone starts a spiderman thread, ppl start posting shit like this. It all comes from a shitty cartoon that's easy to screencap and interpret out of context.

Oh, and you're all newfags.

[–]shelldog 0 points1 point ago

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You mean like this?

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty much. The whole cartoon show is awkward looking; it makes it real easy.

Here's a better one, they need to be subtle yet hilarious.

[–]FraggotMan 20 points21 points ago

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[–]alexisaurus 35 points36 points ago

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You know screw you, now that damn song will be stuck in my head all night!

[–]wartexmaul 7 points8 points ago

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[–]PerogiXW 16 points17 points ago

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That... That wasn't...

I mean I'm not complaining but...

What?

[–]Sonatatata -1 points0 points ago

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[–]The_Real_JS 0 points1 point ago

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What do I keep watching?...

[–]Esteam 0 points1 point ago

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what

[–]crazyguns -2 points-1 points ago

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it would have made a bit more sense if your username was IrrelevantVideoGuy..

seriously, what did i just see?!

[–]furiousfishdicks 19 points20 points ago

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My life goal is to act out a J.G. Wentworth commercial on a city bus.

[–]interro 73 points74 points ago

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CALL 877-CASH-NOW

[–]Indoorsman 13 points14 points ago

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Call the General today!

Fuck I hate the General and all his commercials. Always getting stuck in my head. I hope he gets dishonorably discharged.

[–]nukyew2 17 points18 points ago

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FOR THE BEST CAR INSURANCE RATES ON-LINE

GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME

[–]illidk 5 points6 points ago

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Goddammit.

[–]Shappie 2 points3 points ago

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FOR THE BEST CAR INSURANCE RATES IN TOWN

CALL 1 800 GENERAL NOW

[–]sljaxon 0 points1 point ago

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You remembered it, didn't you?

[–]TheWobble 45 points46 points ago

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877-CASH-NOWWWWWW

[–]thatwasntababyruth 59 points60 points ago

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EIGHT. SEVEN. SEVEN. CASH NOWWWWWWWWW

[–]Nomtaro 24 points25 points ago

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CALL NOW

[–]kappucccino 13 points14 points ago

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[–]thatwasntababyruth 2 points3 points ago

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EIGHTSEVENSEVENCASHNOW

[–]aerickse 0 points1 point ago

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nice touch

[–]aerickse 0 points1 point ago

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why is this not top comment. i upboat'd

[–]dfn85 22 points23 points ago

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If you have a long term settlement, and you need cash now....

[–]isiah1979 12 points13 points ago

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CALL J.G. WENTWORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 877 CASH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]CornOnTheMob 6 points7 points ago

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877-CASH-NOW!

[–]Yossarion 1 point2 points ago

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877-CASH-NOWWWWWWW!

[–]zetversus 1 point2 points ago

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I have an annuity and I need cash NOOOOOOWWWW

[–]sailnaked6842 7 points8 points ago

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I met that man in a strip club. He had more strippers on him than the pole that night.

[–]Yossarion 4 points5 points ago

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Nice try J.G. Wentworth's ex-wife's divorce lawyer.

[–]alycollins 7 points8 points ago

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I have an annuity but I need cash noww!!!!!!!

[–]girlwhodidyourhair 3 points4 points ago

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Call JG Wentworth! 877-CASH-NOW!

[–]ElAvestruz 5 points6 points ago

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They've helped thousands. They'll help you tooooooo.

[–]herpes_monkey 3 points4 points ago

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One lump sum of cash they will pay to you!

[–]executex 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even know what that is, but cash now sounds AWESOME!

[–]FifaKang12 5 points6 points ago

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What is with the *actual * Viking on the bus?? Those ads are odd. But it's my MONEY and I NEED IT NOW!

[–]Yboc 4 points5 points ago

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Haha, whoa. I find it quite ironic that the only other time I've ever heard JG Wentworth mentioned was earlier tonight when that was someone's name on Xbox Live.

[–]Lunchable_[S] 3 points4 points ago

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HA! I would have lost it if I came across that gamertag

[–]Yboc 0 points1 point ago

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It was funny because it sparked a moment where my friends and I just quoted the commercials and talked about how goofy they were. Then I ended up killing him with my helicopter...

[–]bencalder 8 points9 points ago

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"It's my money and I want to give JG Wentworth 20% of it NOW!"

[–]grytpype 1 point2 points ago

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Is it only 20%? I though the deal they offered would be way worse.

[–]DukeSC2 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]doomsdayhero 3 points4 points ago

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I feel like a missed a joke.....

[–]pavell 3 points4 points ago

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i like the part with spiderman

[–]ActuallySpaceCorgi 7 points8 points ago

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This is my favorite version of that commercial.

[–]only_one_name 0 points1 point ago

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well at least it wasn't r_spiders_link

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't know that this was a thing, but it is fucking awesome. Way better than the fucking rainbow cat. I'm gonna go huff some paint, get a strobe light, and put that shit on repeat.

[–]Xtreme05 1 point2 points ago

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I always have to turn the tv down when those commercials are on. Why do they yell so damn loud. ಠ_ಠ

[–]xLuky 6 points7 points ago

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BECAUSE ITS THEIR MONEY, AND THEY NEED IT NOW!

[–]mvpnick11 1 point2 points ago

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I have a structure settlement and i need cash now!

[–]hypertown 1 point2 points ago

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What does JG Wentworth actually do? Is it for people that need to be paid before pay day?

[–]upievotie5 1 point2 points ago

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If you're receiving payments over a period of years, they will pay you some percentage of the total value of the payments up front and then they will take all the payments from then on.

[–]plutocrat 1 point2 points ago

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Like what? Welfare? Settlements?

(Australian here, a little confused)

[–]oh_hi_Mark 1 point2 points ago

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Personal injury case settlements

[–]plutocrat 0 points1 point ago

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There are seriously enough of those in the US to allow for an industry of present value sharks? Holy crap.

[–]upievotie5 1 point2 points ago

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Insurance payments, lottery payments, court settlements. It has to be a string of payments over time that you have a legal right to receive and that you can assign to another party. This would not include welfare payments.

[–]jamespetersen 1 point2 points ago

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My brother and several of his internet friends (they met through the internet, now often in real life) used to use Skype a lot (before they discovered mumble) and they would prank call 800-numbers because they were free to call. One of the places they would always call was J.G. Wentworth. Most the time they'd get someone who would get tired of them real fast and hang up. Eventually they did manage to find a gentleman who worked there and hated his job. He spent hours in conference chat with my brother and his friends just talking about video games and shit. Was pretty funny.

[–]GoodLuckStevesy 1 point2 points ago

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*and i WANT it now

[–]padmadfan 1 point2 points ago

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I have a structured settlement but I want .12c on the dollar! Call J.G.Wentworth!

[–]kyoutenshi 1 point2 points ago

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There should be a spiderman picture subreddit.

[–]PaulGriffin 1 point2 points ago

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It's your money. Use it when you need it.

[–]CapNRoddy 1 point2 points ago

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It's my viral marketing campaign, and I need it now!

[–]truckstand 1 point2 points ago

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Went to see GWAR two weeks ago, and out of nowhere they started singing this song a cappella. The entire crowd sang along too, right on cue! Very fun show. RIP Flatus Maximus.

[–]cumulus_humilis 1 point2 points ago

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J.J. Jentworth

[–]CraziusMikeus 1 point2 points ago

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I was watching Network the other day on Netfilx, and i'm pretty sure they took the idea for that commercial from the movie. Maybe this is common knowledge for those who where around when the movie came out, but it was news to me. Excellent movie though.

[–]mb246 1 point2 points ago

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[–]CraziusMikeus 0 points1 point ago

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wow! you found the clip! here buddy, you've earned this upvote.

[–]AstralFeats 1 point2 points ago

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Damn that was brilliant.

[–]DoogerZOMG 1 point2 points ago

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877 CASH NOW!

[–]ETL4nubs 1 point2 points ago

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The viking dude!

[–]mages011 1 point2 points ago

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Those commercials bother the shit out of me, the fact this reminds me of them is bad. I still laughed though

[–]thenordicspirit 1 point2 points ago

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PERFECT

[–]Hector_Kur 1 point2 points ago

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877-CASH-NOW

[–]ArtemisHarper 3 points4 points ago

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next week I'm working on one of their commercials. I've been on set with A-list stars, and I'm not going to lie. I'm really looking forward to this one.

[–]bestlaidplans 1 point2 points ago

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it has just been made clear to me just how many people on reddit are home in the middle of the day.

[–]Mywhy 2 points3 points ago

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I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Call J.G. Wentworth! 877 CASH NOW I have an annuity but I need cash now. Call J.G. Wentworth! 877 CASH NOW 877 CASH NOW They've helped thousands, they'll help you, too. One lump sum of cash they will pay to you. If you get long term payments but you need cash now Call J.G. Wentworth 877 CASH NOW 877 CASH NOW 877 CASH NOW 877 CASH NOW Call jg wentworth 877 CASH NOW! CALL NOW

[–]laufwerkfehler 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to /b/ six months ago.

[–]novemberhascome2 2 points3 points ago

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So Welcome to reddit.

[–]Brenner14 1 point2 points ago*

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My friends and I would prank call these guys so much (just string them along for as long as possible before saying "It's my money and I need it now!") that eventually the call center would either close down entirely or plug my phone number into their automatic dialing machine and they would start prank calling ME. I would hang up the phone and it would instantly be ringing again, and it would be the same guy continuing the same conversation I'd just hung up on. Had to turn my phone off then tell them that my dad was a lawyer before they finally stopped.

[–]thelazarusproject 1 point2 points ago

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I prank called them a lot too, back when they had the commercials with that one old guy. I once had a 30 minute conversation trying to convince them to give me paint thinner for an annuity instead of cash.

[–]jackjackjackjackjack 2 points3 points ago

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Good job, you made some minimum wage call center employee's night just that much shittier.

[–]thelazarusproject 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, they thought it was hilarious. They were laughing more than I was.

[–]jackjackjackjackjack 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah that didn't happen, bro.

[–]Brenner14 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, bro, it did. Why would I make something like this up? For 5 karma? Nice try, J.G. Wentworth.

[–]NotActualIrony 0 points1 point ago

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How many things do you think people can submit directly from /b/ before redditors start to realize that 4chan is fucking hilarious?

[–]conrthomas 0 points1 point ago

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EARWORM

[–]SADoctorNick 0 points1 point ago

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It's telling that these only play on reruns during workdays.

[–]EvilHom3r 0 points1 point ago

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We need more Spiderman in this world.

[–]drummererb 0 points1 point ago

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What money? I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no good kiester off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. One, two, TEN!

Keep the change ya filthy animal

[–]jukebox_flies 0 points1 point ago

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GET OUT. That is all.

[–]always_a_rhyme 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care where, what time or how.

[–]midri 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this so funny!

[–]LumpySpacePrincess14 0 points1 point ago

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God that opera one grinds my guts...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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JG Wentworth is bullshit. call them and ask for cash now... they'll offer it to you later

[–]AlisonCreates 0 points1 point ago

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877 CASH NOW!

[–]Ihaveanusername 0 points1 point ago

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I love you.

[–]rockettman90 0 points1 point ago

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J.G. Wentworth says its YOUR money! Use it when YOU need it!!

[–]spenserbot 0 points1 point ago

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I frequently drunk dial j.g. Wentworth and tell them i want my money. So far it's not produced results...

[–]goducks206 0 points1 point ago

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i live in an apartment that has one of those J G westworth kinda windows that faces a busy street. endless drunk entertainment has been had informing passers by of whose money it is and when they need it

[–]RustyRobot 0 points1 point ago

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J. G. Wentworth ain't got shit on Jim Adler The Texas Fuckin' Hammer. Watched a commercial the other day where he brags about suing some punk ass bitch for $100,000 cuz some lady broke her ankle.

[–]troopertits 0 points1 point ago

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Why does this even have down votes?

[–]cippo25 0 points1 point ago

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so im bored and wanna start somthing. HOW THE FUCK DID THIS MAKE NUMBER ONE? this is shit. downvote. kame-hame-ha

[–]motoo344 0 points1 point ago

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I know people that work there, most of them are d bags.

[–]Azusa 0 points1 point ago

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This is priceless.

[–]Detlef_Schrempf 0 points1 point ago

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True story, my friend came up with that slogan.

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

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You know when I have to go to retirement home and all they do is leave on daytime television on the common room TV. I'm gonna blow my brains out after the 7th JG Wentworth commercial in an hour.

[–]alexunderwater 0 points1 point ago

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Nice Try J.G. Wentworth.

[–]SuperMegaJake 0 points1 point ago

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Read the title and immediately the song from the commercial started playing in my head.

[–]rsfkykiller 0 points1 point ago

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Bum ba dum ba dum ba dum

[–]scoped22 0 points1 point ago

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877 cash NOWWW!!!

[–]rlbond86 0 points1 point ago

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By the way, J.G. Wentworth is a rip-off. They just match you up with an annuity consolidation firm and then take a commission on your money.

[–]BusuB 0 points1 point ago

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877-cash-now!!!!

[–]alexchuck 0 points1 point ago

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you are now trolling in a Spiderman thread!@#$%&!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I NEEEDD CAASHH NOOOWWW

[–]Uriah_Heep 0 points1 point ago

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Don't make this a meme. What J.G. Wentworth does is a scam.

[–]dougthoreson 0 points1 point ago

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877 CASH NOW

[–]af01822 0 points1 point ago

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Has no one here seen Network? Makes me a sad panda that this is associated with this stupid thing and not that awesome movie.

[–]psymonp 0 points1 point ago

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is there a /r/ for these?

[–]Juicebox409 0 points1 point ago

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Have my upvotes. All of them.

[–]Excalibur32 0 points1 point ago

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Cool joke bro.

[–]katesfishcamp 0 points1 point ago

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Pay him, pay him double, pay him now!

[–]chefsay 0 points1 point ago

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http://us.battle.net/wow/en/search?q=jgwentworth

189 people playing as JG Wentworth, right now.

[–]douglasr007 1 point2 points ago

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Call JGWentworth 877-BUFFSNOW! If you have an Ele Shammy and you need buffs now! Call JGWentworth 877-BUFFSNOW! THERE MY BUFFS AND I WANT THEM NOW! Its your buffs, use them when you need them!

Ok, he wins.

[–]nicko1702 0 points1 point ago

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I know the Viking man (low bass) in this commercial. He is a brilliant director in the Phoenix theater community, and I good guy. Throws great ABC parties.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE

[–]ChoadFarmer 0 points1 point ago

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Tell them YOU. MEAN. BUSINESS.

[–]whyitisfunny 0 points1 point ago

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I wanted to let you know that you've received my downvote for reminding me of one of the most terrible commercials ever made. Though I think your mode of reference is funny, I cannot look past the fact that I am now reliving that hellish 30s nightmare again and again in my head. I just wanted to let you know, it's neither personal nor do I think you are unfunny, but because of the pain you have forced upon me, I have no option other than to downvote this in hopes that other people do not relive the pain in the same way I have.

That is all.

[–]Euriel -1 points0 points ago

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Let us not forget: 866-66-faster, you've got the Green Light!