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[–]german80 16 points17 points ago

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Whooo I'm getting thirsty, lets see if I can get a TAB

[–]the_shape 1 point2 points ago

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Nice.

have an upvote. I doubt you'll get many since most redditors weren't alive when Tab was a thing.

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 2 points3 points ago

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It's a Simpsons reference first and foremost.

[–]Saihna 1 point2 points ago

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It's referenced in Homestuck occasionally. Fans might notice it.

[–]PhoenixKnight 0 points1 point ago

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No time for that, the computer's starting.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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CD slot? I thought it was a cupholder.

[–]cntmason 2 points3 points ago

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Buahahahahhahah round cards!

[–]Jacosion 2 points3 points ago

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Ok now i want you to look at her picture. How old do you think she is? 20 or so right? She should not be trying to learn where the creddit card goes in her computer. She should damn well know that it doesnt work that way. There is no excuse for ignorance of this magnitude at her age. It is completly ok to laugh.

[–]gfkkarl 2 points3 points ago

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If you're going to be stupid DO it on Facebook so I can read it on reddit!

[–]kawojtulewicz 1 point2 points ago

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yikes.

[–]toasterbot 1 point2 points ago

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You have to put the card in the floppy drive! Duh!

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[–]tisraels -1 points0 points ago

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"Guys put their dicks in there to make them floppy." I would reply.

[–]77bc 2 points3 points ago

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Ask her if she fucks on first dates?

[–]h4xxor 1 point2 points ago

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what does she think the card reader slot is for?

[–]lesneigedantan 0 points1 point ago

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It only takes round cards

[–]auxiliary-character 0 points1 point ago

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It's the floppy drive this works for.

[–]wafrhest 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit, Rachel.

[–]shiftace92 0 points1 point ago

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im kidding.. tries it anyways ಠ_ಠ

[–]Tehdougler 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry it only takes round cards.

[–]autotimersshipments 0 points1 point ago

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lmao this link is hilarious ! almost as hilarious as this hilarious post! I am deffinatly saving this

[–]THEsolid85 0 points1 point ago

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godfuckingdamnit

[–]everydayfromwork 0 points1 point ago

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I heard the ipad can weight people. Is that real? Cause if it was that'd be like, so great!

EDIT: it doesn't

[–]littlemissdangerous 0 points1 point ago

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Bet you can watch her on webcam. She only takes PayPal though...

[–]1M_4W350M3 0 points1 point ago

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FACEPALM

[–]louieb39 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the BASH where the tech received a call that a woman broke her "cup holder" which in fact was really a cd-rom drive.

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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If you're going to double-troll, don't do it on Facebook...

[–]BigDirtE 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that was a cup holder?!?!?!?!?!

[–]Codester3 -1 points0 points ago

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I cant be the only one thinking that I don't want to live on this planet anymore....

[–]lurkersaurus -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah, if I believed every stupid and completely obviously fake bullshit I saw, I wouldnt want to live on the planet either.

[–]waterfoot -1 points0 points ago

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On a related note...does anyone know why my USB slot won't take my PayPal?

[–]murfi -1 points0 points ago

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she isnt kidding, she said "i tried it".

[–]Keybladed -1 points0 points ago

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But if people were not stupid on Facebook there would be less things to laugh at.

[–]AbheekEB -1 points0 points ago

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I wish I had friends like those

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I think she's joking and it's funny.

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[–]deanbmmv -1 points0 points ago

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I have one of these, but it doesn't connect to the PC like a smart card reader, generates a verification code instead.

However in the banks themselves they do use a smartcard reader type device like so (Along with a PINsentry)

[–]The_Lonely_Angel_ -1 points0 points ago

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when i read the round cards part i literally sat there clapping my hands like a seal i was laughing so hard. now my coworker thinks in a nut.

[–]CaptainTako -1 points0 points ago

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ROUND CARDS?!?

[–]BigAngryAsian -1 points0 points ago

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These things would blow her mind.

[–]Renmauzuo -3 points-2 points ago

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Yeah, how dare someone ask questions and try to learn! I mean, what she said was pretty silly, but at least she's trying to learn, which I'd say is still better than making fun of your Facebook friends for the sake of Reddit karma. =p

[–]kekekekekekekeke -2 points-1 points ago

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oh. my. god.

for a while i forgot what CD slots were = =

[–]usesunblock -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't understand why you blur out her last name. She'll never learn until she is publicly embarrassed. You're slowing down the learning curve. When the next generation is even dumber than this one, I'm blaming you toastytoast00.