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[–]DumbSillyBaby 6 points7 points ago

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How long has it been since lolcats were funny?

[–]pIIE -1 points0 points ago

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I'll answer your question with a question; How old are you?

[–]jakebluu 0 points1 point ago

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CLOSER TO SKYRIM AND MW3

[–]risumon 0 points1 point ago

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Oh wait, I'm a cat. Everyday is weekends!

[–]Cinnvext 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck is wrong with its right eye?

[–]micahshell -1 points0 points ago

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I'm more yay only 4 more days to Skyrim comes out!

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

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Today was the best Sunday of the year. 1 extra hour of not being Monday.

[–]deathbysatelite -2 points-1 points ago

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This just made me horribly depressed.

[–]haux -2 points-1 points ago

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I wish I could downvote this twice.

[–]Dyrty -5 points-4 points ago

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i just went through and downvoted all the comments. cept yours. and that other guy.

[–]cafezinho -1 points0 points ago

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What lovely eyes you have, wistful cat!

[–]kahbn -1 points0 points ago

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I have to work saturday and sunday. every saturday and sunday.

fuck your "weekend".

[–]lefthandpisces -5 points-4 points ago

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...and all I did was browse reddit

[–]samolang -5 points-4 points ago

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Am I the only one that enjoys going to work?

[–]samolang 0 points1 point ago

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downvotes? i'll take that as a yes.

[–]janzend -3 points-2 points ago

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Fuck no, that's a cat. For him it's the best day ever again tomorrow.

[–]isoptimus -2 points-1 points ago

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Long Dark Teatime of the Soul...

[–]erinkeely -2 points-1 points ago

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I recently got Sundays off. And got NFL Sunday Ticket. So they're kind of awesome :)

[–]HZAres -2 points-1 points ago

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stay up until 6 am, "technically it is still weekend!!"

[–]t0ny7 -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha! I'm unemployed! I have nothing to do on Monday! Nothing at all. :(

Every now and again I still think "Damn, I don't want to go to school tomorrow." Even though I've been out of high school for five years.

[–]RedRevolver -3 points-2 points ago

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screw that I work weekends. school is a relief. more the THE WEEKEND IS ALMOST OVER THANK GOD

[–]hambone1 -3 points-2 points ago

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Sunday and being unemployed..... going to have to drink on Monday morning again.....

[–]chrisostermann -3 points-2 points ago

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Service industry... sunday = friday

[–]GTiHOV -3 points-2 points ago

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didnt have a weekend to begin with :/

[–]Killen4money -3 points-2 points ago

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I have a 4 day weekend!

[–]Neolithic -3 points-2 points ago

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Unemployed....always the weekend here..... :(

[–]Randomacts -3 points-2 points ago

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And I have still not done my Home work.. .Lol...

[–]Mark_Lincoln -3 points-2 points ago

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Pit Bull Poppers.

Throw a kitten to your favorite pit bull today.