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[–]myebisu 34 points35 points ago

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Hey, that's Royce Hall! Go UCLA!

[–]2-ScoopIceCream 10 points11 points ago

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clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap U clap clap clap C clap clap clap L clap clap clap A clap clap clap U-C-L-A FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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[–]Isentrope 3 points4 points ago

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It's a brown bear. For all the crap we get for having a hand-me-down from Cal, at least bruins aren't extinct :/

[–]Exogenic 4 points5 points ago

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Cal here, let's just agree Trojans are extinct too (and a tree is a bullshit mascot).

[–]nymusix 1 point2 points ago

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Trojans aren't extinct unless you mean to imply that humanity is extinct. In a more relative sense, Trojans are Turks today.

[–]original-finder 20 points21 points ago

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Original Submission (100%): College in a nutshell

Posted: 9h before this post by ZineZ (fixed by stubbornyouth)

This comment generated by an automated bot. Is this match wrong?

[–]pilord 7 points8 points ago

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I love you. Have my cyborg babies, please.

[–]andrewth09 14 points15 points ago

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Looks shopped, i can tell by the pixels.

[–]Geeblerful 2 points3 points ago

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What gave it away for me was the white background. Whoever shopped this could have at least tried to cover that up if he wanted to fool us.

[–]hatboysam 3 points4 points ago

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My thought process:

See original post

Think "I could totally photoshop a picture of a college into a nutshell and get mad link karma"

Think "Nope, that's just about the last thing Reddit needs"

Continue making my front page purple.

[–]Kinghunter60 2 points3 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]walrusbot 2 points3 points ago

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r/pistachios

[–]FallingFearless 4 points5 points ago

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HELP I'M IN A NUTSHELL!

HOW DID I GET IN THIS NUTSHELL!?!?!

Look at the size of this bloody great big nutshell. What sort of shell has a nut, like this? This is crazy...

[–]blueisthecolor 1 point2 points ago

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came looking for austin powers quote, left happy.

[–]ThreeHolePunch 6 points7 points ago

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why does this shit get upvoted?

[–]harrywhite1 4 points5 points ago

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Not enough people like you hanging out in new.

[–]stubbornyouth[S] 0 points1 point ago

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because it's stupid. bitches love stupid shit..

[–]daidandyy 1 point2 points ago

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UCLA FTW. hehe.

[–]BiggityBates 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you can't argue with that logic....

[–]Zackeriess 0 points1 point ago

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actually, that looks like a university in a nut shell. TMYK

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

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[–]harrywhite1 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, way too literal.

[–]skippybit8 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, that's my school?! And I's not posted on r/ucla.. I can't decide if that's a creepy or cool coincidence.

[–]BenoitWaffle -1 points0 points ago

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Austin Powers basically made this joke back in 1997. Try to give credit next time.

[–]Zeppelanoid -1 points0 points ago

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Wasn't it in Wayne's World II?

[–]joeythehobo 2 points3 points ago

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To be fair, it was still Mike Myers

[–]ngtstkr -1 points0 points ago

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I came here for the nut puns, help a brother out?

[–]unfallible -2 points-1 points ago

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That's actually a picture of a college in a nutshell

[–]Hellstruelight -2 points-1 points ago

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thank you this was what i was expecting. victory is yours