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[–]nasfwgtd 6 points7 points ago

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I don't have to poop anymore

[–]Mrubuto 2 points3 points ago

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...ever

[–]Xelronia 10 points11 points ago

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And those were only the spiders you could see.

[–]afternoon_nap 8 points9 points ago

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THEY HAVE INVISIBLE SPIDERS?!?!?! YAHHHHHH!!!!!

[–]cyclefreaksix 4 points5 points ago

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Australia you scary.

[–]dknock 2 points3 points ago

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Its considered very un-Australian to be worried by stuff like this. The usual reaction would be take a 30 minute dump while reading the sports pages.

[–]guitarchar 2 points3 points ago

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and NOW its time for some r/aww

[–]snehituralu 2 points3 points ago

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I shrieked within half a second, and covered the screen. I would slap you if I could. Seriously, you gave NO WARNING... I'm out. (Not funny.)

[–]QuietManiac 1 point2 points ago

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It DID have Australia in the title...

[–]woopsifarted 4 points5 points ago

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True. "Australia" is pretty much the same thing as "NSFL"

[–]Pantskat 5 points6 points ago

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NOPENOPENOPE

[–]petedawes 1 point2 points ago

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hardest I've ever NOPE'd on reddit.

[–]Pantskat 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]Jeffmonkey -1 points0 points ago

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Chuck Testa?

[–]Pantskat 0 points1 point ago

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There's a bear in my bed!!

[–]buellsupertt 1 point2 points ago

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great...now how am i supposed to ever use a toilet again you bastard

[–]Splatterh0use 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, I didn't want to sleep anyway.

[–]lalindsey 1 point2 points ago

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I hate you :(

[–]c4toYOdoor 1 point2 points ago

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my asshole clenched when that thing jumped on his shoe

[–]wojosmith 2 points3 points ago

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You guys must have really pissed off God at some point. How you people stay alive from day to day amazes me.

[–]unheimlich -3 points-2 points ago

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You are aware it's fake, right?

[–]siberian502 1 point2 points ago

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NONONONNONONONNONONONONOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO MORE INTERNET TONIGHT, I'M OUT...

[–]xsammhooverx 1 point2 points ago

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NONONONONONONONONONONO. fuck no. seeing this has seriously scarred me.

[–]EricTboneJackson 1 point2 points ago

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If there is a god, he clearly didn't intend for people to live in Australia, and they're not getting the hint.

(No disrespect to my Australian homies; it's no wonder Australian men are so tough. But seriously, fuck Australia...)

[–]Phapeu 1 point2 points ago

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I usually never leave the house, but we went to Australia recently—the whole family was there—it was a ridiculous place. Located three quarters of a mile from the surface of the sun, people audibly crackling as they walk past you on the street. That's why they all barbecue, you don't need to cook somewhere like that, you just bring the shit out, fling it on a grill and it bursts into flames. It's not supposed to be inhabited, and when they're not doing that, frying themselves outside, they all fling themselves into the sea, which is inhabited almost exclusively by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all in there.

Dylan Moran.

[–]Herkamer77 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that I'm sitting on a toilet right now makes this about a million times worse...

[–]XM10ADefiant 0 points1 point ago

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I dont want to live on this planet anymore. Im out.

[–]tbone711 0 points1 point ago

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Am i the only one that thought he was just going to flush the toilet.

[–]aMANescape 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm toilet or shit-my-pants????... shit-my-pants

[–]halfpastbored 0 points1 point ago

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I just fucking jumped in my chair. I love koalas and kangaroos and all but that totally ruined Australia for me...

[–]evilgenius232 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the water was going to spin backwards.

[–]swarmofgiraffes 0 points1 point ago

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This is clearly the ad for a depends commercial.

[–]spartanmammal 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this several times. Then I noticed that there were two. One spider is enough. Two is a lot. The face of the matter is that there is probably another.

Fuck. That. Shit.

[–]fantastikrauss 0 points1 point ago

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[–]Sinnott147 0 points1 point ago

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They would have had health bars if that was in Australia.

[–]antonbe 0 points1 point ago

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That looks very fake.

[–]pomo 6 points7 points ago

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Nah, you get spiders hiding under the dunny seat often. The further into the tropics you go, the more you see them.

Mostly they live in outdoor or public toilets like the one in the gif. Urban and suburban Australians have insect screen doors, but you still get the odd one inside. Those spiders a big, but we all know they're harmless, they're called hunstmen. I have a pic in my phone that I'm going to upload sometime of a wasp dragging one of those back to it's nest. They're not scary if an insect can defeat them, and their bite is not even bee-sting painful. Redbacks hurt a lot more.

[–]unheimlich -3 points-2 points ago

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Except it is fake.

[–]pomo 1 point2 points ago

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Yes... big, juicy, soft American... it's fake.

[–]unheimlich 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. Yes, it is. Pretty easy to tell also.

[–]pomo 0 points1 point ago

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You can tell from the pixels?

[–]unheimlich 0 points1 point ago

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Yep. That and the movement of the spider defies the physical capabilities of any spider I have ever seen, and the guys foot kicking it doesn't even match up.

[–]pomo 0 points1 point ago

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You haven't seen a huntsman! Those fuckers will JUMP AT YOU from walls, man.

[–]unheimlich 0 points1 point ago

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That is very true.

Fuck those things.

[–]pomo 0 points1 point ago

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They're just looking after themselves, man. They're cool.

[–]incandemon 1 point2 points ago

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And old.

[–]ChaosFireV -2 points-1 points ago

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE