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[–]Liar_tuck 158 points159 points ago

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Pretty sure he just made 20 bucks on a bet.

[–][deleted] 98 points99 points ago

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Nah, this is a guy who goes around doing this a lot. He has a video compilation of him doing this to a ton of people. When I saw this gif I thought it was pretty funny but after watching the compilation and seeing him doing it over and over and most of the people realizing what he did, you just kinda want to punch him.

[–]chase_the_dragon 39 points40 points ago

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Yea here's the video.

[–]DeliciousPi 13 points14 points ago

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That wasn't as bad as I expected until he licked a TOILET SEAT.

[–]cleo_ 23 points24 points ago

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Admittedly, a Gay Pride parade is just about the safest place to do this sort of thing.

[–]nenapod1 3 points4 points ago

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I've been to pride parades. If someone randomly licked me, I'd break their nose.

[–]bncunome 3 points4 points ago

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Alternate Title: Lickin' for Lolz

[–]jokr004 3 points4 points ago

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Damn, I would've licked some of those guys too!

[–]transition_mechanism 1 point2 points ago

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Ha. Assault can be funny. The funniest part is that half of those people looked back like, "Wait! Where are you going?"

[–]draculthemad 1 point2 points ago

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Used to have a guy at work like this. He licked someones lady friend at a holiday party.

No one was amused.

Cops were called, He was fired.

[–]lolwutpear 0 points1 point ago

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I like to see how far down in the comments I need to go to find the original submission.

[–]Razor_Storm 20 points21 points ago

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Well I mean his shirt does say "huge dick"

[–]transition_mechanism 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, he does come with an appropriate label.

[–]honda27 3 points4 points ago

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That's kinda funny I had the backwards reaction. After watching the video it looks harmless and hilarious. I'm impressed with how cool with it most people were. I noticed a definite relation between attractiveness and how upset the person was.

[–]Liar_tuck 11 points12 points ago

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Really? I mean I can see it on a bet. But just for kicks to post online, yeah I kinda wanna punch him in face.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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yea it's funny here cus he got away with it, the guy didn't know what happened but in his compilation, he pretty much does it out in the open and the people he does it too clearly see him and understandably so get pissed off. and he just does it over and over again.

[–]NeverGonnaVoteYouUp 0 points1 point ago

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He's a huge dick. Says so right on his shirt.

[–]Armbyants 6 points7 points ago

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Either way, it's hilarious.

[–]jschultz84 1 point2 points ago

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His name is Jon Finerty. He lives in Chicago. I used to work with him. If you guys really want to meet him, I could more than likely make that happen.

[–]Batman_Von_Suparman2 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I love reddit. You meet new people everyday!

[–]hoptopop 0 points1 point ago

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easy money

[–]Calber4 51 points52 points ago

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He seems like a huge dick.

[–]zalapa89 2 points3 points ago

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Oh that's what he meant. I thought he was saying he is well endowed.

[–]axiomatic_fallacy 12 points13 points ago

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its the guy from lickin' chicks. pretty sure thats in here somewhere.

[–]Cronus88 3 points4 points ago

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Holy fuck that guy has balls. He's lucky no one got pissed enough to actually call the cops and follow him, then press charges.

[–]readforit 45 points46 points ago

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careful! He has a huge dick!

[–]vashonite 31 points32 points ago

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In this context I believe he just is a huge dick.

[–]readforit 1 point2 points ago

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a huge dick with a huge dick

[–]HakunaMatataSC 2 points3 points ago

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Yo dawg, we heard you like huge dicks...

[–]SnoobY 10 points11 points ago

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Thats what his shirt says

[–]Petninja 5 points6 points ago

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I thought it said Horse Dick... I am disappoint.

[–]this_here_giraffe 1 point2 points ago

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The two don't necessarily have to be mutually exclusive...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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His balls are pretty huge too. Total boss, that guy.

[–]Sybock- 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like Bob Odenkirk.

[–]the_annex 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl-F'ed for "Bob", and not at all sad that someone else saw that, too.

[–]gadorp 3 points4 points ago

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Wanna meet that dad.

[–]shitprincess 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I thought when I saw this! doo dah doo doo

[–]KratistJo 6 points7 points ago

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I accidentally clicked on your user name, Dakshesh. I spent the next 20 minutes going through your comments and links trying to figure out why someone would want to meet you. After said searching, you seem like an interesting guy. I would like to meet you.

[–]D8c0 6 points7 points ago

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This is why I choose not to be bald

[–]themisc 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe you do want to meet him, but don't let him sneak up on you

[–]QueenPingu 1 point2 points ago

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I wish i was tall enough to do that!!

[–]shoziku 1 point2 points ago

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mmMMmm, tastes like a peanut!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for "HUGE DICK" shirt

[–]mizerydearia 1 point2 points ago

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[–]reverse_gif 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Watsons 1 point2 points ago

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That guy is a huge dick.

[–]Pzora 1 point2 points ago

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I want to be that guy.

[–]tired_eyes 1 point2 points ago

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the taste in his mouth upon walking away.

oh god why.

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 1 point2 points ago

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A true assassin; a blade in a crowd.

[–]anikas88 3 points4 points ago

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tasty bald sweat

[–]PassageBird 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe he has a shirt that says "Big Tongue" too.

[–]my_dog_eats_raw_meat 4 points5 points ago

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Here you go.

Repost :(

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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well done, I'm sure the reddit police will be happy with your work.

[–]kitkatsareevil 1 point2 points ago

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That's the first thing on reddit to make me laugh out loud today. Good work!

[–]snakers 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think even the most highly qualified Seal team 6 solider or ninja could've licked that guy's head and escaped into the crowd in such a stealth manner.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]CodySmash 0 points1 point ago

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source?

[–]HobKing 0 points1 point ago

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That's dangerous business. The guy's friend definitely saw that something happened.

[–]PanoramicPanda 0 points1 point ago

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Johnathan Finn I do believe.

[–]gthec9909 0 points1 point ago

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Read the shirt. Just read the damn shirt.

[–]RickRussellTX 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you already have.

[–]oper619 0 points1 point ago

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AMA Request

[–]globus243 0 points1 point ago

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I mean his t-shirt says it all

[–]Abboody 0 points1 point ago

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I can see how the shirt fits.

[–]Deacon 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about his dick, but his balls are apparently enormous.

[–]skippyG 0 points1 point ago

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His shirt states the obvious: "Huge Dick", and I don't think that's referring to his appendage.

[–]JLow1864 0 points1 point ago

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I want to stop seeing this guy doing this on the Internet everyday.

[–]tokeallday 0 points1 point ago

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He would probably lick you as a greeting

[–]abrahamisaninja 0 points1 point ago

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I'm ok. Apparently he has a huge dick.

[–]SquishyComet 0 points1 point ago

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I convinced my roommate to do this to one of our friends while we were all playing video games. all he could do was pause and look around the room in confusion.

[–]Jumin 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer Remi for my daily dose of jassackery

[–]Xerticle 0 points1 point ago

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His shirt says "Huge Dick"

[–]mrluke 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cypherreddit 0 points1 point ago

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double entendre referencing guy's shirt/actions

[–]Soup_and_a_Roll 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant T-shirt name

[–]KingTsu 0 points1 point ago

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You'll probably have to shave your head if you want to meet him.

[–]starcaptain05 0 points1 point ago

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Appropriate Shirt

[–]ReZGuL 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen something before. But i had to laugh

[–]emkael 0 points1 point ago

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I want too. You don't get such a smooth head to lick every day.

[–]Maurice_Del_Taco 0 points1 point ago

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this guy was on Oprah no joke

[–]keithernandezstache 0 points1 point ago

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Better call saul?

[–]FreePeteRose -1 points0 points ago

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I don't think it is very funny. You do something like that you better be ready to fight.

[–]clannoobz -5 points-4 points ago

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Sir, you deserve this upvote. Enjoy.

[–]sgtscherer -1 points0 points ago

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Here is your reposter's badge. Wear it proudly.

[–]planet_rob -1 points0 points ago

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WHY?

[–]thratty -1 points0 points ago

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He seems like a huge dick.

[–]incith -1 points0 points ago

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I want to meet you...so I can kick you in the face for these stupid gifs

[–]MeDiggingMyGrave -2 points-1 points ago

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Walking in a "Huge Dick" T-shirts licking blad heads like a BOSS!

[–]SweetSweetSilence -3 points-2 points ago

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Haha I've seen this before. And it's still hilarious.

[–]TheOhmu -3 points-2 points ago

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He's also wearing a shirt that says "BIG DICK" This guy is obviously a BAWS.

[–]GovernmentBubble -5 points-4 points ago

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FAKE