Attempting to cook anything but ramen noodles

username802 · 9 months

Learn to cook. Bitches love food.

skeddles · 9 months

it's really really really not that hard boil some real pasta and dump some sauce in a jar, voila, food

jettrscga · 9 months

Your result was a lot tamer than mine.

Timmac · 9 months

r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuud

bvanman · 9 months

Practice. Practice practice practice. Fuck up tons and keep trying. Eventually you will be a top chef!

Navae26 · 9 months

How I make ramen: put water on stove, add frozen peas. While water and peas are heating up cut up some onion and smoked sausage. Add both to the water/peas. Add noodles and cook until boiling. Add the spice and some cayene pepper for flavor. When its all done, drain to the point where only a little water remains. Reduce heat, add 3 slices of cheese and stur until cheese is melted and creamy. I usually use Chicken Raman. Sometimes I fry chicken and add it instead of the sausage.

Pravusmentis · 9 months

dude.. Slow Cooker!!

there is even a reddit for it, but ry /r/food

monkeyvselephant · 9 months

It's really not hard to cook basic meals.

MyVery1stThrowAway · 9 months

Relevant

frickindeal · 9 months

Chicken breasts or tenders, raw. Cheap. You can feed two people for under $4.

Take out of the package and rinse in hot water from the tap. Place on paper towels to dry, then slice into long strips. Grab a bowl and a bit of flour. Add dried oregano, basil, onion powder and garlic powder. Just throw it all in the same bowl. Dredge your chicken strips in this mixture, coating them thoroughly.

Heat up 2 tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil (or any cheap oil if you're a farmer) in a sautee pan (any frying pan will work). Get that oil pretty hot. Put chicken in pan. Turn over when bottoms show a bit of brown. Cook until ready (10 minutes total -- no more). Now, you have options. You could deglaze the pan with chicken stock or vegetable stock or beer, wine, etc. Add a bit of the flour and you have a gravy going. Add the chicken back in for a couple minutes and serve. Or screw deglazing and throw BBQ sauce on the chicken for a minute. Or stir fry sauce. Or Siracha the fuck out of it. You could use honey, any hot sauce you have around, ranch dressing, etc. Salt and pepper at the end. Rice makes a nice complement.

Or, boil some pasta to go with it. Easy shit: bring water to boil, add pasta, 9 minutes to al dente, 10 minutes to "done". No more or it's sticky. Drain it and toss it with your chicken and add any cheap pasta sauce or just garlic and butter heated in a pan. Garlic powder works in a pinch. Season the whole thing with the dried oregano before serving. Tasty shit.

[deleted] · 9 months

You know, they have simple instructions you can follow that detail how to prepare food for consumption.

Harke · 9 months

Hot Pockets. Bitch Please.

cyrena · 9 months

You really ought to widen your range of cooking skills. I've got mine up to:

Open can, dump contents in bowl, microwave.
Remove box from freezer, pull up that plastic in the corner, microwave.
Remove item from box in freezer, insert into toaster.
Locate box in pantry, pour contents into bowl, pour milk into bowl.

Mylaptopisburningme · 9 months

Are you 10? If you can heat water you can make spaghetti or pasta, and you can put anything in those and eat hot or cold.

shadow85 · 9 months

This was the first "real" meal I learned to cook for my self. Best decision ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

Zalitara · 9 months

What is ramen noodles? I hear so much talk about this on reddit. Are ramen noodles somehow different from regular noodles?

Siethron · 9 months

pizza? really?

Gigaffect · 9 months

More like: "I've made a huge mistake!"

fuzzynyanko · 9 months

At least try cooking something like eggs in a frying pan.

Initforthecats · 9 months

That's funny I'm just now watching this movie.

b0utch · 9 months

Cooking is simple....

eddy_butler · 9 months

Well this needs to be rage face'd

funny

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