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Hand of God (4.bp.blogspot.com)
submitted 12 months ago by [deleted]
[–]Tbone139 31 points32 points33 points 12 months ago
Adam can't wait to get a fig leaf.
[–]englabenny 28 points29 points30 points 12 months ago
uh, but I thought god created man in his own image?
[–]KnuttyD 10 points11 points12 points 12 months ago
Bazinga!
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 12 months ago
Looks like a small one will do.
The Vatican took care of that for the altar fresco in the Sistine Chapel, The Last Judgment. Apparently it's still ok to be nekkid if you're on the ceiling and have just a small penis, but the altar wall is a different thing entirely.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Judgment_%28Michelangelo%29
The genitalia in the fresco were covered 24 years later (when the Council of Trent condemned nudity in religious art) by the artist Daniele da Volterra,
[–]Nithix 41 points42 points43 points 12 months ago
Doingy doingy doingy doingy
[–]PatronofSnark 13 points14 points15 points 12 months ago
Like the sound those springy door stoppers make.
[–]Nithix 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
thupupupupuppupupppupup
[–]Sarcasm_Llama 23 points24 points25 points 12 months ago
Lol. God must be a Republican congressman.
[–]Jucoy 47 points48 points49 points 12 months ago
NSFW!
[–]FeierInMeinHose 18 points19 points20 points 12 months ago
FUUUUUUCK. I was like "Oh, it doesn't have NSFW tag so it must be something not perverted", nope. I hate the OP with the intensity of 1 trillion Yahwehs.
[–]Makkyo 40 points41 points42 points 12 months ago
so.... no hatred?
[–]FeierInMeinHose 10 points11 points12 points 12 months ago
No... a lot of hatred. Much like Voldemort has hatred for Harry Potter even though he is a fictional character.
[–]fishfishmonkeyhat -4 points-3 points-2 points 12 months ago
Other than the NSFW tag I see there.
[–]Jucoy 8 points9 points10 points 12 months ago
The NSFW tag was added after my post.
[–]fishfishmonkeyhat 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
I did not know you could do that.
[–]Jucoy 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
I don't think the OP can do it but I know Mods can.
[–]GhostedAccount -1 points0 points1 point 12 months ago
It is art, so it technically is not.
[–]Eon89 52 points53 points54 points 12 months ago
This is my favorite gif ever.
[–]Wade_W_Wilson 34 points35 points36 points 12 months ago
"No homo" - god
[–]kingvolcano 4 points5 points6 points 12 months ago
as long as balls aren't touching it isn't gay
[–]KyleGibson 7 points8 points9 points 12 months ago
only true quote of the bible
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 12 months ago
Look at it while listening to this
[–]KingMotion 9 points10 points11 points 12 months ago
Or this
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 12 months ago
[–]FuhQue 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
[–]PrzD 4 points5 points6 points 12 months ago
[–]BantamBasher135 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
AND MY AXE!
[–]NinjaHighfive 20 points21 points22 points 12 months ago
r/atheism has gone full circlejerk.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 12 months ago
But we've got God himself in the circle. That's pretty good, right?
[–]yarmulke 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
Yup. Downvoted this post simply because what the fuck does it have to do with atheism?
[–]Kitts 7 points8 points9 points 12 months ago*
Why oh why did I click on this while drinking something?
Also, posted 4 hours ago
[–]galient5 17 points18 points19 points 12 months ago
loling out loud right now.
[–]Ginga 37 points38 points39 points 12 months ago
Laugh out louding out loud right now
[–]extreme999 7 points8 points9 points 12 months ago
Exactly.
[–]StumpHarvey 5 points6 points7 points 12 months ago
Dick move. (not a clever remark, pointing to the fact the picture is of a dick and said dick is moving, but merely a statement that in the wake of a frontpage post on using NSFW tag liberally, you have deliberately posted a picture of a guys animated dick without utilizing the appropriate tag. Thus the phrase: dick move)
[–]ForWhatReason 5 points6 points7 points 12 months ago
I suppose someone's gonna have to start a r/TrueAtheism now that shit like this is hugely upvoted.
[–]nerdyshades 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Rule #34
[–]Thohi 5 points6 points7 points 12 months ago
This made me laugh far more than it should have.
[–]last1here 11 points12 points13 points 12 months ago
What does this have to do with atheism?
[–]Creeggsbnl 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
If god DOES exist, does he fondle cocks? I think the Catholic Church might know a thing or two.
[–]last1here 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
Well he does not exist. The criminal organization that is the Catholic Church taught themselves the activity of fondling cocks
[–]JamiHatz 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
what did i just click on? ಠ_ಠ
[–]Sushispook 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
You know the noise those wall-mounted doorstop springs make when you bend them and let them go? Got that in your head. Good, now you're really all set with this picture.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
"You like that don't you. WELL IF YOU EVER DO IT YOU'LL BURN FOR ETERNITY"
[–]nTekno 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
If god were real he wouldn't let us make him gay in photos.
[–]robmyers 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Floodland and driven apart.
[–]mtc2010 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Best gif ever!
[–]mrcloudies 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Oh what glorious blasphemery!
This is funny, but has nothing to do with atheism at all. It just makes r/atheism look like a load of assholes who constantly make fun of anything religious.
[–]Rabble_Arouser 2 points3 points4 points 12 months ago
I just knew he was a grower and not a shower.
[–]ElephantTeeth 3 points4 points5 points 12 months ago
That's not God, that's just Adam and Steve.
[–]reflectivity 3 points4 points5 points 12 months ago
That is the best .gif ever. EVER!
[–]keeblur 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Ya that's pretty NSFW, especially when you start laughing your ass off at work and people wonder wtf you are doing.
[–]kaj519 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Dick flick!
[–]painperdu 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
Well, god does seem to be very concerned with sex organs.
[–]dboggia 1 point2 points3 points 12 months ago
so hypnotic and not gay.
[–]MazidTR 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
aaaaaand that's coffee all over my keyboard. Thanks :/
(XD)
[–]fastr1337 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
i lol'd so hard. thank you.
[–]hatever 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
hot! lol
[–]extinct_fizz 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
I opened that image as the "Stop, now wiggle with it" part of "from the window to the wall" started playing on my radio. O_o
[–]technosasquatch 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
cant wait till someone posts this to r/christianity
[–]WinterInJapan 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
PENIS JOKES ALL AROUND!
[–]TheSecretMe 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
That's the most blasphemous thing I've seen in a long time. Made me lol.
[–]Norweigianish 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
My penis does *not * bend like that...
[–]WilliamTellAll 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
i fucking lost it. good find, thank you OP.
[–]Killhas 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
He's (a) playing God.
[–]monkeysawmonkeydid 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
i can't stop laughing at this! does that make me an atheist?
[–]ZombieAcademy 0 points1 point2 points 12 months ago
The human penis is nature's rubber chicken. Always funny.
To be fair, I bet god does give pretty awesome hand jobs.
[–]pdowling -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 months ago
Wow, this place has really gone to shit. It's like reading youtube comments. What the fuck does this have to do with atheism?
[–]BarcodeNinja -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 months ago
and r/Atheism sinks to a new low.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 12 months ago
This really does a lot to sum up the general mindset of r/atheism.
[–]Strkszone -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 months ago
Lmfao!
[–]duck_butter -1 points0 points1 point 12 months ago
Tally whacker
[–]Talibandito -1 points0 points1 point 12 months ago
Think about how many high fives he's going to get after he tells everyone god touched his dick.
[–]Machinarist -1 points0 points1 point 12 months ago
Not gay at all
[–]mattyJbird -1 points0 points1 point 12 months ago
i laughed WAY to hard at this.
[–]robbydb -1 points0 points1 point 12 months ago
Frontispiece?
Look, I don’t want to go through a whole song and dance with you. You’re going to love it. Y-You just can’t do anything that violates the original painting, like giggling or itching. They do allow some nervous crying, but you can tell they don’t like it.
[–]emospartan911 -1 points0 points1 point 12 months ago
I can never browse reddit without a bucket to puke in again.
[–]ahora -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Another rational and open minded post or r/atheism
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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