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[–]Tbone139 31 points32 points ago

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[–]englabenny 28 points29 points ago

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uh, but I thought god created man in his own image?

[–]KnuttyD 10 points11 points ago

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Bazinga!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like a small one will do.

The Vatican took care of that for the altar fresco in the Sistine Chapel, The Last Judgment. Apparently it's still ok to be nekkid if you're on the ceiling and have just a small penis, but the altar wall is a different thing entirely.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Judgment_%28Michelangelo%29

The genitalia in the fresco were covered 24 years later (when the Council of Trent condemned nudity in religious art) by the artist Daniele da Volterra,

[–]Nithix 41 points42 points ago

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Doingy doingy doingy doingy

[–]PatronofSnark 13 points14 points ago

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Like the sound those springy door stoppers make.

[–]Nithix 1 point2 points ago

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thupupupupuppupupppupup

[–]Sarcasm_Llama 23 points24 points ago

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Lol. God must be a Republican congressman.

[–]Jucoy 47 points48 points ago

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NSFW!

[–]FeierInMeinHose 18 points19 points ago

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FUUUUUUCK. I was like "Oh, it doesn't have NSFW tag so it must be something not perverted", nope. I hate the OP with the intensity of 1 trillion Yahwehs.

[–]Makkyo 40 points41 points ago

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so.... no hatred?

[–]FeierInMeinHose 10 points11 points ago

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No... a lot of hatred. Much like Voldemort has hatred for Harry Potter even though he is a fictional character.

[–]fishfishmonkeyhat -4 points-3 points ago

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Other than the NSFW tag I see there.

[–]Jucoy 8 points9 points ago

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The NSFW tag was added after my post.

[–]fishfishmonkeyhat 0 points1 point ago

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I did not know you could do that.

[–]Jucoy 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think the OP can do it but I know Mods can.

[–]GhostedAccount -1 points0 points ago

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It is art, so it technically is not.

[–]Eon89 52 points53 points ago

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This is my favorite gif ever.

[–]Wade_W_Wilson 34 points35 points ago

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"No homo" - god

[–]kingvolcano 4 points5 points ago

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as long as balls aren't touching it isn't gay

[–]KyleGibson 7 points8 points ago

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only true quote of the bible

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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[–]KingMotion 9 points10 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]FuhQue 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PrzD 4 points5 points ago

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[–]BantamBasher135 2 points3 points ago

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AND MY AXE!

[–]NinjaHighfive 20 points21 points ago

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r/atheism has gone full circlejerk.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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But we've got God himself in the circle. That's pretty good, right?

[–]yarmulke 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. Downvoted this post simply because what the fuck does it have to do with atheism?

[–]Kitts 7 points8 points ago*

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Why oh why did I click on this while drinking something?

Also, posted 4 hours ago

[–]galient5 17 points18 points ago

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loling out loud right now.

[–]Ginga 37 points38 points ago

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Laugh out louding out loud right now

[–]extreme999 7 points8 points ago

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Exactly.

[–]StumpHarvey 5 points6 points ago

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Dick move. (not a clever remark, pointing to the fact the picture is of a dick and said dick is moving, but merely a statement that in the wake of a frontpage post on using NSFW tag liberally, you have deliberately posted a picture of a guys animated dick without utilizing the appropriate tag. Thus the phrase: dick move)

[–]ForWhatReason 5 points6 points ago

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I suppose someone's gonna have to start a r/TrueAtheism now that shit like this is hugely upvoted.

[–]nerdyshades 2 points3 points ago

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Rule #34

[–]Thohi 5 points6 points ago

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This made me laugh far more than it should have.

[–]last1here 11 points12 points ago

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What does this have to do with atheism?

[–]Creeggsbnl 0 points1 point ago

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If god DOES exist, does he fondle cocks? I think the Catholic Church might know a thing or two.

[–]last1here 2 points3 points ago

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Well he does not exist. The criminal organization that is the Catholic Church taught themselves the activity of fondling cocks

[–]JamiHatz 1 point2 points ago

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what did i just click on? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sushispook 1 point2 points ago

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You know the noise those wall-mounted doorstop springs make when you bend them and let them go? Got that in your head. Good, now you're really all set with this picture.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"You like that don't you. WELL IF YOU EVER DO IT YOU'LL BURN FOR ETERNITY"

[–]nTekno 1 point2 points ago

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If god were real he wouldn't let us make him gay in photos.

[–]robmyers 1 point2 points ago

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Floodland and driven apart.

[–]mtc2010 1 point2 points ago

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Best gif ever!

[–]mrcloudies 1 point2 points ago

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Oh what glorious blasphemery!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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This is funny, but has nothing to do with atheism at all. It just makes r/atheism look like a load of assholes who constantly make fun of anything religious.

[–]Rabble_Arouser 2 points3 points ago

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I just knew he was a grower and not a shower.

[–]ElephantTeeth 3 points4 points ago

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That's not God, that's just Adam and Steve.

[–]reflectivity 3 points4 points ago

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That is the best .gif ever. EVER!

[–]keeblur 1 point2 points ago

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Ya that's pretty NSFW, especially when you start laughing your ass off at work and people wonder wtf you are doing.

[–]kaj519 1 point2 points ago

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Dick flick!

[–]painperdu 1 point2 points ago

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Well, god does seem to be very concerned with sex organs.

[–]dboggia 1 point2 points ago

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so hypnotic and not gay.

[–]MazidTR 0 points1 point ago

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aaaaaand that's coffee all over my keyboard. Thanks :/

(XD)

[–]fastr1337 0 points1 point ago

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i lol'd so hard. thank you.

[–]hatever 0 points1 point ago

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hot! lol

[–]extinct_fizz 0 points1 point ago

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I opened that image as the "Stop, now wiggle with it" part of "from the window to the wall" started playing on my radio. O_o

[–]technosasquatch 0 points1 point ago

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cant wait till someone posts this to r/christianity

[–]WinterInJapan 0 points1 point ago

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PENIS JOKES ALL AROUND!

[–]TheSecretMe 0 points1 point ago

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That's the most blasphemous thing I've seen in a long time. Made me lol.

[–]Norweigianish 0 points1 point ago

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My penis does *not * bend like that...

[–]WilliamTellAll 0 points1 point ago

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i fucking lost it. good find, thank you OP.

[–]Killhas 0 points1 point ago

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He's (a) playing God.

[–]monkeysawmonkeydid 0 points1 point ago

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i can't stop laughing at this! does that make me an atheist?

[–]ZombieAcademy 0 points1 point ago

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The human penis is nature's rubber chicken. Always funny.

[–]Creeggsbnl 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, I bet god does give pretty awesome hand jobs.

[–]pdowling -3 points-2 points ago

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Wow, this place has really gone to shit. It's like reading youtube comments. What the fuck does this have to do with atheism?

[–]BarcodeNinja -3 points-2 points ago

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and r/Atheism sinks to a new low.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This really does a lot to sum up the general mindset of r/atheism.

[–]Strkszone -3 points-2 points ago

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Lmfao!

[–]duck_butter -1 points0 points ago

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Tally whacker

[–]Talibandito -1 points0 points ago

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Think about how many high fives he's going to get after he tells everyone god touched his dick.

[–]Machinarist -1 points0 points ago

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Not gay at all

[–]mattyJbird -1 points0 points ago

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i laughed WAY to hard at this.

[–]robbydb -1 points0 points ago

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Frontispiece?

Look, I don’t want to go through a whole song and dance with you. You’re going to love it. Y-You just can’t do anything that violates the original painting, like giggling or itching. They do allow some nervous crying, but you can tell they don’t like it.

[–]emospartan911 -1 points0 points ago

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I can never browse reddit without a bucket to puke in again.

[–]ahora -1 points0 points ago

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Another rational and open minded post or r/atheism