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Geek Insult... (imgur.com)
submitted 10 months ago by [deleted]
[–]sw17ch 24 points25 points26 points 10 months ago*
Here's the thing, if the function was properly implemented, the recursion would eliminate to a tail call. No matter how much tail your momma has, said function should be able to calculate it.
Now, it might overflow the bounds of a machine word, in which case...
Either way, ಠ_ಠ
Edit: I made an example. Here it is on codepad: http://codepad.org/6SGGSI2d. I haven't verified that the compiler is actually eliminating the tail-call. You'll note that I gave it some dummy values: I tried to use your actual mother, but she broke the array initialization mechanics in C.
#include <stdint.h> #include <stddef.h> #include <stdio.h> #define SO_MANY_FATS 6 typedef uint64_t momma[SO_MANY_FATS]; uint64_t how_fat_is_she_helper(momma a_momma, size_t fat_count, size_t index, uint64_t so_far) { if (index >= fat_count) { /* As if this branch will ever be reached. */ return so_far; } else { return how_fat_is_she_helper(a_momma, fat_count, index + 1, so_far + a_momma[index]); } } uint64_t how_fat_is_she(momma a_momma, size_t fat_count) { return how_fat_is_she_helper(a_momma, fat_count, 0, 0); } int main(int argc, char * argv[]) { momma yo_momma = {1,2,3,4,5,6}; printf("Yo momma is sooooo fat: %llu!", how_fat_is_she(yo_momma, SO_MANY_FATS)); return 0; }
[–]Ameisen 13 points14 points15 points 10 months ago
Exactly my thinking. Even past that, most modern compilers will simply eliminate the tail call as it is.
Now, if her mass in grams doesn't fit in a 64-bit unsigned integer... then she officially has more mass than the universe... suffice it to say... she IS the universe.
Dude, we're all in your mom.
[–]lengau 10 points11 points12 points 10 months ago
This is not true. The maximum size of a 64-bit unsigned int is 264, or approximately 1.8*1019. The mass of the universe (according to Wikipedia) is somewhere between 1050 and 1060 kg.
Using the equation 2n = m (where n is the bit width of the word and m is the mass of the universe), we would need a number somewhere between 160 and 200 bits wide to store the mass of the universe in grams as an int.
However, given that both the universe and your mother are so massive that such a precise measurement is all but impossible, it would probably (depending on precision) be reasonable to represent the mass of the universe as a single precision floating point number, given that its exponent can go up to 127.
Your mother would need double.
[–]Ameisen 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
This is true. I was using the wrong mass-of-the-universe calculation..
You would be better off using long double on x86 for precision purposes.
[–]Clydeicus 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Your mother's mass is such that it would take a bus the size of a bus to transfer the value in any reasonable timespan.
[–]atorr 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Now that is a geek insult.
[–]gameyharp 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
I have no idea what the fucking is going on here.
[–]cybercobra 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
That's geek humor in a nutshell for you: Let's laugh at the fact that the plebes don't know what learned/arcane stuff we're talking about.
[–]DannoHung 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Yo mama's so fat, her mass in kilograms cannot be represented using an arbitrary precision integral type on a computer with 4 gigabytes of ram.
[–]mseesquared 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
Yo mama's so fat, the probability of her getting a heart attack in the next 10 years is a boolean value greater than 0.
[–]eltommonator 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Can all recursive functions be implemented as tail recursive? Even non-trivial ones with multiple recursive calls in the function or functions that recursively call each other?
[–]david72486 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Tail call elimination takes advantage of the case where you're just returning the result of a recursive call, which means you don't really need all the context of your local variables anymore (and therefore can remove the frame from the stack safely). If you're making multiple recursive calls in a function, then you can't eliminate the one that happens before the return statement, since you might need the local variables.
I would think any function can be converted to a non-recursive method, or to a tail-call function, but not if you preserve the original recursive strategy.
[–]thankyousir 13 points14 points15 points 10 months ago
Rest in Peace.
[–]bheesham 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
Thank you sir.
[–]monstereddit 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
Your momma must have been written in C, coz she ain't got no class.
[–]cannedmath 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Ouch!!
[–]RagnarIV 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
We all know, your mother is so fat that in an infinite 3 dimensional plane, the probability of her occupying any point is 1.
[–]RedRackum 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
I giggled
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago*
Dennis is using hosted Inferno on NT in that picture btw. :) He is running http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acme_\(text_editor\) Acme the text editor by Rob Pike.
The screenshot on Wikepedia is my screen :)
[–]glennrosehv 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
repost. i caught ya
[–]TaintedSquirrel 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/Z1q1o.jpg
[–]elvinboy 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Definitely showed that guy. He won't even know what hit him!
[–]cybercobra 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Yo mamma so fat, her weight would overflow a long long variable!
[–]helicopterhat 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Why not an intelligent insult?
[–]GFandango 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I'm glad that I can understand and laugh at this joke
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
He should of uses tail recursion so it doesn't operate on the heap but on the stack. or just use iteration.
[–]ggalitz 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
RIP Dennis Ritchie (That's his picture?)
[–]FredL2 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Regardless, R.I.P. A fine man.
Yeah, that's him.
He was the ultimate geek. He did co-invent the C language. :O
And invented Unix.
THE ultimate geek. RIP brah
[–]anonzzz 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Why would the function need to be recursive, just use a while condition to determine if her fatness has been calculated while logging the collected buffer to file using a max buffer variable to assure that her fatness is calculated in increments that are less than the amount of available ram.
[–]notbusyatall 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Your mother is so fat, she's too big to fit inside a variable type of double.
[–]hairyassandballs 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
oh cool has it been the standard month to repost?
[–]jacolantern 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Why make it recursive at all though? I mean, assuming we have a graph representing the molecules comprising your mom, we could perform any number of non-recursive walks over the graph's components and sum the weights of the molecules. Sounds like its just a poor implementation to me.
Yes, both the function call overhead and memory usage would go through the roof, assuming it wouldn't overflow the stack first.
[–]New223 -4 points-3 points-2 points 10 months ago
This needs to be moved to r/circlejerk.
[–]Kasatka -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
Fucking brilliant
[–]sprinkledwithcheese -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
Repost
[–]GuitarGuru253 -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 months ago
The sad thing is, I know exactly what he means
[–]Babkock 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Oh no! You know what recursion and stack overflows are! May God have mercy on your forever alone soul!
[–]eafkuor -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
u so smart
all it takes is a username and password
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is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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