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Anderson Cooper being a BADASS (i.imgur.com)

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[–]bananakonda 59 points60 points ago

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Thought it was Race Bannon.

[–]fearsofgun 4 points5 points ago

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Race is a pretty badass name. I just feel like a kid with that name would have no choice but to be fast at everything he does.

[–]GerbilString 8 points9 points ago

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Race, it's okay baby. Maybe next time you can last 15 seconds.

[–]ObeyTheProphet 232 points233 points ago*

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Here's the video: Clicky

Edit:Here's one that'll work for mobiles: Tappy

[–]WulfricBrian 57 points58 points ago

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Damn youtube...i went from anderson cooper to tickling cats in 3 video suggestions.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 11 points12 points ago

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LINK PLEASE

[–]CaNANDian 17 points18 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M-jsjLB20Y ?

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 5 points6 points ago

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All roads lead to cute cats on the internet.

[–]MishkaEchoes 1 point2 points ago

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To the top with you! ^

[–][deleted] 163 points164 points ago

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He has the strength of ten gay men...

[–]agentsirus 74 points75 points ago

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I was hoping he was going to take his shirt off and use it to stop the bleeding.

[–]FreckleException 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping for this outcome as well. I kept hearing Matthew McConaughey in my head stating that this was a good opportunity for Anderson to take his shirt off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W4hH3Lwun8

[–]gurudingo 85 points86 points ago

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TIL Anderson Cooper is gay.

TIAL I don't give a shit if Anderson Cooper is gay or not.

[–]beauseph 19 points20 points ago

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Only gay people are interested imho

[–]H4rry[S] 24 points25 points ago

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And my grandma

[–]PeachyKeenLove 0 points1 point ago

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And me...

[–]ObeyTheProphet 0 points1 point ago

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I have something to tell you about your grandma...

[–]fgriglesnickerseven 6 points7 points ago

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That must explain why fox is so interested in finding out if he's gay or not

[–]morpheousmarty 0 points1 point ago

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We've made a lot of progress, but not that much progress.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 7 points8 points ago

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When I first heard this it blew my mind. Then my mind promptly unblew itself when it realized it actually didn't actually care. I thought that was more mindblowing than finding out Anderson Cooper was gay.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You discovered what it's like not to care.

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    [–]PlaygroundBully 1 point2 points ago

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    Im straight but this man could touch me...

    [–]nancylikestoreddit 0 points1 point ago

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    I didn't know he was gay.

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      [–]TheLateThagSimmons 28 points29 points ago

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      Don't gay men already have the strength of ten men? Just how strong is Anderson Cooper?

      [–]Reduc 50 points51 points ago

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      According to my calculations that means AC has the strength of 100 ordinary men.

      [–]TheLateThagSimmons 26 points27 points ago

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      My god I think you could be right... He's more powerful than we thought. And still so handsome.

      [–]Sprags 16 points17 points ago

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      the first five minutes of a south park episode

      [–]TrustyGuy 5 points6 points ago

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      I could get lost in those blue eyes... no homo.

      [–]xulaus 3 points4 points ago

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      Legend has it that he bench presses at least three hundred pounds and thats with the left arm alone.

      [–]cheggo 8 points9 points ago

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      What about the right? Writing poems.

      [–]xulaus 0 points1 point ago

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      Insane you can see.

      [–]kurin 0 points1 point ago

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      I bet I could have the strength of 100 ordinary men.

      [–]Friiy 0 points1 point ago

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      I bet he can benchpress a full grown male flight attendant..

      [–]Minim4c 1 point2 points ago

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      The Strength of a gorilla, with the strength of TWO gorillas!

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        [–]ChickenKievoooo 59 points60 points ago

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        I like how he just sets down his super expensive handheld camera to help this kid out.

        [–]Mattson 15 points16 points ago

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        The keen observer would of seen the camera guy actually pick up the camera. He is the real hero... cameras akimbo

        [–]verbose_gent 33 points34 points ago

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        I sincerely don't think Anderson Cooper has a firm grasp on the value of money. Aside from that, he obviously places higher priority on life anyways. I had to qualify that because it sounded so cold.

        [–]blart_history 3 points4 points ago

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        He's a Vanderbilt. Idc if he sets down a replaceable camera to save the kid.

        [–]IAmBroom 14 points15 points ago

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        He's a human. Idc if he sets down a replaceable camera to save the kid.

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            [–]a_can_of_solo 6 points7 points ago

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            the other camera man picks it right up

            [–]theramennoodle 13 points14 points ago

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            Thats an amazing video. thanks for the link!

            [–]Jhonnystonehenge 37 points38 points ago

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            Its crazy because you can clearly see the kid wipe the blood off his face in disbelief and after looking at his hand you can see his expression: "What the shit--?"

            [–]PandoRamma 1 point2 points ago

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            that was pretty horrendous, and how quickly his face returned to being bloody as hell after wiping it off.

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              [–]Bored_At_Night 27 points28 points ago

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              Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!

              [–]leilavanora 10 points11 points ago

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              That video just made him look 10x more awesome. Thanks!

              [–]noreallyimthepope 2 points3 points ago

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              Extra thank you for adding the mobile link.

              [–]urnbabyurn 6 points7 points ago

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              From the picture I thought he was just using the poor kid as a human shield.

              [–]GAMEchief 1 point2 points ago

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              "Here guys, take this child."

              [–]SANAFABICH 1 point2 points ago

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              Blood looks so strange on black people.

              [–]nvr_ndr21_13 0 points1 point ago

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              Not available on mobile... Daaaaaaaamn iiiit.

              [–]geekay 0 points1 point ago

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              Not available on mobile. But thanks for link.

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                [–]Billistic 76 points77 points ago

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                Oh yeah, guy totally wasn't in the CIA.

                [–]farfigneugan 38 points39 points ago

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                "During college, Cooper spent two summers as an intern at the Central Intelligence Agency. Although he technically has no formal journalistic education, he opted to pursue a career in journalism rather than stay with the agency after school"

                heh, that is awfully suspicious. "Didn't want to pursue my job in the CIA, so instead, with no training, I took a job that required me to travel the world where there's significant things going on".

                yeah....

                [–]ben6709 9 points10 points ago

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                How bad ass would it be if Anderson Cooper was a super spy? I'm just going to assume he is.

                [–]kymaks 0 points1 point ago

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                It is the simplest explanation.

                [–]roguevalley 12 points13 points ago

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                He may, indeed, work for the CIA.

                However, the fact that he has no training is irrelevant. He's tremendously good at what he does whether we like what he's reporting or not.

                [–]TheDentite 5 points6 points ago

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                Thank you! I usually make that point when my patients start getting all nosy about what 'dental school' I went to. Like a piece of paper makes you suddenly a better driller!?

                [–]wellactuallyhmm 2 points3 points ago

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                Journalism doesn't require that you have a degree, I mean Hemingway didn't spend 4 years in college.

                Dentistry is a different matter, it requires a much different knowledge base. In reality anyone could make a passable dentist or doctor, but they wouldn't have the breadth of knowledge without attending school. That's something that is very important in medicine, because a rash could be just a rash or it could be a sign of a potentially fatal disease.

                Anyways, I think that my point is comparing journalism school and dental school is a bit ridiculous.

                [–]Blaculahunter 9 points10 points ago

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                Is it a rumor that he was?

                [–]Fremen13 14 points15 points ago

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                Not a rumor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anderson_Cooper#Life_and_career

                It looks like he was just an intern though, so it's not like he had field training...

                [–]ssjaken 4 points5 points ago

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                oh yeah "JUST" and "INTERN"

                [–]gurudingo 15 points16 points ago

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                Fun fact, you can't even take a tour of the head quarters without having to kill a South American dictator first.

                [–]IbidtheWriter 5 points6 points ago

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                Does it count if you were the one who put him in power in the first place?

                [–]kymaks 2 points3 points ago

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                It's required.

                [–]Fremen13 0 points1 point ago

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                What are you talking about?

                [–]Self-Defenestration 2 points3 points ago

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                He had a secret coffee recipe.

                [–]hansn 3 points4 points ago

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                He once delivered a sandwich to the director. The director.

                [–]gurudingo 6 points7 points ago

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                One time, they gave him some case files, and you know what he did with them? Alphabetized them. By hand. He's practically tied to them by a leash, isn't it obvious?

                [–]IAmBroom 1 point2 points ago

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                Forget it. They'll never listen. They're too brainwashed by the FLUORIDE IN THEIR WATER!!!

                [–]IAmBroom 1 point2 points ago

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                I've said too much. Off to erase my browser history.

                [–]Billistic 4 points5 points ago

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                Yeah he just ended up with his own day time TV show to replace Oprah.

                [–]Fremen13 9 points10 points ago

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                What?

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                  [–]Naieve 19 points20 points ago

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                  Not a rumor. Confirmed that he was an intern for the CIA during College...

                  Considering his career choice and the places he went, I have little trouble imagining the possibility that at the very least the CIA pumped him for information...

                  If he was anything more, I'm sure that will be declassified in 50 years or so. Or maybe he will retire and write a book. Until then? Toss a coin in the air, just about as accurate as we will get until more evidence comes out.

                  [–]OHSHI- 30 points31 points ago

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                  at the very least the CIA pumped him

                  giggity

                  [–]uhhhclem 2 points3 points ago

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                  Well, he interned with them, but the CIA's a little funny about hiring gay people.

                  [–]IAmBroom 6 points7 points ago

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                  They either promote them to the top, or fire them. It's a strict Hoover-or-move'r policy.

                  [–]fuckfacedumbass 1 point2 points ago

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                  they really aren't

                  [–]Hammer_the_Screw 97 points98 points ago

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                  The Silver Fox will save you!

                  [–]aquietmidnightaffair 12 points13 points ago

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                  Now that is on the gound reporting with a good heart and great courage.

                  [–]RourkeAnderson 26 points27 points ago

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                  Look at those biceps, he's like a goddamn action hero.

                  [–]IAmBroom 2 points3 points ago

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                  Actually... he is a goddamn action hero. Rewatch the vid!

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                  [deleted]

                  [–]shambla 364 points365 points ago

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                  Mind if I feel how heavy your child is?

                  [–]A_Birdy 150 points151 points ago

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                  Oldest trick in the book.

                  [–]feureau 37 points38 points ago

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                  "Keep children off the street. Put them in your van." - Anderson Cooper

                  I wish I can google it out now, but there's an actual soundbite of Anderson Cooper actually saying that, so at least the quote is legit.`

                  [–]tehsusenoh 18 points19 points ago

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                  You were close. It's "Keep a teen off the streets; Put her in your van."

                  Sound here.

                  [–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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                  Thank you! \o/

                  [–]Rape_Van_Winkle 1 point2 points ago

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                  I can get behind that

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                    [–]skunkzgerald 2 points3 points ago

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                    is he using that little colored boy as a human shield?

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                      [–]Kurise 1 point2 points ago

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                      And this is why I'm glad I read reddit every day. You miss one thing and you're out of the loop!

                      [–]The_Holy_Bison 3 points4 points ago

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                      I feel this deserves more upvotes.

                      [–]hotasmonkeys 5 points6 points ago

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                      I disagree but I won't downvote. Reddiquette, man.

                      [–]Islandre 2 points3 points ago

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                      Give 'em a link. A lot of people won't know what that means.

                      [–]Pwag 193 points194 points ago

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                      He's getting Angelina another baby.

                      [–]Themiffins 4 points5 points ago

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                      I feel horrible for laughing at that.

                      [–]sick6uy 54 points55 points ago

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                      He's using em' as a shield!

                      [–]elitexero 4 points5 points ago

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                      Operation Human Shield.

                      [–]jabb0 0 points1 point ago

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                      And is going to take it to jailbait! Get him!!!

                      [–]siamlloyd 0 points1 point ago

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                      He's just bringing him to r/jailbait for further inspection.

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                        [–]faggotoni 31 points32 points ago

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                        One of his black t-shirts is going to be in the Smithsonian some day.

                        [–]machineintel 29 points30 points ago

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                        the only thing this shows is that anderson cooper is fucking ripped

                        [–]Fremen13 24 points25 points ago

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                        I can't see anything in that picture except for his bicep.

                        [–]meltdownup 9 points10 points ago

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                        When first world problems meet third world problems. His hair is awesome.

                        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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                        He isn't perfect...but he tries his best.... that's all anyone can really do

                        [–]Graysonis 6 points7 points ago

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                        TIL he was in south jersey in this photo.

                        [–]scamperly 43 points44 points ago

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                        Man, Anderson Cooper loves kids.

                        *Fox news, please don't take this quote of context.

                        [–]Fremen13 10 points11 points ago

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                        This is going to be show up on one of their shows like:

                        "In our next segment, we get a verifiable anonymous source that is confirming that Anderson Cooper is a pedophile, more ahead after we discuss what types of fences you can use to keep the unemployed off of your property. Herman Cain suggests electric, but our fact checkers say that might be illegal."

                        [–]schwerpunk 0 points1 point ago

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                        And the reporter has to raise her eyebrows at the end, when she says "illegal," as if it's like, oh ho, big government's going to take away your God-given ten killion jillowatt fence. What's next - your guns/kids?

                        [–]TrustyGuy 1 point2 points ago

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                        The fact check will only come a couple weeks later after some people get busted for it.

                        [–]col_k 2 points3 points ago

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                        For some reason I totally read that in Cave Johnson's voice.

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                          [–]leilavanora 149 points150 points ago

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                          What is going on with these comments? Not one person has anything nice to say? I'm over this Anderson Cooper bashing.

                          [–]resutidder 51 points52 points ago*

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                          Direct result of Anderson Cooper's 8 minute shot across the bow.

                          That subreddit was a disgrace, to be sure, but there's your answer.

                          [–]metalcupcakes 7 points8 points ago

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                          Even if Anderson Cooper was wrong, I feel like his intentions were good. He seems like a good person and I think he's a good journalist too.

                          [–]SplurgyA 3 points4 points ago

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                          Yeah, but Reddit doesn't like that version of the story.

                          [–]resutidder 6 points7 points ago

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                          There was a lot of misinformation in that piece, particularly with his segment guest. If you're going to call the users of a major website a bunch of perverts, you'd better have the facts right.

                          "Don't we want them to be good corporate citizens?" Well, no, that's not what Reddit is like.

                          [–]temporary_acount 22 points23 points ago

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                          I support his report. Reddit needed a fucking wake up call, and I only wish it had had more of an affect than just one of them getting shut down.

                          [–]resutidder 32 points33 points ago

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                          CNN is owned by Time Warner, proprietor of The CW Network, which airs shows like Gossip Girl and 90210. Which, to my knowledge, are exclusively about teenagers fucking. Outrage! Grrrrrr!

                          [–]Yossarians_moan 2 points3 points ago

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                          Rabble!

                          [–]Hurrfdurf 6 points7 points ago

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                          You've got to be fucking kidding me. First off, everyone involved in those shows are over 18. Second, nobody is jerking off to Gossip Girl. It might be about sex but it's not meant as porn.

                          [–]conaan 58 points59 points ago

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                          Nobody is jerking off to gossip girl? If it is available, and if it is female, it sure as hell has been fapped too.

                          In fact, if required, I will fap just to prove my point.

                          [–]Matika7 11 points12 points ago

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                          you should get a medal good sir.

                          [–]PabloEdvardo 12 points13 points ago

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                          Second, nobody is jerking off to Gossip Girl.

                          I hate to tell you this, but...

                          [–]Xupid 8 points9 points ago

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                          Did you ever see that show Gossip Girl? I watched an episode last night. I fingered myself so hard to that Penn Badgley guy I broke a nail.

                          [–]resutidder 6 points7 points ago

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                          First off, everyone in those shows are over 18

                          Oh ok, so it's just simulated underage fucking.

                          [–]StefanHectorPoseidon 6 points7 points ago

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                          Second, nobody is jerking off to Gossip Girl.

                          Everything has been fapped to, is being fapped to right now, and will be fapped to in the future.

                          No exceptions.

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                                [–]BumBeetle 0 points1 point ago

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                                I love how the related videos are jailbait videos.

                                [–]Jhonnystonehenge -1 points0 points ago

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                                seriously i can't understand why your getting down voted. when has Reddit turned into youtube..

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                                  [–]overreactor 114 points115 points ago

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                                  He's using it as a shield!!! Wake up sheeple!!!

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                                  [–]Osthato 7 points8 points ago

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                                  Ctrl + F "lol" NOT DISAPPOINTED UPVOTE FOR YOU

                                  [–]ChiefNugs 10 points11 points ago

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                                  Why do we even have r/circlejerk anymore?

                                  [–]the_philter 1 point2 points ago

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                                  lol agreed! here's an upvote!

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                                    [–]Cronus88 4 points5 points ago

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                                    Love it. Anderson Cooper seems like a great guy.

                                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Anderson Cooper laughing his ass off

                                    [–]moriquendo 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Not laughing, giggling. Like a little girl. And soo cute! ;-)

                                    [–]iAMneato 2 points3 points ago

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                                    i'm an adult male and into chicks... but i'm starting to feel funny and my pants just got tighter....

                                    [–]captainsmoothie 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Anderson's Fitted Tee: AGL +1, Speech +10, AP +15

                                    [–]FilterOutBullshit3 3 points4 points ago

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                                    Wow, Redditors really have a lot of butt-hurt over losing /r/jailbait.

                                    [–]adam28pol 16 points17 points ago

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                                    Anderson Cooper not being a badass

                                    [–]farfigneugan 6 points7 points ago

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                                    that's even more badass, actually. I'm not half man enough to think I can get away with a giggle like that.

                                    [–]infidel118i 2 points3 points ago

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                                    "This has never happened to me" he broke into a SERIOUSLY camp voice there, then when he composed himself sounded normal. Thats hilarious.

                                    I also know nothing of this Anderson Cooper fellow except that whole jailbait thing. I'm a brit. Whats he actually like? Decent guy or what? I mean, he helped that lil kid.

                                    [–]Barney_Frank 0 points1 point ago

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                                    He's well liked by most.

                                    [–]gurudingo 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Play that laugh while he's carrying a bleeding child. GO-GO-GO!

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                                      [–]MissDisgustipated 6 points7 points ago

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                                      I just realized how unoriginal most of Reddit is....Three quarters of the comments are saying the same exact thing.

                                      [–]treedick2011 12 points13 points ago

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                                      i'd like to know whats going on outside of the photo....

                                      [–]handburglar 12 points13 points ago

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                                      I'm pretty sure this was in Haiti, and this was an injured kid that Cooper was helping.

                                      [–]dakta 4 points5 points ago

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                                      This is correct.

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                                        [–]NovaDeez 4 points5 points ago

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                                        Seriously. Out of context, my first thought it "Anderson Cooper is using that kid as a fucking human shield"

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                                          [–]GenuineSounds 2 points3 points ago

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                                          One of the great tragedies is "journalists" standing idly.

                                          [–]newbizguy 2 points3 points ago

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                                          Guy has the best hair I've ever seen. Seriously look at it, it makes no sense. Its like he buzzed the entirety of his head except for a small patch at the front, but yet it looks sweet. It's like a mystery, wrapped in an enigma

                                          [–]BionicEye 3 points4 points ago

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                                          Good Guy Anderson Cooper. Puts camera down to save child despite momentous journalistic story.

                                          [–]Fanaticae 7 points8 points ago

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                                          Another child saved from the wrath of r/jailbait, thanks to Anderson Cooper.

                                          [–]paroxysm11 1 point2 points ago

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                                          I looked at that and my first thought: Anderson Cooper has too many legs. ಠ_ಠ

                                          [–]Fremen13 1 point2 points ago

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                                          He is The Silver Fox.

                                          [–]hotdoghands 1 point2 points ago

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                                          you mean being a super sexy badass silver fox.

                                          [–]hoodoomonster 1 point2 points ago

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                                          My ultra conservative family loves him- sad they can't live up to his non-Christian values on life.

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          "Don't just film Arty, help me!"

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Ignorant peon here. Would somebody please point me to the best short bio of his accomplishments? Wiki simply explains his TV affiliations with no commendations of his other (assumed from this vid) humanitarian achievements.

                                          [–]Tuxeedo 1 point2 points ago

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                                          This was during the aftermath of the Haiti earthquake, was it not?

                                          [–]brettyrocks 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Fuck Anderson Cooper. Then, after that, he can fuck me. I LOVE being versatile!

                                          [–]foxxhund 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Anderson Cooper is and always was awesome, get over yourselves!

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Never much had an opinion on him. I'll respect him more now though.

                                          [–]GayZ 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Anderson Cooper is probably the hottest male newscaster in the world and.... yes homo.

                                          [–]Toastidge 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Good Guy Greg IRL

                                          [–]ezeki3l 1 point2 points ago

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                                          This is obviously John Boehner, working for the will of American people!

                                          [–]joelesler 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Convenient there was a camera there to take a picture.

                                          [–]darkwavechick 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Is it weird that I find him attractive???

                                          [–]itsjustme8921 4 points5 points ago

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                                          just saving a boys life, and looking sexy while doing it nbd

                                          [–]bownskie 6 points7 points ago

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                                          He's just saving him from /r/jailbait nbd

                                          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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                                          what the hell is on the kids face?

                                          [–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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                                          Cherry pie filling. They were having a party and Anderson Cooper saved him before he ate too much.

                                          ಠ_ಠ

                                          [–]Detective_Mills 12 points13 points ago

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                                          or it could be Kool-Aid.

                                          oh shit, that was racist as tits.

                                          [–]FruityPeebils 16 points17 points ago

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                                          well tits are not very racist. unless they have nipple swastikas.

                                          Swastitas, if you will

                                          [–]InSorteDiaboli 0 points1 point ago

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                                          The substance in question is red, not purple. Kool-aid can officially be ruled out.

                                          [–]rironin 32 points33 points ago

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                                          Looks like it could be blood. Maybe the kid has a head wound, and that's part of why Cooper is carrying him away?

                                          [–]dakta 6 points7 points ago

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                                          Video from CNN report.

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                          Most informative post is at the very bottom.

                                          Thanks,

                                          [–]dakta 7 points8 points ago

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                                          Blood. He was hit in the head with a rock. Video from CNN report.

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                                            [–]Aytherine 1 point2 points ago

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                                            Am I the only one that thought the pic looked like he was using the kid as a human shield?

                                            [–]leilavanora 3 points4 points ago

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                                            No you're not. There are about 30 other comments saying the same thing.

                                            [–]lilbro93 0 points1 point ago

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                                            Anyone else remember the Cooper CIA conspiracy theory?

                                            [–]mememellie 0 points1 point ago

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                                            This is a smiley vid.

                                            :)

                                            [–]danielvutran 0 points1 point ago

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                                            I always thought he was incredibly handsome.

                                            [–]ferryboat 0 points1 point ago

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                                            The world is large and life is long. One day I'm going to run into him, and I'm going to shag him rotten.

                                            [–]coolestkid92 0 points1 point ago

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                                            holy shit... mad respect...

                                            [–]emospartan911 0 points1 point ago

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                                            wait, reddit hates him...

                                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                            Is this the guy O'Brady Shaw is based on then?

                                            [–]SpecialEdShow 0 points1 point ago

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                                            He's god damn Clark Kent, that is all I'm sayin.

                                            [–]blackberry_manigloo 0 points1 point ago

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                                            No time to explain! Grab the black kids and come with me!

                                            [–]ac3raven 0 points1 point ago

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                                            "Well, even though I don't like mainstream media, AC can sometimes be cool."

                                            [–]john_norman 0 points1 point ago

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                                            TEXT STORY since people are only posting the video. http://gawker.com/5451459/anderson-cooper-saves-boy-as-cnns-haiti-coverage-reaches-strange-apotheosis

                                            [–]Friiy 0 points1 point ago

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                                            I am not a fan... But thumbs up for doing the right thing 'Coop

                                            [–]kranzb2 0 points1 point ago

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                                            High-Res version?

                                            [–]LaFilmFatale 0 points1 point ago

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                                            thismanismyHERO!!

                                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                            what a man

                                            [–]M_daily 0 points1 point ago

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                                            Here's the original video: Anderson Cooper Saves Boy

                                            [–]addedpulp 0 points1 point ago

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                                            Just out of frame on left: pictures of a 16-year-old girl Just out of frame on right: paddywagon

                                            [–]NeedleandThread 0 points1 point ago

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                                            He is literally one of the hottest men ever <3

                                            [–]bellomi 0 points1 point ago

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                                            Man crush!

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