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Makes me chuckle every time (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 months ago by nutri-matic
[–]lonelyinacrowd 161 points162 points163 points 9 months ago
Omnipresent and omnipotent, but does not necessarily omnigiveashit
[–]sirbruce 50 points51 points52 points 9 months ago
The word you're looking for is omnibenevolent.
[–][deleted] 9 months ago
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[–]leorolim 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Santinho.
[–]ElGuano 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
I wish people would stop acquiescing "omnibenevolent" as a trait of the Christian god. Sure he'll forgive you if you accept him, but having such a huge, egotistical precondition is exactly contrary to the idea of omnibenevolence.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
God works in mysterious derp....
[–]sirbruce 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Some Christian sects believe that everyone (eventually) will be saved for exactly that reason. So you theological insight is not a new one.
[–]ElGuano 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I never said it was new, only that its internal inconsistency is annoying.
[–]Mojar88 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Nope i think he was right the first time.
[–]Ishmael999 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Classical theism also includes Omnibenevolence. Most god-believers are this kind of theist. It's a problem.
[–]idiotthethird 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Also completely contradictory to a cursory reading of most holy texts.
[–]Entymologist 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Also completely contradictory to an in-depth reading of all holy texts.
[–]shamanicspacebum 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago*
I think it is more complicated than that. Who knows what a difference a little boy in a chair can make in thousands of lives around him though his own life is dismal, short and seemingly unfulfilling. By thousands we are talking the web of connection that flows from that little boy to all people who are aware of him through various means fair or foul.
Maybe existence is more like an mmo than people would like to consider at first glance. A case of art imitating life and expressing some subconscious echo of knowledge from before the waters of the river lethe overtook our shades. I mean maybe you get to respawn.
So maybe doing a hitch as wheel chair boy earns you bonus points. You respawn in the world where people make war on dinosaur back and every mighty champion is assured a large breasted Valkyrie mate. (my personal view of heaven and is not endorsed by this station or it's affiliates.)
Why? Because if life is cheap and respawns abound what is more eternal than the virtues? Love, compassion, etc. These are things that live on from body to body. Spawn after spawn some things stay the same no matter what world you end up on.
So what if those are the things that really matter? Whether you choose the positive or the negative is not even eternal. Only the struggle of these virtues themselves played out over an infinite set of dramas. Only that is truly eternal. And if a thing is not eternal it is not REAL. It is just dust and shadows. A pixel in a larger mosaic perhaps but still only a pixel. A little boys time in a wheel chair can teach a lot of the less obvious points of conscious being.
Or maybe I'm drunk and high and talking out of my ass. But for a tick there I was something beyond your average human living out the sands of his hourglass.
If you would be immortal such detachment you must learn.
[–]Spirckle[] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Well maybe, but most christians who understand their theology will attempt to actively refute this hypothesis.
Certainly some (but not all) disabled and disadvantaged people act as if they are ok with the experience for experience sake; which is interesting and makes sense if they internalize the multiple life scenario.
Multiple lives, some under good and some under difficult conditions, would become necessary for moral and spiritual growth.
[–]shamanicspacebum 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Reincarnation was never really banned by christianity. Not officially anyway. Some cardinal whose name I cannot remember wrote an essay against reincarnation and that sort of stuck. But nothing of papal authority ever disavowed reincarnation.
In fact reincarnation is suggested in the bible itself.
[–]Bombardier2010 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Ha ha
[–]shamanicspacebum 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Or it's total crap. Don't forget that possibility. I swear I'm not trying to convert anybody. But I'll tell you the truth. That comment is a lot closer to how I see the universe than I would normally admit.
[–]ssorel 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
This is exactly why I stopped going to catholic mass and threw away all of my religious artifacts/bibles I owned into the dumpster full of hot garbage behind a chinese restaurant down the road. If god loved, he wouldn't allow any of these things to occur.
[–]ponnsaf 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
God loves you, but you make him SO ANGRY SOMETIMES!
[–]Vorlath -5 points-4 points-3 points 9 months ago
I came here just because this was on the front page, but I don't think you fully realize what you're saying. Think about it, in your view, God is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.
[–]YardenGarden 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
As a mother...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
but can a brother get an omnislash? Now that's a god I can worship!
[–]HyperbolicGeometry 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
For a while I parsed that word like "omni-gi-veas-hit" and I was really confused.
[–]Infinityzero 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
worded perfectly
[–]SolusLoqui 84 points85 points86 points 9 months ago
Link to article: http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/
[–]proak 22 points23 points24 points 9 months ago*
It's so horrible to laugh if this was real, but I can't help myself right now.
[–]SiON42X 15 points16 points17 points 9 months ago
Don't be ashamed of laughing, it's funny because it's true. The only thing that would make a kid like this walk again is SCIENCE! and everyone, including 99% of Christians, knows it.
[–]sanderson22 -64 points-63 points-62 points 9 months ago
This is really not that funny and extremely insensitive to people who do have to suffer on a daily basis. I'm unsubscribing from this reddit.
[–]DarkReaper0 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
If you get offended this easily and you make regular submissions to /r/circlejerk you're doing it wrong...
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 9 months ago
Unsubscribe from god, he's the asshole.
[–]sanderson22 -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Hey, don't worry, I get the joke and everything. I'm not some rigid person that doesn't see the funniness in it. It's an onion article, it's not to be taken seriously, there's lots of funny stuff on there. I'm just seriously turned off by the fact that they have to include something like someone's hope for getting better, in a really negative light. Regardless if your atheist or not, having hope and a positive outlook really help in medical conditions that can seem like there's no way out. I just don't appreciate that shutting down and negativity, ugh makes me feel disgusted.
Whatever, down vote me to oblivion, I don't really care, but that's the reason why I said that.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Well, you could at least have hope that science will fix you. At least there's a chance of that happening, and you're giving credit to the people who deserve it.
[–]Urizen 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
You need thicker skin to survive on the internet my friend. My brother lost both of his legs at a young age, and he suffers daily from a variety of other ailments. Without a steady dosage of morphine, he would be screaming. I found this funny. This cleverly demonstrates the contradiction of believing in an all powerful benevolent deity in a world full of pain and suffering. Insensitive? Only if you are a christian, trying to reconcile you belief system with reality.
[–]ssorel 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
True dat.
[–]SiON42X 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
People who have to suffer on a daily basis have bigger things to worry about than an Onion article.
[–]jorsiem 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Because of an article "The Onion" wrote?
[–]itsgametime 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Oh, don't be so uptight. Relax and laugh a little; you'll live longer and happier.
[–]tcassa 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Bye bye!
[–]alchemist5 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
lol, cripples!
[–]Chimpi 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]alchemist5 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I... I'll show myself out.
[–]nexttonormal41 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
He's probably too busy with prayers on his mind: "Dear lord, please let me not fail this test" or "Our father, please let me get lucky with this girl tonight".
[–]EasyJim 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
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Da fuck?
After closing this messege, it takes me back to homepage. Click on article, this pops up again.
[–]AuntieSocial 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
Ad block plus seems to work for me.
[–]SPMaximus 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
have to pay for The Onion now (dont think it applies in North America) =(
[–]yubbermax 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
The Onion was founded in Madison, WI and they have copies free on campus!
[–]EasyJim 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I am in North America.
[–]YoungForever 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
It applies to everywhere except the US:
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20110808/17141315444/disappointing-onion-tests-paywall.shtml
[–]Wanhope 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
HAH, yes, Canada only. ;)
EDIT: Correction, ONLY free in the U.S
[–]shunt31 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
On Chrome, right click on the edge of the box,then click on "Inspect Element". Click on the nodes gregbox-wrap and gregbox-overlay and press Delete. I'm fairly sure you can do the same in Firefox with Firebug, but I don't use it. [source]
[–]robbor 48 points49 points50 points 9 months ago
God answers thousands of prayers of first world countries: Leave me the fuck alone!
[–]noactuallyitsnot 18 points19 points20 points 9 months ago
Instead makes football team win.
[–]lonelyinacrowd 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
This. I hate this garbage.
Morons who say 'I thank God for our victory today'. Could equally be construed as saying 'I thank God for his vengeful smiting against the other team today'.
If God is responsible for making a team win, he also makes a team lose. If God is responsible for one person winning a marathon, he's responsible for thousands of people losing.
I don't like the idea of a God who would selfishly promote one person above thousands of others. Doesn't sound like the sort of thing someone who loved us all equally would do.
Then again, the rest of the bullshit in the Bible doesn't make much sense either.
[–]manf0x 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
not asians
[–]mmb2ba 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
There are Christians in Asia.
It's a significant religion in Korea, and while Japan is largely non-religious, there are about 3 million Christians.
God doesn't answer their prayers, though. He's kind of a racist.
[–]grubas 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Why don't you people go pray to somebody else?!
I'm pretty sure Jim Carrey solved this problem, actually.
[–]W00ster 61 points62 points63 points 9 months ago
God has always struck me a white upper class asshole.
I mean, every Sunday you can hear some rich white golfer thank god for helping them win a million on the PGA tour, yet during the same four days the tournament lasted, tens of thousands of kids died from horrific but easily preventable deaths. What an asshole god!
[–]tineyeit 22 points23 points24 points 9 months ago
They shouldn't have been godless children then.
[–]deityofanime 19 points20 points21 points 9 months ago
Weird, so many starving children have been converted to Christianity but it hasn't changed anything. Bad reception?
[–]Lugonn 24 points25 points26 points 9 months ago
He's a rich white upper class asshole remember?
He probably has an iphone.
[–]greyflcn 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Hope he's on a good network.
[–]Mitchsubishi 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
God network
FTFY
[–]stuffdoc 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
He/she's the 0.0000001%
[–]MyriPlanet 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I don't have a fire pit to endlessly torment people who disagree with me in.
I am the 99.999999999%
[–]Lucky_Bastard63 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back? Buy a clown?
If they really believed hard enough they wouldn't be starving. Or something.
[–]SiON42X 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Thank God for posts like this.
[–]verstohlen 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I'll bet that Christians would argue that the kids, while dying horrifically, are now most likely in Heaven, no longer suffering and are now in a far better place and far better off now than the rich white golfers are, who may eventually die horrific deaths, not before someday losing their money and suffering themselves, and then end up in hell to boot! Sometimes you have to go through a lot of trials, tribulations, and pain to get to a much better place, and those who seem to have life easy now, pay the price later. Anyway, that's what Christians would probably argue.
[–]Diet_Coke 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
No wonder it's so easy to get them to give you their money! Those people will believe ANYTHING.
[–]yep45 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
They thank God- doesn't mean he necessary actually did anything
[–]MikeTheInfidel 20 points21 points22 points 9 months ago
And yet, this is an argument you often hear. God answers every prayer! But sometimes the answer is "no" or "wait." Yeah, well, I get the same response from my TV.
[–]DoTheDew 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
I get the same response from my TV.
Well, not really, but Apple is working on it.
[–]computmaxer 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Holy shit your TV is God?!
Yours isn't?
[–]VampireOnTitus 18 points19 points20 points 9 months ago
God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz
[–]spikeparker 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Here is something else to ponder: Every time you see one of those "charitable" (AKA fuckin' xtian) pleas on TV, don't you notice that every child who "needs your help" is as puffy-cheeked as any healthy youngster in any developed country?
[–]MushroomWobbit 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
it looks like this whole thread is getting downvote bombed.
[–]Anon_is_a_Meme 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
The funny thing with down-vote blitzkriegs is that they have the opposite effect. The extra activity pushes the post higher in Reddit's rankings. This happened a few years ago (and there was a bit of a shit-storm about it), and seems to be happening again (if the unusually high number of /r/atheism posts making the first page of /r/all is anything to go by). It must be the large number of new users Reddit has attracted recently.
The down-voters try to hide comments on atheist posts, but in doing so, they actually promote the posts. Ha-ha!
[–]Bcteagirl 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Thank you for the clarification! :)
[–]Manevolence 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
That is available in magnet form at where I work xD
[–]nutri-matic[S] 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
that's legit haha
[–]VampireOnTitus 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Look closely, you'll see the pic you posted is actually a picture of the magnet.
[–]gfixler 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I came in here to ask if the picture was of a button. Magnet makes sense.
[–]catchip1 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
Similar
[–]pikindaguy 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
If I weren't athiest I'd definitely be poly-thiest. With 7 billion people on the world there's got to be...throwing out a random number here...+/- 500 million prayers a day and easily billions in a week.
Sure in the beginning He could probably handle it all himself with just Adam/Eve out there--but it's like a tech support line, once your customer base gets big enough you got to hire or at least outsource some of that don't you?
[–]fapittyfapfap25 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
outsource some of the support to the devil
[–]yahud 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
This is only slightly worse than God's decision to send His son back to the NBA: http://www.theonion.com/articles/christ-returns-to-nba,1996/
[–]fiction8 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
Relevant. The Onion is so awesome.
[–]greenmyvalley 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
This similar article helped me move from agnosticism to atheism.
[–]goroncity 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Christians are actually really against medical research. Earlier today, I was offered a rosary while picking up tissue. If I pray enough maybe I'll lose my job so the demons inside me won't have the opportunity to make me do research.
[–]MrWendal 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Great article. The sarcastic onion articles are great for a laugh, but if we really want people to stop believing in nonsense we need to bring articles like this to their attention.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
"and the whores and politicians will look up and say 'save use.' And I'll look down and said 'no.'"
[–]mOdQuArK 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
What are you putting the whores down for?
they sold out to the politicians.
[–]xspyd3rx 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
As someone who was paralyzed at 13 I ~~ am very offended~~ approve of this picture.
[–]casc1701 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Still my favourite Onion article.
[–]VampireOnTitus 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Christ Converts To Islam
As part of His conversion, Christ said He has taken a new name, Isa Ibn Maryam al-Salaam Christ Shabazz.
[–]lkb1228 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
this my favorite article headline to date
[–]scootbert 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
So far my favorite is: "Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies"
[–]HigherPrimate 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Anyone else read it as : "Makes me chuck testa every time", I read the first half and my mind made up the rest as soon as I saw "Chu"?!
Edit: now that I think about it, this actually fits the picture.
[–]randi88 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
In other news, God DID decide to answer the prayer of local Football player Doug McDoucherson, when he decided to pray for the game-winning touchdown at the NY vs. Philadelphia game earlier today.
God was reported as saying that Doug "really clearly needed the help more."
[–]Looking_Around 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
I'm going to hell for laughing at this. Wait a second....
[–]Kevin_Tsang888 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
I chuckled. Now I feel sad...
[–]naftidder 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
God damn it! OK.
[–]kavorka2 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Also, that kid looks like he won't be able to attend church regularly so looks like hell for him.
[–]doviende 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/ The bible says pray, and god will give shit to you. So why won't he heal amputees? Apparently god only heals things that experience spontaneous remission, like cancer. ;)
[–]Zaxomio 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
i feel a little guilty for laughing at this
[–]wirbolwabol 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Now I feel bad...I lol'd..
Does God cure people? Of course! But, conveniently, only when they have a condition for which there's a cure. Otherwise, it's his "plan" that people be disabled/sick.
I'm sure once medicine has evolved to the point at which we can, say, regenerate limbs for amputees, or completely cure paralysis and cancer, then God will magically decide that missing a limb or being paralyzed or having cancer is not part of any plan.
Funny how his plan, from an objective perspective, seems to be entirely guided by the advancements of humanity.
[–]msk_501 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I love the Onion. This is great, thank you for posting!
[–]MeDiggingMyGrave 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
NO! NO! STOP IT! I will give you legs the day youll stand up and admit your stupid "but God... I can't stand..." "Then you see my point"
There is no evil cunt like god.
[–]fakepollution 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
A fairy tale character won't be able to help the kid....but in time science could solve the problem
[–]BlindLemonLars 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
So long as the faithful don't stand in the way of stem cell research and other scientific developments.
[–]Captain_Kuhl 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
I'm a Christian!!!
...And I still thought this was funny XD
[–]Captain_Kuhl 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Lemme correct myself:
I'm proud to be a LUTHERAN.
There're plenty of whack-jobs that say they are, like the Catholics or Westboro (as an extreme) for example, and I definitely do not accept what they do. I'm not siding with any of those crazies, just the Lutheran stuff.
[–]kaellinn18 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
This kind of hits close to home for me. My little sister is in a wheelchair because of a car accident in 2005. My mother is ultra-religious and maintains that God has told her that she will be healed 100% at some point in the future. Barring a huge leap in medical science, this is not going to happen. As much as I dislike hearing her talk about her religious convictions, I honestly think she would fall apart without them.
[–]Murrabbit 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
"All the cripples and amputees will look up at me and shout 'save us' and I'll look down and whisper 'no'."
-God
[–]dont_take_my_pie 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I just laughed so unbelievably loud at this... a room full of people are staring
[–]MrStranger 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
If hell does exist, this just guaranteed me a ticket.
[–]boutsofbrilliance 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
ensuring touchdowns and whatnot is serious business.
[–]sleeper78 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Not so tough any more...
[–]carlosarts 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Jehova≠Genie
[–]Huzzah13 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I haven't laughed at a post that hard in a while. It brought tears to my eyes!
[–]maosome 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
To be fair, God is too busy helping baseball players hit homeruns
[–]wieno 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I was honestly hoping not to laugh at this. Didn't work.
[–]Otium20 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I remember i saw a show where they said a little boy could not seen the deference to reality and fantasy because he believed in santa, If that was really the case then all christians should not be believed in trials because Its the same thing, none told them that jesus and god are just lies and now they are to old and have been brainwashed to believe it
[–]soundslikebees 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
lol... the onion.
Harken and behold the point of laughter. To cope with the pain of a little boy who will never walk.
[–]Broken-Space-Bar 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Thanksformakingmelaughtonight.Haveanupvote.
[–]roger123456 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Bible States God doesnot want handicap at the altar.
Leviticus 21:16
16 The LORD said to Moses, 17 “Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. 18 No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; 19 no man with a crippled foot or hand, 20 or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. 21 No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the food offerings to the LORD. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God. 22 He may eat the most holy food of his God, as well as the holy food; 23 yet because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary. I am the LORD, who makes them holy.’”
[–]SeniorPyroNight 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I hope their love for you is stronger than their fear of death (religion).
[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
how do christians feel about god when they "pray for that new job to support their family" or "pray god for a work promotion so they can afford better insurance coverage" and god says no and one of their kids get sick and shit ensues.
How do they feel about god then?
[–]Sdingel 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Lol!!!
[–]FireChrome 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
This same image is reposted every week. Can't we generate some original content here?
[–]AgingVet 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Take a look at some of those Hubble shots and ask yourself what 100 years means. From a physics perspective we are all connected anyway, right? So this kid's experience is, in a way, yours. You cannot separate the parts from the whole.
While this child has been presented in this manner for the sake of humor, he may very well be laughing back; you just never know.
[–]herpenderpenderp 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
i don't how this has anything to do with atheism, its the onion. they're just funny lol.
[–]xilef70 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Ahteist anyway, I would not "chuckle" at that.
[–]davorzdralo 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
You never laugh at satire?
[–]BUSean 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
This is a magnet on my refrigerator.
My father bought it for me. Well played, Dad.
[–]nscreated 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
--Theist.
The line given to kids, "God answers every prayer," is technically true but ultimately has the effect of promoting a defective understanding. The adage was told to me and it ultimately led to more disappointment than anything.
What was far more helpful in terms of my adult belief (so, I guess, 'harmful' in terms of this audience) is my understanding four basic items:
I am not making an argument in favor of these. I am only laying them out in order to demonstrate that a theist need not hold unrealistic expectations for God's wish-granting, nor need a theist be deluded that this earth reflects any kind of material justice (the Bible certainly makes no such claims).
God fixes cancer. God doesn't fix amputations. Explain.
[–]lonelyinacrowd 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
It's always great to see a bitchin' tune be so relevant.
[–]DroppaMaPants 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
This is why I just think God is an asshole, that a Christian cannot possibly exist for anyone with half a brain.
[–]EpicFishFingers -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
I GENERALLY AGREE WITH THIS; HAVE AN UPVOTE
[–]thereisnosuchthing -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago
We're fucking terrible people for laughing about it, over a religion we don't believe in, which we view as such a giant thing, when in reality we all know it's no different than Zeus, etc.
[–]RawrRevenge -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
☜(゚ヮ゚☜) hahahaha the kid is an atheist.
[–]fallen2012 -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago*
this makes me sad. part of me really hopes this kid did something horrible in a previous life to deserve this because it just isnt right, poor kid. if you think about it though, a lot of people do horrible shit and then kill themselves or just die and they gotta go somewhere, energy cannot be created or destroyed. so based on this knowledge we know that if we are reincarnations of a previous life, bad souls do exist, or at least inexperienced, and hateful souls; therefore, it can be inferred that the people born into misery were likely souls that created misery in a previous existence. what is everyone's argument as to why reincarnation is false? they say "if i lived a previous life, why don't i remember it?" i'll tell you the answer right now, it's because our brains are in our bodies, and our brains are what hold memory. this is why we only can remember our current life. downvote me all you want athiests, i care about real karma not reddit karma. say what you want i dont care to argue.
[–]frigginhumid 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. (source unknown)
yeah im sure you are a genius up there on your atheist high horse. you are so brilliant yet i doubt you have gotten laid by anyone other than a landwhale
This made me laugh for a few reasons. You assume that the comment is directed towards you rather than taking it as a piece of advice. There is no evidence here to suggest that I'm not a spiritual/religious person trying to guide you away from futile arguments (unless you read through my comment history). Secondly, you carelessly or randomly connect a law about energy to the necessity of accepting reincarnation. That's a huge leap. Further, you equate intelligence with getting laid - not sure what to make of that. Finally the assumption that I might have slept with a Darwinian mammal bespeaks your poor understanding of relationships, species, and physics. There is no way I would have survived that kind of encounter with a whale.
[–][deleted] 9 months ago*
I am not one to take away whatever comforts another; be it denial, drugs, delusion or god, as long as they are not trying to influence or cause harm to me or those I love. Reddit is not the place to sort out angst and confusion about real life; there are too many cynics, critics and imposters. My only real criticism of your logic was in assuming that because we have a scientific law of energy conservation it requires us to accept reincarnation as a truth. In this, you are taking on the responsibility of educating others, your logic is flawed and this is where harm starts. If it comforts you to believe that god has a plan for you because of harm you brought to someone in your past, then please take comfort it that. I am struck everyday by the wondrous beauty and the hideous ugliness of the world and all its species. I don't need to search for meaning beyond that, though admittedly at times I do. I wouldn't call myself a devout atheist, but rather a humanist - concerned about the well-being of others to the extent that I can make a positive impact. That's all.
So while this isn't probably the time or place, it sounds like you are at a bit of a crossroads with what you believe and your struggle to allow others their own beliefs.
Sorry brother...I was just trying to reach back out to you. I didn't intend to inflame you. In time. In time.
[–]ahora -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Atheists are actually using this sad situations to promote their idiology? That is so sad.
Theist are using their ideology to prevent sad situations like this from being actually cured. That is sad.
[–]greyflcn 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago*
Ad hominem is bad. Sure.
But I don't see why religion, as an ideology or institution deserves automatic respect.
If you believed in alchemy, big foot, or aliens controlling the brains of congress, why would you deserve automatic respect for that?
For instance compare: "I prayed for you to get better."
to: "I didn't do a damn thing to help you get better, but I thought about it, talked to myself about it, to help me get past the guilt of not doing a damned thing."
Why is that somehow admirable?
[–]greyflcn 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago*
I guess, but isn't it a bit cruel to tell the weak, the poor, and the sick that they should accept how things are merely because things will be better when they die?
Much less have those who near death give their life savings over to groups that their sole mission is to fill rooms with motivational speakers.
Instead of donating it to causes that might actually help cure, feed, and shelter the unfortunate?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago*
True dat. It's the people who believe in gods we want shaking their heads and feeling insulted when they read this thread..not the people in wheelchairs..
C'mon, people...focus.
I see absolutely no reason why people in wheelchair would be insulted by this. If you do, you have missed the point.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I was being sarcastic; if someone in a wheelchair were to be insulted by this it would start at the Onion article itself making light of someone in a wheelchair never being able to walk again and not with people who carried on the humour in the same vein as the article.
I for one was laughing my ass off for like and hour.
Poe's law strikes again. We need <sarcasm> tags.
My bad.
[–]MIGHT_BE_TROLLIN -6 points-5 points-4 points 9 months ago
you laugh at paralyzed boys whom have been denied the healing of the lord? shame on you.
[–]CoolCheech 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
We laugh at the idea of a floating man in the sky granting wishes. Science and medicine might heal a paraplegic, not wishes.
Satire. Try reading about it, perhaps one day you will understand it.
[–]MIGHT_BE_TROLLIN 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I did. It makes no sense.
That just means you don't understand.
No, You dont understand.
[–]Djames516 -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
You're chuckling at the crippled child? What a hero.
Not really, you clearly miss the point.
[–]Djames516 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Oh? And what is the "point" of these pictures? Do enlighten me.
Satire is primarily a literary genre or form, although in practice it can also be found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement. Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon. A common feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm—"in satire, irony is militant"—but parody, burlesque, exaggeration, juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. This "militant" irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack.
Satire is primarily a literary genre or form, although in practice it can also be found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement. Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon.
A common feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm—"in satire, irony is militant"—but parody, burlesque, exaggeration, juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. This "militant" irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack.
[–]animalarmament 0 points1 point2 points 8 months ago
It's satire.
[–]manf0x -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago*
its because he's asian god hates asians
[–]davorzdralo 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Point: missed.
[–]F7U12CKER 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
'Least the kid's rolling on some tight rims. Seriously though, without being wordy and making this into a religiously fueled time Bob-omb, as if it weren't there already, I feel that religious types and atheists alike have a place on this Earth (there's just not room for you in heaven, ha, I kid, I kid). We can all believe in hope and holding onto something though, so I reiterate my original point. "Dem is some tight rims!"
[–]SoInsightful 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Try r/Freethought, r/RepublicOfAtheism and r/DebateReligion.
[–]ExoStasis -15 points-14 points-13 points 9 months ago
Dear Reddit, I'm getting really tired of seeing Reddit flooded with a bunch of god/religion bashing posts. Not all Christians are bad. This shit is getting really old, really fast. I just don't like seeing the hate. Grow the fuck up. This website is becoming a joke, fast. Sincerely, an Atheist.
[–]hardcastle_mccormick 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
tired of seeing it? protip: take r/atheism off your front page.
[–]Ishmael999 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Do you just post this on everything in the subreddit? Because that has very little to do with this post.
[–]DoTheDew 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Poking fun is hardly the same as hate. See Christians for real examples of hate.
[–]masterspeeks 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
You bigot. The christian god isn't the only god who isn't answering the prayers of disabled children. There are thousands of other gods who this onion piece could be talking about.
[–]redditor9000 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
It's The Onion. Lighten up!
[–]stormchaser 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
What does this post have to do with Christian-bashing?...
[–]D-Lee15 -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago
Christianity isn't a religion its the TRUTH
truth has a variety of meanings, such as the state of being in accord with fact or reality
Fuck no, Christianity has nothing to do with truth.
[–]aTROLLwithSWAG -10 points-9 points-8 points 9 months ago
fuck you all.
[–]AllGrayEryDay -17 points-16 points-15 points 9 months ago
this isn't atheist
[–]FrenchieM -22 points-21 points-20 points 9 months ago
Wtf is this nonsense?!
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
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