this post was submitted on
511 points (59% like it)
1,607 up votes 1,096 down votes

funny

subscribe2,233,059 readers

No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 29 comments

[–]Brony 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He should have expected resistance from Celestia's minions when trying to get a tattoo of Nightmare Moon.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I love when I get references to things :P

[–]Wildtails 27 points28 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

82 upvotes and not a single comment? Has everyone died?

[–]BaconChapstick 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I only went to the comments to find context and saw no comments.

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]poptart2nd 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

oh is that the joke?

[–]kyles0623 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Might be because of a recent question "Has anyone made the front page without any comments"

[–]Wildtails 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Did I just ruin everything?

[–]maxifer 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes

[–]Honkycatt 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"well, I'm not a tattoo artist, but I slept at a Holiday Inn Express."

[–]fatherdougal 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Bill Goldberg?

[–]PerennialPants 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

lol this would never happen in real life. you have them draw the tattoo first, then come back and see what it looks like, then you have them place it.

unless you're an idiot.

[–]Dupshflayh 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oh really? I especially like the tiger.

[–]PerennialPants 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wish I could see them better but the website is retarded, as when I click on them it just reloads the page.

[–]Dupshflayh 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hmm, the website seems to have gone full retard since my last visit. Oh well, this (albeit smaller version) was the tattoo I was talking about.

[–]PerennialPants 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yeah I did see it, that's fucking hilarious

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Of course I can draw that, but I'll need to put it on your back because that's a clean canvas. And only think good thoughts or it'll heal poorly and look weird."

[–]cshsus 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I laughed for a good two minutes, I can't explain why.

[–]WhatBombsAtMidnight 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Sir, listen, Sir! Are you an artist? No? exactly! I'm here to take what you want, and make it look good ok? that's my job, as an artist, ok? I've done a lot of tattoos in my time and you have to trust that I know what I'm doing. Now turn around and lets finish this"

[–]workswithgeeks 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nailing it!

[–]TheExRedditor 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The tattoo artist looks like Matt Damon

[–]blackhemi 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

close enough

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The death of a tatoo artist is funny? If I was the Tat guy, I'd break to use the bathroom and get the hell out of town.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Bitches love ponies.

[–]happier_than_you 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

earlier: "draw this like a four year old would." "okay!"

[–]The_designer_pro 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

WHY ISNT ANYONE COMMENTING ON SHIT HERE??

[–]cryer -5 points-4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Fake? If not - Origin?

[–]EndorBoning 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If it's real I'm going to be on the lookout for the tattoo artist's obituary.

[–]Zattera -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Isn't that kane?