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[–]whatever_idc 16 points17 points ago

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Looks at Petret's overview. You like damnlol.com!

[–]StigNasti 9 points10 points ago

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I noticed that too. I wouldn't be surprised if he owns that site.

edit: 20 submissions from that site in the last day. I'm a bit more than suspicious.

[–]jandalofdoom 20 points21 points ago

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The bartender says: "Sorry buddy, you're going to need more than one buck to drink in here."

So the deer trashed the place and leaves.

[–]mombakkie4 7 points8 points ago

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"Any women in here, l feel horny"

[–]kleptobismol 5 points6 points ago

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Doe!

[–]Munkadunk667 2 points3 points ago

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A deer!

[–]bakerie 2 points3 points ago

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A female deer...

[–]kleptobismol 0 points1 point ago

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a female deer.

[–]milleniamisc -4 points-3 points ago

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Can't resist :(

A female deer!

[–]dodgeboy 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to 1995!

[–]andy594 2 points3 points ago

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oh deer

[–]Ricky511 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Req4what 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my they lubed the floor again.

[–]bake-kujira 1 point2 points ago

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Two deer walk out of a bar and one says to the other: "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."

[–]SophisticatedVagrant 3 points4 points ago

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You forgot to specify the 'gay bar' bit of the joke...

[–]nikxxxy69 0 points1 point ago

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'Who wants to come back to my pad tonight? Feeling extra horny. No one? Fuck ya then.'

Trashes the place.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And fucked shit up!

[–]Mikulak25 0 points1 point ago

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The concept of the ground just became very foreign to that deer.

[–]joelicious5000 0 points1 point ago

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The beer must have been just a buck!

[–]Sanitary_Lumpkin 0 points1 point ago

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....but was already drunk

[–]ElephantTeeth 0 points1 point ago

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. . . and like, TOTALLY lost his shit.

[–]CarlCarlson 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lazyFatAss 0 points1 point ago

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and drank too many

[–]neubs 0 points1 point ago

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This is literally the only reason I would do concealed carry

[–]Thecardinal74 0 points1 point ago

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Every day I'z shufflin'

[–]tha-dogg 0 points1 point ago

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No animals were hurt in the making of this GIF.

[–]certaindamagedlemons 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, they more likely than not had to put that deer down. It probably broke its legs. Not to be a downer.

[–]willymo 0 points1 point ago

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damnlol

[–]doubleknot 0 points1 point ago

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I can't get no traction!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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WISCONSIN!

[–]tecknomarco 0 points1 point ago

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Whoop Whoop Whoop!!

[–]yep45 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag deer

[–]IdleSpectator 0 points1 point ago

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That's my cousin! MY COUSIN'S HEAD! ON THE FUCKING WALL! YOU BARBARIANS!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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MEANWHILE IN CANADA: This exact scenario happened at my school. A deer leaped through a window in the lobby.

[–]TheDerrMan 0 points1 point ago

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Oh deer, I've made quite a mess.

[–]TeCuervo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SexyBanana 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think that deer was walking, haha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think he's had too much to drink already.

[–]ChemicalOle 0 points1 point ago

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Damn these high heels!

[–]burnmyshadow -1 points0 points ago

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Yo tht doe be tripping

[–]Wolfinkingsclothing -3 points-2 points ago

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Isn't venison dear?