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[–]Atario 31 points32 points ago

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More like coccyx. And that shit hurts.

[–]gropo 5 points6 points ago

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Looked more like she landed squarely on her ischial tuberosities with minimal coccygeal contact—unless hers is particularly pronounced.

[–]nt4cats-reddit 1 point2 points ago

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Looked more like she landed on her transnodal occulum with minimal ischial tuberositic contact -- unless hers are particularly pronounced.

[–]elonepb 7 points8 points ago

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Whatever, it's lupus.

[–]emailbitesmyass 0 points1 point ago

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It's never lupus.

[–]isotope123 -3 points-2 points ago

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Actually, my girlfriend has lupus, so shut your mouth cause that shit is serious and shouldn't be laughed about.

[–]emailbitesmyass 2 points3 points ago

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Obviously not a House fan. Relax.

[–]isotope123 -3 points-2 points ago

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I like house, and I know it's a meme. Sorry, I just find it inconsiderate because people have no idea what she has to go through. I didn't mean to get angry, have an upvote.

[–]emailbitesmyass 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not familiar with the specifics on Lupus, but I have had to deal with other serious conditions in my family and life. We just have to do what we can to get by, ya know? Best of luck to you and yours.

[–]CaptO 0 points1 point ago

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How was he to know? Harden the fuck up.

[–]isotope123 -1 points0 points ago

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Just having a hard day, emailbitesmyass and I resolved the conflict. Don't worry about it.

[–]P2000Camaro 1 point2 points ago

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... I immediately read that word in Uncle Rico's voice....

[–]g1zmo 1 point2 points ago

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I bruised (cracked?) my tailbone in high school. I'm 33 now and it's never been right since. It still frequently hurts.

[–]a_can_of_solo 0 points1 point ago

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I bused that once, some one tacked me and got there knee right up my butt.

[–]myinnervoice 12 points13 points ago

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Vagina?

Posted by someone who knows very little about female anatomy.

[–]opus666 12 points13 points ago

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yeah, a hard fall on your vagina wouldn't hurt that much...those things can take a pounding

[–]alanpugh 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for Betty White reference.

[–]kenallen09 5 points6 points ago

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Every vagina I've seen, there's another different 'hole' closer to the spot where she landed.

[–]kurogawa 1 point2 points ago

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In my indiscriminate experience on the internet with gif's, I have learned this: don't mess around with yoga balls.

[–]Noobsht360 1 point2 points ago

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Forever alone leap frog?

[–]Kentravyon 1 point2 points ago

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Hymen hammer.

[–]keparatperacau 3 points4 points ago

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Conclusion: missing a ball would lead to a pain in a vagina.

[–]scorpion347 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]Sonofadyke 0 points1 point ago

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WTF is this, some sort of ball-busting feminist militia training exercise? Please ladies don't try to land on the balls.

[–]pyrobyro 0 points1 point ago

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It gets me every single time.

[–]onlyforaminute 0 points1 point ago

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You falling on your ass again? Getg muh belt. Duh big one. Imma spank her.

[–]thalescosta 0 points1 point ago

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That would go so wrong even if she haven't missed the ball

[–]klsi832 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to photoshop a peepee in there.