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[–]TheDoubleG 88 points89 points ago

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I made that two years ago as a YTMND. Glad you enjoyed it!

[–]P4ngurB4n 2 points3 points ago

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Is there a link to that music? It's epic! Is there an extended version at all?

[–]TheDoubleG 2 points3 points ago

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The music is "Ghosts of the Marble Hall" by CrimsonZeal. Link

[–]1RandomNickname 1 point2 points ago

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Original author with no upvotes? Time to fix that!

[–]bluebunnyram[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you! You rock.

[–]williamzwhite 105 points106 points ago

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[–]LVL2_Chinbeard 12 points13 points ago

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Again, this scared the fuck outta me. Must be how tired I am..

[–]theresaviking 6 points7 points ago

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I like to think that the shark that ate Jackson in Deep Blue Sea mutated into a half Jackson, half shark monstrosity, explaining this gif.

[–]TeeCeeM 12 points13 points ago

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""I'm tired of these mother f-ing humans polluting my god damn ocean"

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[–]DivinusVox 10 points11 points ago

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This is the internet. You look silly not saying motherfuckin'.

[–]TeeCeeM 0 points1 point ago

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I just curse too mother fucking much in person, thought I would be a bit different online haha

[–]Gunderfro 0 points1 point ago

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You mean I can make a swear on here? Gee-willikers Batman!

[–]stumpgod 0 points1 point ago

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WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ROBIN!!

[–]IveRedditalready 0 points1 point ago

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bravo, old boy! bravo!

[–]Dudedood 24 points25 points ago

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wtb gif without the bullet guy, looks rather catastrophic.

[–]filiped 29 points30 points ago

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From the docu-drama End Day by BBC.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

And if all you care about is the asteroid scene, you can see it here.

[–]ConsciousPilot 18 points19 points ago

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Just finished watching that whole thing. I'll save you some time:

"The question isn't 'IF', but 'WHEN'."

[–]rychan 4 points5 points ago

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Time specific link for the lazy: http://youtu.be/NKwJQNvUs5w?t=6m36s

I would have to imagine that an actual meteor would be moving much faster with a lot of vaporized metal surrounding it, but what do I know.

[–]P4ngurB4n 2 points3 points ago

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And you'd think a meteor (mini astroid?) would have a lot more of an impact blast radius than that. That sucker was fucking huge!

[–]jflegare 2 points3 points ago

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I though it was part of one of USA's liberation operations.

[–]wildo421 2 points3 points ago

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But they have oil WMDs.

[–]the-knife 1 point2 points ago

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How ironic, the British show that lets the meteor drop on no other city but Berlin. Why not Dresden?

[–]lamqta 0 points1 point ago

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You are the best kind of person.

[–]Dudedood 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks :)

[–]PFHarlock 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting production, but it's incomplete.

No zombies.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Eesa me! De Enda Timesa!

[–]jonnydonny 11 points12 points ago

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TIL the bullet in mario does not have a mouth, but rather a fist. mind = blown

[–]Rentun 16 points17 points ago

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[–]emilysbs 3 points4 points ago

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Aaahh... I remember watching that part in the movie and it scared the crap out of me... but now I can't remember what movie it's from... help

[–]RupertDurden 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rheaume 2 points3 points ago

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Kinetic weapons, how the fuck do they work?

[–]tellmewhatsahappenin 15 points16 points ago

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I like the part where the thing from mario shows up.

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 5 points6 points ago

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Bullet Bill.

[–]P4ngurB4n 2 points3 points ago

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It's name is Bullet Bill?

TIL

[–]moderndruid 1 point2 points ago

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Original is from End Day, a documentary produced by the BBC in which a number of different world-ending scenarios are thought out. Link

[–]LVL2_Chinbeard 0 points1 point ago

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At 2:30 in the morning. This creeped me out.

[–]ZeeJules67 0 points1 point ago

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What movie is this from?

[–]filiped 11 points12 points ago

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Reposting what I posted as a reply to another comment:

From the docu-drama End Day by BBC.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

[–]ZeeJules67 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you :D!

[–]johndeer89 2 points3 points ago

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I think armageddon by michael bay. FIRST IT'S LIKE CRASH!!! Then shhhhraaaaam! And and roooooosh! Blam! blam!

[–]h4xxor 1 point2 points ago

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reality hits you had bro

[–]ZeeJules67 0 points1 point ago

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I need to watch this as it scared me.

[–]johndeer89 2 points3 points ago

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I liked it. But I'm easily entertained.

[–]Solumin 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought it was from this video...

[–]wheresmyhouse 0 points1 point ago

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Why is Aerosmith suddenly playing in my head?

[–]Chalupa112 0 points1 point ago

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I have a new Favorite gif.

[–]bbq2m8os 0 points1 point ago

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That kind of scared me a little

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now replace the bullet with a down vote and you have another 1000 karma post.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So adding "This is my favorite -blank-" makes it OK to repost and gives free karma?

[–]ChaosRobie 0 points1 point ago

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Should be in /r/gif/. This isn't exactly funny...

[–]kgmoome 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, you have such good taste in .gif, you should call your self an aficionado of .gifs

[–]papadopolis 0 points1 point ago

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I edited some music into it and some texts for the lolz

[–]bitcheslovedroids -1 points0 points ago

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Haha bullet bill!

[–]fapfapfapsara -1 points0 points ago

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feel like this is a repost.

[–]scorpion347 -5 points-4 points ago

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BOOM goes the topedo guy.... creature..... thing.... Mario

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 0 points1 point ago

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Bullet Bill.