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[–]Panabag 163 points164 points ago

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[–]spazmodic- 29 points30 points ago

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"It's just a box !"

[–]partyfunk8 42 points43 points ago

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"I'm just a what, bitch!?" - Boxy Brown

[–]Bluer123 6 points7 points ago

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You askin' or you tellin'? Cause nobody tells Boxy Brown!

[–]Hastemakeswaste 9 points10 points ago

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"WHATS IN THE BOX!"

[–]spazmodic- 6 points7 points ago

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!

[–]SmoothWD40 9 points10 points ago

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[–]chrisc098 4 points5 points ago*

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Almost made me cry looking at these

Edit This was not where I wanted to put this but fuck it, it stays because Deleted Comments with comments on them burns my soul.

[–]Dance_Luke_Dance 2 points3 points ago

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Forever dancing baby. Never forget.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You just made me realize that I'm in law school and have not played a video game in over a year. MGSIV on Extreme is the last thing I did before starting school.

:(

[–]ricecows 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TheSoundsOfScience 4 points5 points ago

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http://choice.ytmnd.com/ God I love harking back to ytmnd days...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You are my hero.

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

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Jack

[–]MasterExploderlol 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BlizzardFenrir 1 point2 points ago

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Huh? What was that noise?

[–]Harrowin 11 points12 points ago

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Oh my god this is the oldest gif on the internet. Upvote for the nostalgia.

[–]theteapirate 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it was either a YTMND or a flash animation, but there was definitely something that used this gif along with a badass song. Anyone have any idea?

[–]Whats_all_this_then 4 points5 points ago

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I saw it on eBaumsworld.com and the pun was that something awesome would happen at the end.

Here it is.

[–]theteapirate 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, wow, nostalgia. Thanks!

[–]CaptainRene 137 points138 points ago

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People who ask "M or F" or "ASL" always seem so fucking retarded.

[–]Raptor-Llama 45 points46 points ago

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I usually reply with "I don't know American Sign Language."

[–]trollerai 18 points19 points ago

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Sometimes I refuse, sometimes I do this: https://imgur.com/ypdj5

[–]TheJosh 3 points4 points ago

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I always respond with, "I don't use AOL here in Australia".

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[–]Synth3t1c 11 points12 points ago

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your retarded what?

Oh, did you mean *you're retarded?

[–]TurgidMeatWand 53 points54 points ago*

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They are usually horny and/or under 18....so yeah same difference.

[–]Quazifuji 0 points1 point ago

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I agree with you in general, but it seems especially silly on Chatroullete. Like, you can see them right there. If it's a real picture, that probably answers it well enough that you don't care, and if it's not a real picture, do you really want cybersex with someone using a fake picture?

[–]Smarag 0 points1 point ago

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They are zombies.

[–]tanjoodo 0 points1 point ago

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I usually reply "No, DSL"

[–]Seruz -2 points-1 points ago

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What i was thinking.

[–]Shelliez 96 points97 points ago

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The sad thing is that the guy still WANTS to get it with the box... as long as its a female box.

[–]Irongrip 5 points6 points ago

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What sad soul, he wouldn't even get it on with a male box. Down with box sexism I say!

[–]z999 0 points1 point ago

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We all know that what matters is who's in the submissive position!

[–]heracleides -1 points0 points ago

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I always fall for those artificial boxes. Fucking trannies.

[–]omfgIWishIWasDeep 60 points61 points ago

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That's omegle.

[–]T-Luv 39 points40 points ago

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Can't sneak one past this guy.

[–]omfgIWishIWasDeep 7 points8 points ago

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*Girl.

[–]T-Luv 25 points26 points ago

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See! You proved my point.

[–]omfgIWishIWasDeep 0 points1 point ago

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;)

[–]Pargelenis 12 points13 points ago

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JUST MAKE BABIES ALREADY, YOU TWO ARE DESTINED TO EACH OTHER

[–]Airazz 2 points3 points ago

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She's a bit too young for that. Also quite shallow.

[–]TPangolin 9 points10 points ago

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Box.

[–]ricecows 2 points3 points ago

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This gives a different meaning to your name.

[–]gives_you_cookies 0 points1 point ago

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no GW posts, sorry guys.

[–]ceri23 24 points25 points ago

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I'd jack in that box.

[–]jeemosupremo 16 points17 points ago

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I was expecting to see someone in their underpants. The box will do, however.

[–]spazmodic- 9 points10 points ago

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It filled my box viewing quota for the day

[–]charlemagne_the_cat 3 points4 points ago

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i like hiding inside boxes too.

[–]T-Luv 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still a few short. Any suggestions?

[–]BoximusPrime 15 points16 points ago

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I am a Box.

[–]Box_Ripper 0 points1 point ago

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We shall battle to the death.

[–]The_Resisty 1 point2 points ago

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"redditor for 1 year". Not bad.

[–]DJ_Byun 10 points11 points ago

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I laughed way too hard at the dude's face.

[–]extravagant_ascetic 6 points7 points ago

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I don't understand because I'm not generally a violent person.... but I just have this overwhelming desire to punch the fuck out of his face.

I think it might be the hat.

[–]dog_in_the_vent 1 point2 points ago

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I came in here to make sure I wasn't the only one who felt this way.

Thank you.

[–]Renfieldx 6 points7 points ago

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true story i told some 30 yo dude i was 12/f and he wanted my skype info

...pretty creepy

[–]dhenriq1 5 points6 points ago

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I'm surprised to see anything other than penis on Chatroulette to be honest

[–]Wildtails 12 points13 points ago

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It's Omegle, you actually get quite a few non-penis people on it. I know this because they kept staring at my penis.

[–]Maxtortion 4 points5 points ago

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So...F...right?

[–]Odiddley 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that

[–]Praesens 4 points5 points ago

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Box.

[–]Brettersson 2 points3 points ago

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was expecting something saying "show your tits"

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]initialsdrummer 1 point2 points ago

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At least he was straightforward about it.

[–]R40ul 1 point2 points ago

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The Doctor is in?

[–]hansn 1 point2 points ago

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When I get asked "ASL," I respond "64 million years, dinosaur, Cretaceous period."

[–]Box_Ripper 1 point2 points ago

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Well, it was about that time that I noticed hansn was about eight stories tall and was a dinosaur from the Cretaceous era.

[–]Zer0VoiD 1 point2 points ago

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You're a box harry I'm a what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJ_DeT-c3M

[–]phylet 0 points1 point ago

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YER A BOX, BARRY!

[–]42oodles 1 point2 points ago

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that's omegle....

[–]mechanicalscribbler 1 point2 points ago

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M, F or B?

[–]kiick 1 point2 points ago

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The guy you were chatting with went to my highschool. Wierd.

[–]tofagerl 0 points1 point ago

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[–]flex_luger 0 points1 point ago

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Anytime a box is featured prominently, I think of this classic UHF bit...

[–]lvl6 0 points1 point ago

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i thought it was a reference to how 'misunderstood' the guy with the flat peak was

[–]StaceyOats 0 points1 point ago

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bahaha. I had a great laugh to this.

[–]ohdrizzle 0 points1 point ago

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People on chatroulette hate me because I'm asian...

[–]wheeler0592 0 points1 point ago

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You go girl, I'm front page by association right?

[–]snakrause 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed an irrational amount at this

[–]SomeOThatPurpleStuff 0 points1 point ago

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The question is, "can you fuck it?"

[–]Socialmessup 0 points1 point ago

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Has anyone tried chatroulette lately? Its seen some major improvements and surprisingly there are like no penis' anymore

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

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Box? So female?

[–]kizzzzurt 0 points1 point ago

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I was a lamp at one time on there.

[–]NicholasThunderchild 0 points1 point ago

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I definitely thought penises were going to be exposed. Whew. What a relief...?

[–]taalmahret 0 points1 point ago

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The claw marks on said box gendered individual intrigue me.

[–]Faery_dust 0 points1 point ago

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Puppets also work!!!!!

[–]Ballsdeepinreality 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed far harder than I should have.

[–]tjb0607 0 points1 point ago

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Like a box.

[–]MADBAKER 0 points1 point ago

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[–]robhol 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing like a box of bebbel DL.

[–]bmfbg 0 points1 point ago

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  • cut a hole in a box
  • put your head in that box
  • now you stay in the box

And that's the way you do it. Its a dude in a box!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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m or f?

[–]fortiesforjesus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]UncleDrunkle 0 points1 point ago

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A tool and a box. A TOOL BOX! LOL!

[–]150c_vapour 0 points1 point ago

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Why does Dr Pepper get so much free advertising by redditors?? It's a crappy industrial soft drink!

[–]blaine_edwards 0 points1 point ago

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I usually just wave a picture of my |=======D - :

[–]Ellebogen 0 points1 point ago

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"Jack in the box" has never become so meaningful for me..

[–]mt3chn1k 0 points1 point ago

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Only women have box, so the answer to the question asked is obvious.

[–]Bbbsccc 2 points3 points ago

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This man get box, however.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How box man. How?

[–]VoX_PopuIi 0 points1 point ago

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Old picture.

[–]Azuil 3 points4 points ago

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Old comment. At least 5 hours now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is more subtle, and I feel successful, viral ad for Dr. Pepper than the bath video earlier.

[–]hostolis 3 points4 points ago

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There is no dot in Dr Pepper

[–]TrickTrolld -1 points0 points ago

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That guy's a dick in a box.

[–]b1gtym1n -1 points0 points ago

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considering its chatroulette, I'm suprised it wasn't a dick in a box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

[–]chase02 -1 points0 points ago

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boxxy?

[–]HighAsAKiteFlying 2 points3 points ago

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[–]realmadrid314 -1 points0 points ago

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That kid is disgracing my name :'(

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[–]Streakiest 1 point2 points ago

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Focus on the funny, man! You are on r/funny! Focus!!

[–]henfruit -2 points-1 points ago

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Omegle*